Do you like to sniff farts?

[Little Ass Hopper]

MASTER, WHY WILL YOU NOT ANSWER ME?(pronounced as one word)

[Cincinnati Slim]

I quit, Master!! You never reply to me! Screw you! I will sniff my own farts, thank you! Oh, also, why is Sam's the only place that sells clear plastic bags?

[Cincinnati Slim]

All your farts are belong to us.

[NurseInTown]

If u live in GC ks....u don't do anything but sniff farts, because this town is nothing but a big freakin meat packin plant! About 75% of the population works at freakin Tyson! EWWWW! Oh well, at least there is somewhere close by that can employ the millions of nasty greasy fuckin mexicans!

[Cincinnati Slim]

Have you ever sniffed Mexican farts? They eat alot of beans.

[Cincinnati Slim]

The CDC recently announced the statistic that "the average, healthy American has between 25 and 30 bowel movements per day." Are YOU healthy??

[Fart Fanatic]

Little Ass Hopper wrote:

MASTER, WHY WILL YOU NOT ANSWER ME?(pronounced as one word)

Dear “Little Ass Hopper”

What part of “contemplate your bung port for one week WITHOUT CONTACT WITH ANYOTHER HUMAN BEING do you not understand?????
Do you want to become a part of this secret and sacred society or not?
You are about ready to be excommunicated from our brother/sisterhood in record time. In fact I can think of no one in our three thousand year history that lasted for less than seventy-two hours; do you want to be the FIRST?
PLEASE get back to your water and Frito diet and FOCUS on your asshole!!! This is a command….NOT a request!!!

Sincerely,
Your Supreme Master

Fart Fanatic

[Cincinnati Slim]

You are no longer my master. I have decided that, as the best internet troll in the world, I shall take over this fora. Prepare for battle.

[Cincinnati Slim]

Well, Fart Fanatic has stopped posting. That an only mean one thing: I have won. I am now the king of this fora.

[Cincinnati Slim]

I have defeated Fart Fanatic in obnoxiousicity and now am king of this fora. Thank you.

[Fart Fanatic]

Cincinnati Slim wrote:

I have defeated Fart Fanatic in obnoxiousicity and now am king of this fora. Thank you.

Dearest Little Ass Hopper, AKA Cincinnati Slim;

You have presented me, Fart Fanatic and the Fen Society of Fart Sniffers with a conundrum (not to be confused with a condominium or condom) wrapped within a riddle and stuffed into a large plastic bag (that can only be purchased at Sams'and pronounced as one word).
Please realize that to be accepted into this elite and sterling group of men and women is an honor afforded to only those who we believe have the courage, strength, mental fortitude and of course sphincter discipline to follow the strict code of Disciplined Gaseous Eruption or DGE.
I, Fart Fanatic did an in depth back ground check and found you, Little Ass Hopper to be exactly the sort of person we needed to fill the position of acolyte/novice in our society; despite your long history of pedophilia, chronic masturbation and bestiality. Small faults of course and in some circles these avocations would be looked upon in a positive manner, the Republican Party for example, but frowned upon my members of our society.
However I, your Superior and Master, THE FART FANATIC, defended you and begged the Council of Supreme Ass Blasters to allow your admittance into our occult, opaque, ancient and arcane society of men and women.
How could you do this to ME? How could you not spend one week, seven days, one hundred and sixty eight hours in deep and studied contemplation of your ASSHOLE???
Do you realize that your disobedience has perhaps cost me my esteemed position with the Fen Society of Fart Sniffers? Or do you even care you ungrateful Little Ass Hopper?
Enough of that – I’m farting little farts right now – just thought you would like to know.

Respectfully yours,

Your Supreme Master,
Fart Fanatic

[Cincinnati Slim]

Ah, then, my old archnemesis (pronounced as one word), the trap is sprung. Yes, I know who you are, and you, I. Let us not play these games. The fact is that I have arrived in this fora, as in all And whom do I represent? None other than the Esteemed Kody Klan. That is right, we, the Kody Klan, have declared war on the Fen Society of Fart Sniffers. We are the turd eaters. We are not lowly fart sniffers. We collect girlturds (pronounced as one word) in clear plastic bags, which, incidentally, can only be purchased at Sam's. Fen Society of Fart Sniffers? Prepare for war the the Kody Klan. And this entire post should be pronounced as one word.

[Dude]

ROFLMAO

I'm busting my ass laughing at the dumbasses who enjoy this as a sexual practice, but this thread gives a whole new meaning to busting one's ass, literally!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOL

[bryce brown]

i love to sniff farts. i work with a bunch hot hunks of guys. i cant wate till after lunch. we are all on the truck , and then they have a farting contest, man i am in heaven. i make sure i am at butt level when the farts start. we even have a contest to see which one smells the best. it makes me horny sometimes

[Josef]

cmo wrote:

YOU FART SNIFFERS ARE A JOKE. YOU ALL ARE SICK AND TWISTED. YOU NEED HELP THIS IS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR. GOD HELP YOU. EVEN ONLY YOUR FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS KNEW WHAT YOU WERE REALLY LIKE.
DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!

Hey CMO: It's quite obvious you had a lot of toys when you were a child. I had a pistol in my mouth, ready to paint my garage walls with my brain when by miracle I sniffed out this site. GOD showed me the way to laugh and have fun with His most magical gift of all,
MY BALLOON KNOT. Now I spend my days playing some of the most awesome music (depending on diet)known to man. Why, you can even grab a butt cheek and rattle it as fast as you want or if you like a slow purr, just ease back a little bit. It's also great exercise for flexibility, especially if a friend can tie your ankles close to your ears and roll you on the floor while blasting away.
Try farting on a hard chair while foot stomping. It'll make suicide sound stupid. Farting in a full glass of milk is my favorite. It sounds like testing an outboard motor and gives a bowl of cereal that oily marina taste.
Grandma used to like farting in her bedpan until she lost bowel control and grandpa got tired of the clean-up. You should try it CMO, come on out! Hell, just reading this has you curious.

[Josef]

Cincinnati Slim and Fart Fanatic: Please get off this post so intelligent people can comment. Your wasting space. Exchange e-mails so you two can play your silly verbal assault games.

[Cincinnati Slim]

girlfarts (pronounced as one word)