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Enough. I understand. I shouldn't have challenged anyone to a battle of wits since I never finished grade school but I had to try. I can't leave well enough alone.

I didn't leave it alone when I made fun of our Mayor. I didn't leave it alone when I poked fun of our village board and I'm not leaving it alone now. I can't help myself. I think I need help.

Please accept my apologies and know that from time to time I'll slip off the moron wagon and lash out in a horrible and futile tirade. Please forgive me.

It's not so much that I can't help myself but when by only friends moved to Florida without me, I felt abandoned.

Please pity me. Everyone else does.