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Since: Jun 09

Raleigh, NC

#1 Jun 17, 2009
Hi, let me start by saying that I am a virgin. I am not very good at picking up women (too shy)... most women tell me I look cute... I am fit but I got a little stomach... and "This is my last scenario" - I don't know what to do if I can't get laid in Vegas.

I hear that a lot of "Services" offered in Vegas. But, I would rather not pay for them, and also I don't want to get some weird disease. What would the best spots for one to go to who is flying solo to Vegas, and wants to hookup with a single female without hiring a hooker?

I have $5000 dollars saved up for this trip, and I am trying to save another $5000 hopefully soon.

Since I am going by myself, where should I stay (I am thinking of staying at The Caesars Palace".... I want to stay at and partake in events that will get me laid. What should I do to enhance my chances of getting laid in Vegas?

Since: Jun 09

Raleigh, NC

#2 Jun 18, 2009
Hey, can someone help me out plz?

Since: Mar 09

Las Vegas, NV

#3 Jun 19, 2009
If you can't get laid in Vegas-yeah, I wouldn't know what to do either.

Google Spearmint Rhino

Since: Jun 09

Raleigh, NC

#4 Jun 19, 2009
What should I do? Where should I stay? I don't know what I am doing I am 20.
Earl

United States

#5 Jun 19, 2009
Simply get into any limo and tell the driver to take you to a legal brothel in Pahrump. It's about one hour outside Vegas. Go to Sheri's ranch and choose one of the most beautiful girls you have ever seen. They will try and get you to pay a fortune, but $500 to a grand will get them. The more pretty the more expensive.
Wright

Whitinsville, MA

#6 Jun 19, 2009
Don't waste your time going to a strip club. Sax acts there are illegal. Go to the brothel where it is legal.
Sissy

United States

#7 Jun 19, 2009
Boxer434 wrote:
Hey, can someone help me out plz?
Get out of Vegas and go to a smaller town where you can meet women without DISEASES

Since: Jun 09

Raleigh, NC

#8 Jun 19, 2009
Sissy wrote:
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Get out of Vegas and go to a smaller town where you can meet women without DISEASES
Can you expand on this further? That would be extremely helpful.
Earl

Valencia, CA

#9 Jun 19, 2009
Boxer434 wrote:
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Can you expand on this further? That would be extremely helpful.
Don't listen to her! Go to Vegas and get laid!
Caffeinated

Carol Stream, IL

#10 Jun 20, 2009
Boxer434 wrote:
Hi, let me start by saying that I am a virgin. I am not very good at picking up women (too shy)... most women tell me I look cute... I am fit but I got a little stomach... and "This is my last scenario" - I don't know what to do if I can't get laid in Vegas.
I hear that a lot of "Services" offered in Vegas. But, I would rather not pay for them, and also I don't want to get some weird disease. What would the best spots for one to go to who is flying solo to Vegas, and wants to hookup with a single female without hiring a hooker?
I have $5000 dollars saved up for this trip, and I am trying to save another $5000 hopefully soon.
Since I am going by myself, where should I stay (I am thinking of staying at The Caesars Palace".... I want to stay at and partake in events that will get me laid. What should I do to enhance my chances of getting laid in Vegas?
Stay on the strip. That is where all of the fun is, and you can walk everywhere. Caesars is a good choice. Any hotel in that area is good.

DON'T tell anyone how much money you have...that is asking for trouble. You will get jumped. Stay on the strip, and avoid the alleyways and the back side of hotels. Why are you bringing so much money in the first place?? It seems a little odd. That amount of money is best used someplace else. If you are adamant about spending large amounts of money get a line of credit at the casino. No woman is worth that amount of money. You'll kick yourself later.

My advice....have a set limit per day to gamble with, and once you lose it...you're done.

I highly recommend that you bring a friend with you. It will be more fun, and it is a safer option. Rooms are cheap...you can let him stay in your room for free as an incentive to go.

Believe me...you don't want your first sexual encounter to be with a prostitute. You'll regret it, because only losers pay for sex...and the ones willing to give it away easily, are probably crawling with STDs.

If you are looking for a wild weekend, you'd be better off paying for one of your female friends to tag along. You never know....maybe the two of you will see each other in a different light. Spend the day at the pool, take her to nice restaurants, see a show...go get a massage together...and then go out at night and see the lights. In the long run, it will be cheaper, and you might get a nice relationship out of it too.

Enjoy Vegas. It is a great town. Be wise with your choices, you'll want to come back...healthy.

“I miss you lil bro”

Since: Apr 09

Vegas baby

#11 Jun 20, 2009
Prostitution is AGAINST THE LAW in Las Vegas and you can be arrested, you can get "happy endings" at a massage palor BUT if it is raided you will be arrested.
It is legal in Pahrump and outside of Reno.
They are consantly running "john" sweeps on Boulder Hwy/Fremont Street and also over on Tropicana so if anyone goes that route they are just asking to get arrested or vd from the hooker.
Navy Don

San Diego, CA

#12 Jun 21, 2009
Caffeinated wrote:
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Stay on the strip. That is where all of the fun is, and you can walk everywhere. Caesars is a good choice. Any hotel in that area is good.
DON'T tell anyone how much money you have...that is asking for trouble. You will get jumped. Stay on the strip, and avoid the alleyways and the back side of hotels. Why are you bringing so much money in the first place?? It seems a little odd. That amount of money is best used someplace else. If you are adamant about spending large amounts of money get a line of credit at the casino. No woman is worth that amount of money. You'll kick yourself later.
My advice....have a set limit per day to gamble with, and once you lose it...you're done.
I highly recommend that you bring a friend with you. It will be more fun, and it is a safer option. Rooms are cheap...you can let him stay in your room for free as an incentive to go.
Believe me...you don't want your first sexual encounter to be with a prostitute. You'll regret it, because only losers pay for sex...and the ones willing to give it away easily, are probably crawling with STDs.
If you are looking for a wild weekend, you'd be better off paying for one of your female friends to tag along. You never know....maybe the two of you will see each other in a different light. Spend the day at the pool, take her to nice restaurants, see a show...go get a massage together...and then go out at night and see the lights. In the long run, it will be cheaper, and you might get a nice relationship out of it too.
Enjoy Vegas. It is a great town. Be wise with your choices, you'll want to come back...healthy.
Were you in the Navy it sounds like good advise when in port somewhere.
Don Navy Vet.

"I hope the young horny dude reads this and takes great advise."
Earl

United States

#13 Jun 21, 2009
Once again, just get a limo in Vegas and ask the driver to take you to a LEGAL brothel in Pahrump.
Martin

Chapel Hill, NC

#14 Jun 21, 2009
Dude, Caesars is not the place to stay Stay at the palms you will get laid. Lots of woman come here just looking for a fling and the Palms is the place.
Boxer434 wrote:
Hi, let me start by saying that I am a virgin. I am not very good at picking up women (too shy)... most women tell me I look cute... I am fit but I got a little stomach... and "This is my last scenario" - I don't know what to do if I can't get laid in Vegas.
I hear that a lot of "Services" offered in Vegas. But, I would rather not pay for them, and also I don't want to get some weird disease. What would the best spots for one to go to who is flying solo to Vegas, and wants to hookup with a single female without hiring a hooker?
I have $5000 dollars saved up for this trip, and I am trying to save another $5000 hopefully soon.
Since I am going by myself, where should I stay (I am thinking of staying at The Caesars Palace".... I want to stay at and partake in events that will get me laid. What should I do to enhance my chances of getting laid in Vegas?
Caffeinated

Carol Stream, IL

#15 Jun 21, 2009
Navy Don wrote:
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Were you in the Navy it sounds like good advise when in port somewhere.
Don Navy Vet.
"I hope the young horny dude reads this and takes great advise."
LOL!!

Thanks, Don.

No...I've never been in the military. But, thank you for your service....it is greatly appreciated.
Earl

Jackson, OH

#16 Jun 21, 2009
Go to Cheetahs and see all the slutty girls there. You might get laid.

“I miss you lil bro”

Since: Apr 09

Vegas baby

#17 Jun 21, 2009
Earl wrote:
Go to Cheetahs and see all the slutty girls there. You might get laid.
That is still AGAINST the law and the guy and the bimbo can get arrested..
Earl

North Hollywood, CA

#18 Jun 22, 2009
calibrat wrote:
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That is still AGAINST the law and the guy and the bimbo can get arrested..
I've banged plenty of bimbos out of Cheetahs. It's not against the law if they give it away!

“I miss you lil bro”

Since: Apr 09

Vegas baby

#19 Jun 22, 2009
Guess you must be lucky then to get a skank cause thats all that is in strip clubs.
Earl

United States

#20 Jun 22, 2009
calibrat wrote:
Guess you must be lucky then to get a skank cause thats all that is in strip clubs.
LOL, Bimbos are people too!

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