That's a question I've been waiting to see polled for about a jillion years! Do I like to sniff farts? YES, YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!! There is nothing better. Wow this is great. Keep them coming and please readers out there respond to this one. Your input is needed!!! This is great!!!

Thanks so much for posting this poll. I about had a break down when I saw this. Finally someone has posted something that I'm really interested in. Like my Grandfather always said, "To take a dump is human, to sniff a fart is divine", that is so so true. I've got an idea! Everybody who really likes to sniff 'em can come over to my house and we can let go with some real good ones and sniff to our hearts content!!! That would be so cool!!!
Great poll, this is wonderful, keep it up.

I love this poll, it is so wonderful and cool. Man, there is nothing I like to do better than to whiff and sniff dry farts, juicy farts, smelly farts, human farts, animal farts----every kind of fart that you can imagine I've did the ol' sniffaroo on and loved it. Keep the posts coming, I think they are great.

Yes I am a "Sniffer", and proud of it. Thanks for posting the poll/blog, it's great to finally have a place where people with the same avocation can get together and discuss their favorite thing, sniffing farts. What would be neat is that we could have a bean supper and then afterwards sit around and whiff each other's bung. That would be wonderful.

“Do you like to sniff farts?” This is the most intelligent question that I’ve ever seen posted on the inter net. Many kudos to the person who created this poll, I’ve looked for something like this for years. I must give the question a big yes. In fact I’ve started a club, Flatulence Forever that is dedicated to the sniffing, whiffing and smelling of the gaseous exhalation of the human bung.
We are fart connoisseurs and spend all of our free time with our noses pressed to the bung of our fellow club members and when we can do it just about everyone else in the hope to get a sinus full of fart.
My favorite is the cabbage, cheese and broccoli fart…it’s the best.

This is a great site...thank God I've found a group that I have much in common with. Thought I would pass on a little hint to those that love to smell their own farts,(as I do). First eat a boat load of beans, cabbage, corned beef, etc., whatever gets your bung smokeing. Then take two 50 gallon trash bag, pull one up to your waist and pull the other down over your head..then...and you MUST do this, tape them together so they are fart tight. After that sit back and wait for the sniff treat of your life. You might want to poke a couple of small holes so you can breathe but once you start cranking out those gaseous olafactory treats you will think that you have died and went to heaven. It's the greatest most wonderful experience you will ever have!!!

Hey thanks for this poll, it's WONDERFUL. As I'm writing this I have a huge baggy covering my entire body.(You can't get these at Wal-Mart but they do carry them at Sam's). Anyway, I've got this humongous clear bagg covering my body and I finshed a meal of pickled herrings and cabbage about an hour ago. What a treat!!! My bung is burping and purring away like nobody's business and I'm sniffing every delicious gaseous eruption!!! I positively love it! The only thing better would be if I could hold my nose to my own ass...which I can't because of a motorcycle accident I was in a couple of years ago which really screwed up my flexibility. At one time I could do that and yearn for those days but I'm making due the best I can. Again thanks for this site, it's super!!!

Fart sniffing is blissful! I've said this before but an old Icelandic saying, "A fart is only as attractive as the person doing it" Hence an anonymous fart or one done by an ugly old hag, no way, but to sniff a fart let off by a gorgeous 25 year old blonde--- awesome! Also, EVERYONE accepts, tolerates, even ENJOYS the smells of their own farts, so why no someone elses, PROVIDED that person was someone you found attractive sexually. The arse is possibly the most sexy part of a girl's anatomy, & the arse hole is its centrepiece, so HOW can any smell from that wonderful orifice be considered vulgar? When you are willing to sniff the vfart of someone else, you are paying that person a wonderful compliment! And smell, like the other 4 senses, has always had sexual connotations!
Bring it on-- let's have MORE views on the "art of fart"

contraman wrote:

Fart sniffing is blissful! I've said this before but an old Icelandic saying, "A fart is only as attractive as the person doing it" Hence an anonymous fart or one done by an ugly old hag, no way, but to sniff a fart let off by a gorgeous 25 year old blonde--- awesome! Also, EVERYONE accepts, tolerates, even ENJOYS the smells of their own farts, so why no someone elses, PROVIDED that person was someone you found attractive sexually. The arse is possibly the most sexy part of a girl's anatomy, & the arse hole is its centrepiece, so HOW can any smell from that wonderful orifice be considered vulgar? When you are willing to sniff the vfart of someone else, you are paying that person a wonderful compliment! And smell, like the other 4 senses, has always had sexual connotations!
Bring it on-- let's have MORE views on the "art of fart"

Greetings to my soul brother and fart sniffing compatriot from across the seas. Thank you O’ Contraman for making the “Do you like to sniff farts” thread a truly international forum dedicated to the art and science of filling one’s olfactory facilities with the delicate gaseous expulsion of the arse.
I can tell from your introductory posting that you are not a fart inhaling dilettante but a dedicated connoisseur of the art of fart inhalation. It is an honor to enroll you in our selective yet very accepting brother/sisterhood.
As you know you now belong to the crème de la crème of all societies. When Prince Charles and Camilla met with President George W. Bush and First Lady Laura Bush they spent the first evening in the Lincoln bedroom nose to arse until the wee hours of the morning. This fart sniffing session firmly cemented the already warm fraternal bond between our two countries forming an impenetrable shield of goodwill that will last for centuries.
Again, we are honored to have you as a member of the fart sniffing elite and hope that you continue to contribute to our thread on a regular basis.

This is so wonderful!!!! It's been said before but I must say it again...this is the best thing that has happened to the internet since Al Gore. Superb, wonderful, exciting, heart warming, intelligent, etc., think of every positive adjective that exists and it applies to this site...did I say intelligent? Anyway please keep this thread going, I love it!!!!

Oh man, to have Jessica Alba rip some ripe ones in my face! I want to sniff Jessica Alba's farts!

jonisjackingoff wrote:

Oh man, to have Jessica Alba rip some ripe ones in my face! I want to sniff Jessica Alba's farts!

Frankly I'd love to sniff farts done by ANY attractive young ladies!
Fart sniffing HAS to be the lovliest way to spend a weekend!

you all are sick. farts are rank. i go out of my way not to smell them, not even me own brand.

yeah, i would love to snif a girl`s farts. nothing could be closer to heaven. i think it is very hot when women fart.

THIS IS WONDERFUL!!! WOW! WOW! WOW! I mean does it get any cooler than this? I wasn’t aware that stuff like this was on the inter-net. Thanks to all you dudes and dudettes for your posts, they are so cool.
Yeah, I love to sniff farts, all kinda farts, anytime, any place is cool with me as long as the odor of a ripe fart is hanging in the air tantalizing my olfactory senses with its’ intoxicating aroma!
I believe that only those with an advanced spirituality can really appreciate the smell of fart. As Mother Teresa said,“Uh, I thought I farted or sh*t my pants or something then I realized it was a dead baby I was smelling. I felt better then”. I mean if she could say stuff like that it proves that fart sniffing is good for everybody.
Anyway keep sending those posts in, they’re fantastic.

This blog is awesome!!! Finally I’ve found an online community that I fit into. So many of these sites are so full of perverts and weirdoes that it makes me sick to my stomach just to read the twisted crap that is out there.
As I’m writing this I’m sitting in the Target Starbucks. I’ve just ripped off the ripest, nastiest, most odorous stinking fart that you can imagine. I mean this baby has MY eyes watering, I’m inhaling it deeply yet quietly so that I don’t give myself away.
I’m watching an elderly couple sitting next to me…wait they are sniffing it…the blue haired granny is wrinkling her nose…her husband, a skinny old dude in his eighties is turning a little green…oh wait…wait…oh man, granny just puked!!
I’m still popping little bursts of gas, silently of course, just enough to keep the odor in the air yet not enough so that anyone can pick me out as the culprit, now, and this is the best part I’m looking accusingly at the old skinny dude!! This is so cool! Okay, they’ve both left, I’m having a hell of time to keep from laughing my ass off!
That’s what’s so great about fart sniffing and fart sharing, you get to enjoy the smell and at the same time have fun with people around you.
Keep this site going, it’s great and believe me I’ll be keeping track of what’s going on here on the “Do you like to sniff farts?” blog. You guys are absolutely wonderful!!!

cmo wrote:

YOU FART SNIFFERS ARE A JOKE. YOU ALL ARE SICK AND TWISTED. YOU NEED HELP THIS IS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR. GOD HELP YOU. EVEN ONLY YOUR FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS KNEW WHAT YOU WERE REALLY LIKE.
DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!

Dear cmo;
By the way, your name is so cool. Anyway thanks for writing in. It’s always nice to get a different perspective on fart sniffing, I gather that you don’t like to inhale the marvelous odor of bung bouquet, that’s okay, some people don’t, most people do however as you can tell from the results of our poll.
I do have a suggestion however; please try it, I think you’ll love it once you get into it, in fact I believe you to be a “closet” brown eye perfume aficionado.
I was exactly like you at one time then my best friend Arnold introduced me to the marvelous universe of “stanky” inhalation and I was hooked forever.
I love to sniff farts of all kinds, chicken farts, monkey farts, horse farts, pig farts, gnu farts, hippopotamus farts, snake farts, lizard farts and of course human farts. This is my life and it could be yours too if only you would start thinking out of the box and join the marvelous fraternity/sorority of Fart Sniffers everywhere!!
As I’m typing my body is completely encased in a gigantic clear plastic bag,(purchased at Sam’s Club) and my bung port is gurgling away releasing silent, invisible yet wonderfully odorous plumes of gaseous fart ambrosia! This is so wonderful, I wish that you could join me here and let my ass gas tickle your sinuses and massage your olfactory senses.
Thanks for your comments, they are insightful and thoughtful, however I believe that before you condemn something that perhaps you should try it, I know that once you did you would be addicted to fart gas just as I am.

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I love this poll/post. It is so neat. Thank God that someone has came up with this. I will never read ANYTHING but this for the rest of my life! This is the most intelligent blog ever posted to the internet! I love you all but Fart Fanatic is the best. Keep it up Fart Fanatic you are wonderful and a very good person also. I love you fart fanatic, I really do. Keep writing in Fart Fanatic, you have so much to say, and you say it so well!!!!