Welcome to the Heavy Fed show!!!

Welcome to the Heavy Fed show!!!

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Since: Jan 09

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#1 Oct 6, 2012
The show is about to begin... sit back... relax and enjoy the read!!

There is over four years of entertainment here... go back through the forum history and laugh for the next six months!!

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Remember, La Porte forum is not only entertainment but also informational... but never take any information posted here as fact without looking into the "facts" for yourself!!!

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Heavy

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Simple Fact

League City, TX

#2 Oct 7, 2012
Charles "Heavy Fed" Gilliam is a fugitive from the law.
Elaine

United States

#3 Oct 7, 2012
When are you going to return and serve your jail time?

“Ok, maybe I know a little bit.”

Since: Sep 12

But I don't know that.

#4 Oct 7, 2012
Hey, Heav man, did you get convicted or something since yesterday? I dint know you had a sentence already. You shoulda told me so I could have been there for your court case. Dude, I thought we was friends and all that.
Elaine

Houston, TX

#5 Oct 7, 2012
Me I Know Notheeng wrote:
Hey, Heav man, did you get convicted or something since yesterday? I dint know you had a sentence already. You shoulda told me so I could have been there for your court case. Dude, I thought we was friends and all that.
No one is Charles' friend for long. He will pick your pocket as soon as you walk in the door.

You seem to have overlooked that there is a felony warrant outstanding for his arrest. Charles hitailed it to California to escape rather than be a man and face his punishment.

Don't be surprised if he asks you for a place to stay when he comes back to town. Don't do it. You will expose yourself to charges for stolen property and drug possession.

Since: Jan 09

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#6 Oct 7, 2012
Elaine wrote:
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No one is Charles' friend for long. He will pick your pocket as soon as you walk in the door.
You seem to have overlooked that there is a felony warrant outstanding for his arrest. Charles hitailed it to California to escape rather than be a man and face his punishment.
Don't be surprised if he asks you for a place to stay when he comes back to town. Don't do it. You will expose yourself to charges for stolen property and drug possession.
Oh Elaine... you know I don't need a place to stay... I'll just put up a tent somewhere in La Porte, City Hall maybe.

Or, why not in you and the Chief's backyard?

“Ok, maybe I know a little bit.”

Since: Sep 12

But I don't know that.

#7 Oct 7, 2012
Elaine wrote:
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No one is Charles' friend for long. He will pick your pocket as soon as you walk in the door.
You seem to have overlooked that there is a felony warrant outstanding for his arrest. Charles hitailed it to California to escape rather than be a man and face his punishment.
Don't be surprised if he asks you for a place to stay when he comes back to town. Don't do it. You will expose yourself to charges for stolen property and drug possession.
You are awfully helpful for a mensruating piranha today even if you are about as sharp as a pointed poop. 1. There is a warrant citation. 2. He cant be convicted without being indicted. 3. Are you in the process of impaneling a special grand jury to indict because the Harris County DA doesn't seem in a hurry to present to any grand jury. 4. Even if he got indicted he would have a trial, and a complaint filed by the detective is not evidence and in no way guarantees a conviction. 5. The value of said cabinets and other items would have to be proven at trial, and, if found to have been inflated by Ms. Cook, could expose her to insurance fraud charges if she filed a claim and received that much money.#. Even if indicted for a felony, if the DA's office thinks they are more likely to get a conviction they will plead him down to a misdemeanor PDQ just to save the conviction. Those people have to keep their numbers up. It is super important to their careers. The lobotomized earthworms like to talk a big game, but the only place this charge is a big deal is at the Lobotomized Earthworm Convention. Can we be done now? I only allotted so much time and energy today to deal with poppycock, and you have single-handedly exhausted both supplies in the past 30 minutes. Take a break and go find and read some of my comments on other subjects.

Since: Jan 09

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#8 Oct 7, 2012
Me I Know Notheeng wrote:
Hey, Heav man, did you get convicted or something since yesterday? I dint know you had a sentence already. You shoulda told me so I could have been there for your court case. Dude, I thought we was friends and all that.
Yeah... they hauled me off to Guantanamo... had my "trial" last night.

Lucky for me though, they have WiFi!!!

“Ok, maybe I know a little bit.”

Since: Sep 12

But I don't know that.

#9 Oct 7, 2012
Heavy Fed wrote:
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Yeah... they hauled me off to Guantanamo... had my "trial" last night.
Lucky for me though, they have WiFi!!!
Luckily, since I am undercover...oh, strike that, since I am a private citizen on my own time, I can hang out at Starbucks and hang out on Topix all day NOT WORKING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT and collect incriminating evidence, I mean exciting intelligence, no I mean um, interesting tidbits of information.

Since: Jan 09

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#10 Oct 7, 2012
Me I Know Notheeng wrote:
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Luckily, since I am undercover...oh, strike that, since I am a private citizen on my own time, I can hang out at Starbucks and hang out on Topix all day NOT WORKING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT and collect incriminating evidence, I mean exciting intelligence, no I mean um, interesting tidbits of information.
LOL

You're going to have to work on your subversive infiltration just a little bit.

You seem to be making some key mistakes that might enable people to see that you really are "Me".

See... the idea is to confuse them and get them to think you are me.

You'll get the hang of it... sooner or later.

“Ok, maybe I know a little bit.”

Since: Sep 12

But I don't know that.

#11 Oct 7, 2012
Heavy Fed wrote:
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LOL
You're going to have to work on your subversive infiltration just a little bit.
You seem to be making some key mistakes that might enable people to see that you really are "Me".
See... the idea is to confuse them and get them to think you are me.
You'll get the hang of it... sooner or later.
Maybe there are like six of you here, and all of you are just different personalities of one seriously I'll person! Hey, wait a minute, maybe I don't exist. Oh, no. The twinkie box will not be happy with this new development. So, if you have a legal significant other, and find out they dont exist because they are just a manifestation of a split personality, and that personality gets eradicated, can you collect on life insurance? Maybe I just found a new loophole!

Since: Jan 09

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#12 Oct 7, 2012
Me I Know Notheeng wrote:
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Maybe there are like six of you here, and all of you are just different personalities of one seriously I'll person! Hey, wait a minute, maybe I don't exist. Oh, no. The twinkie box will not be happy with this new development. So, if you have a legal significant other, and find out they dont exist because they are just a manifestation of a split personality, and that personality gets eradicated, can you collect on life insurance? Maybe I just found a new loophole!
Maybe there ARE six of me here!!

We better have a head count... there might even be more.

Sound off!!

Since: Feb 10

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#13 Oct 7, 2012
One.

“The ORIGINAL HopefullyHopeful !”

Since: Dec 09

New Iberia, LA

#14 Oct 7, 2012
Two.

“Do you want to rock a book?”

Since: Feb 10

La Porte

#15 Oct 7, 2012
Three.

Since: Jun 10

Aliso Viejo, CA

#16 Oct 7, 2012
Four.

“The Original Earl ”

Since: Jun 10

La Porte

#17 Oct 7, 2012
Five.

Since: Jul 10

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#18 Oct 7, 2012
Six.

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#20 Oct 7, 2012
Eight.

“God made me what I am!”

Since: Jul 10

Don't blame me for being evil!

#21 Oct 7, 2012
Nine.

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