Mom gets jail after teen rides in box atop van

A woman pleaded guilty and will spend five days in jail after letting her daughter ride in a cardboard box on top of their van.

[OneRyder]

"...Knott reportedly told police the box wouldn't fit inside the van so her daughter was sitting inside to weigh it down on the roof."

You've got to be kidding me.

[Scratch and Sniff]

What a name.. Jackie Kontt.
If she looks any good, She can jack my knott.

[DILF]

I wish I had a dime for every box I was in while being inside a van........

[loveulongtime]

wow what a GREAT mom

[corrective_uncon scious]

DILF wrote:

I wish I had a dime for every box I was in while being inside a van........

No, it would be the times you were in her box while being on _top_ of the van....

Due to the different center of gravity and angular momentum with everyone on top of the van it would be a rockin' more precipitously. Not to mention the greater visibility.