Hey LPPD, Canada outdid you!!!

Hey LPPD, Canada outdid you!!!

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Since: Jan 09

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#1 Oct 4, 2012
http://reason.com/blog/2012/10/04/fifteen-hun...

Now you can hold your head up a bit higher after "The great Okra raid"... if only you would quit arresting mothers now.
Lomaxx

Pearland, TX

#2 Oct 4, 2012
Keep your butt out of LaPorte and stick those links where the sun ooesn't shine!

Since: Jan 09

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#3 Oct 4, 2012
Lomaxx wrote:
Keep your butt out of LaPorte and stick those links where the sun ooesn't shine!
LOL

That's an improvement from, "Kill yourself!".

“Ok, maybe I know a little bit.”

Since: Sep 12

But I don't know that.

#4 Oct 4, 2012
Heavy Fed wrote:
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LOL
That's an improvement from, "Kill yourself!".
I have to agree with you there. I think Lomaxx was bordering on being nice.

“Trying to be civil with idiots”

Since: Oct 09

Sarajevo, Bosnia

#5 Oct 5, 2012
hahahaha, that was a good one!

“Ok, maybe I know a little bit.”

Since: Sep 12

But I don't know that.

#6 Oct 5, 2012
Want my town back wrote:
hahahaha, that was a good one!
Awww. Another compliment. Thank you. Everyone is being so nice today. It would be such a shame for everyone to turn mean on such a great day. I kinda think Heavy is lucky to be somewhere where its beautiful most if the time. Used to some people considered California a scary place because of the earthquakes. Now it's the gulf coast because of hurricanes, AND we now have fairly regular occurrences of earthquakes in north Texas and Oklahoma. Crazy.

“Ok, maybe I know a little bit.”

Since: Sep 12

But I don't know that.

#7 Nov 11, 2012
The LPPD, in what was probably their finest hour, have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are one of the finest departments in the state for arresting Mr. Roop for walking on the roadway where a sidewalk is provided. I am so proud to live in La Porte where our officers take crime seriously. Walking crimes that is. Murder of children not so much.

Since: Jan 09

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#8 Nov 11, 2012
Me I Know Notheeng wrote:
The LPPD, in what was probably their finest hour, have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are one of the finest departments in the state for arresting Mr. Roop for walking on the roadway where a sidewalk is provided. I am so proud to live in La Porte where our officers take crime seriously. Walking crimes that is. Murder of children not so much.
Yeah, LPPD really cracks down on serious crimes in La Porte no walking in the roadway, no children playing outside unsupervised, no smoking of a naturally growing plant that has never harmed a single person... but if you want to kill someone, hey... they are good with that!!!

“Ok, maybe I know a little bit.”

Since: Sep 12

But I don't know that.

#9 Nov 11, 2012
Heavy Fed wrote:
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Yeah, LPPD really cracks down on serious crimes in La Porte no walking in the roadway, no children playing outside unsupervised, no smoking of a naturally growing plant that has never harmed a single person... but if you want to kill someone, hey... they are good with that!!!
Go LPPD. Really. Go. Go do something productive besides traffic stops and walking crimes. I guess jay walking is a capital offense. That'll probably get you the firing squad out back behind the jail.
lpc

Houston, TX

#10 Nov 13, 2012
Heavy Fed wrote:
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Yeah, LPPD really cracks down on serious crimes in La Porte no walking in the roadway, no children playing outside unsupervised, no smoking of a naturally growing plant that has never harmed a single person... but if you want to kill someone, hey... they are good with that!!!
They took care of the cabinet thief, on the run out of state. Good job LPPD and officer Phelan. Keep up the great great work yall do!

Since: Jan 09

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#11 Nov 13, 2012
lpc wrote:
<quoted text> They took care of the cabinet thief, on the run out of state. Good job LPPD and officer Phelan. Keep up the great great work yall do!
I did not steal anything, I am not running, I am not hiding, Phelan is as corrupt as they come... and you are full of crap.
lpc

Houston, TX

#12 Nov 13, 2012
Heavy Fed wrote:
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I did not steal anything, I am not running, I am not hiding, Phelan is as corrupt as they come... and you are full of crap.
I never once said your name in that post, guilty conscious?

Since: Jan 09

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#13 Nov 13, 2012
lpc wrote:
<quoted text> I never once said your name in that post, guilty conscious?
It's "Guilty Conscience"... and no, I don't feel guilty about anything... it's just a logical deduction.

Every post you make in this forum is directed to me or is about me.

I hoe to God, "lpc" does not stand for La Porte Cop... if it does I know exactly why LPPD is so phfucked right now.

Since: Jan 09

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#14 Nov 13, 2012
I HOPE to God.

My "p" key is sticking.

LOL

My "p" key.

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