I didn't leave it alone when I made fun of our Mayor. I didn't leave it alone when I poked fun of our village board and I'm not leaving it alone now. I can't help myself. I think I need help.
Please accept my apologies and know that from time to time I'll slip off the moron wagon and lash out in a horrible and futile tirade. Please forgive me.
It's not so much that I can't help myself but when by only friends moved to Florida without me, I felt abandoned.
Please pity me. Everyone else does.