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Keyboard Hillbilly

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#49 Apr 9, 2011

Nancy Disgrace: Oh my god! Breaking new! Casey Anthony took a s**t last night.
BOMBSHELLB after BOMBSHELL continues to drop in this case.
Alright let's unleash the lawyers. What do you think about this latest development lawyer #1?

Lawyer #1: Well Nancy I fail to see...

Nancy Disgrace: Whoa whoa whoa! Back that train up. If you can't see how
much Casey's s*** has to do with this case you are just blind.

Bounty Finder Lenny Madilla: Nancy I know for a fact that Cindy did it...

Lawyer #2: But Nancy it is against the law to...

Nancy Disgrace: Please, don't give me a lecture on the law. Stop trying to be objective
and give my viewers accurate information. My ratings are dropping by the minute.

Bounty Finder Lenny Madilla: Nancy, like I said, Cindy did it!!!!!!.

Nancy Disgrace: SHUT UP Madilla enough with the Cindy did it, now straight out to our producer standing by at the scene Bitsha Lynce what have you heard about Casey taking a s***.

Bitsha Lynce: Nancy it is true! I spoke with jail official and they confirmed it

Lawyer #3: Oh, my god Nancy you are 100% right. The fact that Casey took a s*** is paramount in this case. When did she do it? How did she do it? How big was it? These are all questions that need to be answered.

Nancy Disgrace: You are absolutely right Lawyer #3. We're gonna keep paying you to come back on the show
because you agree with me. Now let us go out to our forensic expert.
Forensic expert what do you make of the fact that Casey took a s***?

Forensic Expert: Nancy, are you being serious right now? You're really reaching fo...

Nancy Disgrace: SHUT UP! I didn't ask you how you feel. Now out to our psycho analyst.
Psycho analyst, is Casey taking a s*** a sign of her guilt?

Psycho Analyst: Well Nancy, you see the way we first learn how to use the bathroom is because
when we're toddlers we get the urge and our parents teach us how too. I would suspect that
Men are from mars and women are from venus. I also have see Elvis twice since last week.
So yes, Casey taking a s*** can be a sign of guilt.

Nancy Disgrace: You make perfect sense!

Lenny Madilla: Nancy maybe Cindy had something to

Nancy Disgrace: Lenny Madilla, Iím paying you good money to say what I want you to say so stick o the script my staff faxed you.

Nancy Disgrace: Now to WFOO talk radio reporter Nickle Flamehair What have you heard about what Casey did today.

Nickel Flamehair: well Nancy..

Nancy Disgrace: Hold on Nickel Flamehair we have a report from Rizzo Fatso from talk radio WYAP in Orlando, go ahead Fatso Rizzo...

Rizzo Fatso: Thatís Rizzo Fatso Nancy NOT Fatso Rizzo,!!!!. We were at the jail today and Casey reported ask the jailer for some different ass wipe, seems like the rough paper hurts her little buns.

Nancy Disgrace: Well donít that beat all, ANOTHER BOMBSHELL special ass wipe while she lounges around all day in her private cell drinking expensive bottled water and ordering up snack.. Back to you Nickel Flamehair, what have you heard about the special ass wipe Casey wants.

Nickel Flamehair: Well Nancy IÖÖ

Nancy Disgrace: hold on Nickel Flamehair Bounty finder Lenny Madilla wants to say something again,
Go ahead Lenny Madilla

Lenny Madilla: Well Nancy like I told you Cindy has

Nancy Disgrace: Knock it of Madilla, we all know you hate Cindy.. Folks we have breaking news in my earÖÖ

Nancy Disgrace::: Whoa, Whoa back that BOMBSHELL up. Behold, we have a breaking news flash in my ear from our talk radio WDAN Markson Willstorm from outside the Orange County Jail live

Well, Markson what is the latest?

Markson Willstorm: well Nancy , Iím sorry to have to report that we just found out that it's all a bunch of Crap..

NANCY DISGRACE: WELL NOW,, don't that just take the cake, anyhow folks, A word about the TWINS..........

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