I set off radiation detectors in Union Station today!

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“Activist, Comedian, Con Man!”

Since: Jan 09

www.HeavyFed.com

#1 Apr 30, 2013
I was making my way through Union Station today carrying a big box and had Big Dog with me... all of a sudden I was surrounded by police.

I set off the radiation detectors and was detained and questioned for about 30 minutes.

Last week I was in the hospital and they used a radioactive dye on me... kinda scary there was still enough in me to set the detectors off a week later.
stonecold

Ballwin, MO

#2 Apr 30, 2013
Cool story bro.

“Activist, Comedian, Con Man!”

Since: Jan 09

www.HeavyFed.com

#3 Apr 30, 2013
I guess I looked a little suspicious.

I was wearing combat boots, tan combat pants and a tan combat shirt... and I was carrying a big box.

LOL

They thought they had somebody!

Those radiation detectors have GOT to be VERY sensitive to pick that up!!
Elaine

United States

#4 May 1, 2013
Heavy Fed wrote:
I guess I looked a little suspicious.
I was wearing combat boots, tan combat pants and a tan combat shirt... and I was carrying a big box.
LOL
They thought they had somebody!
Those radiation detectors have GOT to be VERY sensitive to pick that up!!
Impersonating a soldier. They should have arrested you for that. You should be ashamed.

“Activist, Comedian, Con Man!”

Since: Jan 09

www.HeavyFed.com

#5 May 1, 2013
Elaine wrote:
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Impersonating a soldier. They should have arrested you for that. You should be ashamed.
How am I impersonating a soldier?

I've always worn that type of clothing, Elaine.
Elaine

United States

#6 May 1, 2013
Heavy Fed wrote:
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How am I impersonating a soldier?
I've always worn that type of clothing, Elaine.
No you dont. Thats a lie too. You always wear shorts and dirty tshirts. Just like the time you flashed the custom see rs at DQ.

“Activist, Comedian, Con Man!”

Since: Jan 09

www.HeavyFed.com

#7 May 1, 2013
Elaine wrote:
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No you dont. Thats a lie too. You always wear shorts and dirty tshirts. Just like the time you flashed the custom see rs at DQ.
You're not even Elaine... and I was wearing the EXACT same shirt I have worn in La Porte MANY times... same pants too!!

I've had these same clothes for YEARS.

You know YOU are the liar here!!

I've never flashed ANYONE... ANYWHERE!!
gringo

Houston, TX

#8 May 1, 2013
Do you also have x-ray vision now?

To help you better see through the corruption...

Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#9 May 1, 2013
It was a excrement detector with normal sensitivity detected BS

“Activist, Comedian, Con Man!”

Since: Jan 09

www.HeavyFed.com

#10 May 1, 2013
gringo wrote:
Do you also have x-ray vision now?
To help you better see through the corruption...
All I have to do is look around La Porte to know that corruption is rampant.

If you don't think so... you're either dumb, lying to yourself... or you are one of the corrupt.
Elaine

United States

#11 May 1, 2013
Heavy Fed wrote:
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I've never flashed ANYONE... ANYWHERE!!
You confessed to it here, on this forum. You were wearing cargo shorts, Tshirt and flip flops.

“Activist, Comedian, Con Man!”

Since: Jan 09

www.HeavyFed.com

#12 May 1, 2013
Elaine wrote:
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You confessed to it here, on this forum. You were wearing cargo shorts, Tshirt and flip flops.
Sorry, I never confessed to that here... YOU are a liar.

I also... NEVER wear flip flops.

Never bought a pair... never worn a pair.
Texan

Falls Church, VA

#13 May 2, 2013
So you always wear the same filthy t shirt and shorts, no wonder you stink and set off sensitive detectors. Not only are you a liar, you're a lazy slob.

“Activist, Comedian, Con Man!”

Since: Jan 09

www.HeavyFed.com

#14 May 2, 2013
Texan wrote:
So you always wear the same filthy t shirt and shorts, no wonder you stink and set off sensitive detectors. Not only are you a liar, you're a lazy slob.
No, I am a Human, Earth and Animal activist... all of my clothes are the same color and I wear them until they are unwearable.

I wash my clothes... I also take a shower every day... and I don't talk out of my a$$ the way you do... so my breath does not smell like $hit like yours does.
Texan

Falls Church, VA

#15 May 2, 2013
You've got to talk out your a$$ because your mouth has got to know better. My breath does not smell like s--t, yours does smell like something that comes out of your dog.

“Activist, Comedian, Con Man!”

Since: Jan 09

www.HeavyFed.com

#16 May 2, 2013
Texan wrote:
You've got to talk out your a$$ because your mouth has got to know better. My breath does not smell like s--t, yours does smell like something that comes out of your dog.
Brilliant retort.

Repeated me almost verbatim.

Loser.

You probably didn't want to take a chance on misspelling anything.
Texan

Falls Church, VA

#17 May 3, 2013
Not brilliant, but it'll do. Not even close to verbatim. WINNER. All my life I have loved to take chances on damn near everything; no fun playing it safe. Get back to your dog O false one.

“Activist, Comedian, Con Man!”

Since: Jan 09

www.HeavyFed.com

#18 May 3, 2013
Texan wrote:
Not brilliant, but it'll do. Not even close to verbatim. WINNER. All my life I have loved to take chances on damn near everything; no fun playing it safe. Get back to your dog O false one.
Yawn.
Texan

Falls Church, VA

#19 May 3, 2013
Just go back to sleep.

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