Lets just say your not the sharpest tool in the shed.horale.....how the h e l l did this post end up here........i was commmenting on that piece of crap rapist .....jeez.......te watcho
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#4 Nov 25, 2009
#7 Nov 25, 2009
You alright there little buddy!!
#9 Nov 25, 2009
That guy does not look 32. What a disgusting piece of shit.
#10 Nov 25, 2009
You lint licker.... Awww look, someone else that rode the little bus!
#11 Nov 25, 2009
Hola ese... I heard he was your uncle, he is waiting for you... It is the word on the street that yall are really close....... te watcho
#12 Nov 25, 2009
So Mom, you mate with a rat? You hard up?
#13 Nov 25, 2009
The next time your daughter brings home a new boyfriend, be sure to ask his middle name
By STEVEN D. LEVITT
I got a package recently from Ms. M.R. Stewart, who is a proud mother, as well as being grandmother to four pit bulls.
Ms. Stewart has an unusual hobby: clipping newspaper articles of a particular ilk. She sent me xeroxs of her most recent finds. All of these clippings were from The Dallas News, from February 2006 to the present. The articles had two things in common:(1) all of them were stories reporting on crimes, and (2) the perpetrators middle name was Wayne.
I have to say I was stunned by the number of examples she sent me:
Eric Wayne Kelley sex charges
Nathan Wayne Green kidnapping and beating, homicide
Ronald Wayne Spencer, Jr. triple homicide
David Wayne Rhodes 10 years for practicing nursing without a license
Larry Wayne King homicide
Paul Wayne Mitchell Theft
Michael Wayne Hills theft
Jeremy Wayne Hopkins homicide
Garry Wayne Carriker knowingly having unprotected sex when HIV positive
Bruce Wayne Potts homicide
Joshua Wayne Jones assault of officer
Billy Wayne Sinclair homicide
Billy Wayne Boyer assault
Billy Wayne Miller attempted murder and robbery
Kenneth Wayne Downs sex assault
Jerry Wayne Lucas attempted homicide
Tony Wayne Swinnie aggravated assault of grandmother in front of her grandchildren, robbery
Larry Wayne Dacy home invasion
Richard Wayne Miles police standoff
Charles Wayne Thomas homicide
Maybe you could assemble a list this impressive for some other middle name, but I doubt it. Of course, these folks are following the path set for them by the notorious Chicago serial killer John Wayne Gacy, Jr.
(She also collects clippings with middle names that rhyme with Wayne she sent me 4 DeWaynes, 4 Duanes, and 2 Dwaynes.)
After going through the package, I pulled my two oldest daughters aside (they are six) and told them they were not allowed to ever have a boyfriend with the middle name Wayne. Olivia, who is obsessed with a boy named Thomas in her class, is going to check on his middle name tomorrow.
#14 Nov 26, 2009
All good points ~ however, I don't believe that "DeWaynes/Duanes/Dwaynes " actually rhyme with Wayne.
#15 Nov 26, 2009
John WAYNE Gacy-holy moly!
#16 Nov 26, 2009
WOW.......I thought the exact same thing as soon as I saw his whole name.
Now, in all fairness I do know 2 Waynes that are OK human beings.
The others are hillbilly n'erdowells who
could use a regular shave, haircuts, and tattoo removals.
And,....... they most likely didn't name themselves.
#17 Nov 26, 2009
This grandmother sounds like she has a classic case of acute onset of OCD...maybe something abnormal happened in her life in February 2006...
#18 Nov 26, 2009
Just as bad Kenny WAYNE Sheppard....very bad music is on the same level!!!!
#19 Nov 27, 2009
'Waynegrow" from the movie Heat
#20 Nov 30, 2009
"Hola ese... I heard he was your uncle, he is waiting for you... It is the word on the street that yall are really close....... te watcho" writes Gateway.
horale vato.....i must have really hit a nerve.....not to worry homes....when you move back to OK..you will be safe amongst yours.....and please vato dont confuse my familia with your okie idiot klan....sabes..??? oh and by the way vato...get your own sense of sarcasm....although i admit imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.....te watcho
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