Elaine

Houston, TX

#1 Nov 18, 2013
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and they pass by a flower shop. The brunette glances into the window and says, "Oh no!" The blonde says, "What's wrong?"

The brunette says, "My boyfriend is inside the flower shop and he's buying flowers for me."

The blonde says, "What's wrong with that? I think that's sweet!"

The brunette says, "Well, you know what that means? Now I'll have to spend the next week on my back with my legs in the air!"

The blonde says, "Why don't you just use a vase?

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