The bible belt has become unbuckled

The bible belt has become unbuckled

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Tartan Toe Rag

Fond Du Lac, WI

#1 Feb 9, 2013
I've never seen a bigger bunch of hypocrites in all my life. You all holiness freaks would set yourselves on fire before you would wear a pair of jeans or cut that nasty, stringy, hair but you'll have sex before you're married?! Wtf?!! I think you wear those skirts for easy access!!
Don't give me that bullshit about "a woman's hair is her crown in glory". That long hair doesn't mean jack shit if you've got your legs spread and cranking out baby after baby.
Or ESPECIALLY if you're cheating the system or stealing from Walmart and you know who I'm talking about don't you? Bunch of bible thumping hypocrites.

"Hey, I might fuck every guy in town but don't you dare ask me to put on a pair of jeans!!!" lol
You'll raise that hand to God on Sunday and it's the same hand you used to stroke cock the night before. Lol
BUT DON'T ASK HER TO CUT HER HAIR!!
okkaayyyy lol

La Follette, TN

#2 Feb 9, 2013
read along totally agreeing with ya.. then to find out it was mostly about their LONG stringy nasty HAIR??? LOL!! sorry it really was funny! The whole package is nasty, but sorry... I mean, what's up with the HAIR being most problematic out of all those er... qualities??

**still laughin LOL**
okkaayyyy lol

La Follette, TN

#3 Feb 9, 2013
... damn meant to type (lol'ing got in the way) what's up with the HAIR being most problematic out of all those er... qualities... for ya?? most of us the it's the hypocrisy, sluttin, druggin, especially WHILE bible citin 24/7 that comes up way higher on the gag list before whatever they got going with their hair dude but hey whateva...

damn LOL
Tartan Toe Rag

Fond Du Lac, WI

#4 Feb 9, 2013
okkaayyyy lol wrote:
... damn meant to type (lol'ing got in the way) what's up with the HAIR being most problematic out of all those er... qualities... for ya?? most of us the it's the hypocrisy, sluttin, druggin, especially WHILE bible citin 24/7 that comes up way higher on the gag list before whatever they got going with their hair dude but hey whateva...
damn LOL
Because in their religion those are the two things that they get the most upset about if one of their family members start doing.
If their daughter, sister, mother, came to them and said 'Im pregnant' they wouldn't really be upset. If that same person walked in with a short hair cut and a pair of jeans, they would start spinning in circles, crying and speaking in tongues.

Since: Mar 11

La Follette, TN

#5 Feb 9, 2013
lamest erotic story....ever
okkaayyyy lol

La Follette, TN

#6 Feb 9, 2013
AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA oh chit too dangerous to even think about coming back to check this thread dude damn near busted my gut devilsaur LMFAO cya!!!!!!
them thar hills 101

La Follette, TN

#7 Feb 10, 2013
Tartan Toe Rag wrote:
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Because in their religion those are the two things that they get the most upset about if one of their family members start doing.
If their daughter, sister, mother, came to them and said 'Im pregnant' they wouldn't really be upset. If that same person walked in with a short hair cut and a pair of jeans, they would start spinning in circles, crying and speaking in tongues.
Got the "skirt for easy access" purpose,right; as to the rest: If the daughter, sister, mother is pregnant it's because PAW got them pregnant (as is his right, and their joy), so it's all good. Cutting that hair means cutting off Pa's ridin' reins, hence the "hell FAR (fire) sin" reaction.
Tartan Toe Rag

Fond Du Lac, WI

#8 Feb 10, 2013
them thar hills 101 wrote:
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Got the "skirt for easy access" purpose,right; as to the rest: If the daughter, sister, mother is pregnant it's because PAW got them pregnant (as is his right, and their joy), so it's all good. Cutting that hair means cutting off Pa's ridin' reins, hence the "hell FAR (fire) sin" reaction.
Hahaha!!! THAT is the funniest thing I've heard YET!! Well done!!
them thar hills 101

La Follette, TN

#9 Feb 10, 2013
lol... yeah ok buuuut, reading your 1st post, I gotta tell ya it DOES look like you're saying if she just cut her hair, and wore jeans?... you'd be as happy as their pig in mud (which also has a part of the action) with being Pa's sloppy seconds.... and, hey... if ya are? it's your business dude...

devilsaur: F'ing LMAO!!!!
Tartan Toe Rag

Fond Du Lac, WI

#10 Feb 10, 2013
them thar hills 101 wrote:
lol... yeah ok buuuut, reading your 1st post, I gotta tell ya it DOES look like you're saying if she just cut her hair, and wore jeans?... you'd be as happy as their pig in mud (which also has a part of the action) with being Pa's sloppy seconds.... and, hey... if ya are? it's your business dude...
devilsaur: F'ing LMAO!!!!
Ha, no I was emphasizing how hypocritical it is that they would look over having sex before marriage but would be outraged if you asked them to cut their hair or wear jeans.

Hey Betty Sue, will you suck my cock?

Sure, Jethro! Inny thang for my boyfriend!

Great! But will you cut your hair first and put on a pair of jeans?

*suddenly, Betty Sue lifts her hand to JEEESUS, spins in a circle three times and speaks in tongues through her tears because Jethro is going to burn in hell for eternity.*
jackcracker

La Follette, TN

#11 Feb 10, 2013
omg, I can so see that happening!
slypknaughty

Tucker, GA

#12 Feb 10, 2013
lol fk you bible-y people
socio

Middlesex, NC

#13 Feb 14, 2013
Wouldn't you rather they follow you instead.. worshipped you, aren't you the one who should be looked up to, envied?
Tartan Toe Rag

Niles, IL

#14 Feb 14, 2013
socio wrote:
Wouldn't you rather they follow you instead.. worshipped you, aren't you the one who should be looked up to, envied?
Yes! Finally someone that understands! They all need to follow me! Yes! Worship me! It is *I* who must be the envy of all!! Now, if you would all be so kind and line up to drink the Kool-Aid, it would make MY life SO much simpler because it is all about me, me, me! Lol
You armchair pyschologists crack me up.
jazzer

La Follette, TN

#15 Feb 14, 2013
Let the pill heads n meth heads go first. PLEASE
Vivek Golikeri

Hollywood, FL

#16 Feb 15, 2013
Where are those hungry lions? We need to rent the Roman Colosseum.
keep us laughing

La Follette, TN

#17 Feb 15, 2013
Tartan Toe Rag wrote:
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Yes! Finally someone that understands! They all need to follow me! Yes! Worship me! It is *I* who must be the envy of all!! Now, if you would all be so kind and line up to drink the Kool-Aid, it would make MY life SO much simpler because it is all about me, me, me! Lol
You armchair pyschologists crack me up.
...well you do go on about how you have all the answers, and that they and yourself are mistake proof.... AS IF. I mean, we know better, but yeah, you're pretend clueless act is actually funny, so thanks for the laughs on top of the laughs that happen when you come out with how you firmly believe you're all that. lol
Vivek Golikeri

Hollywood, FL

#18 Mar 18, 2013
The Bible Belt has become unbuckled? Maybe it's because the phonies wearing it are planning to drop their pants!
get real lol

La Follette, TN

#19 Mar 18, 2013
Vivek Golikeri wrote:
The Bible Belt has become unbuckled? Maybe it's because the phonies wearing it are planning to drop their pants!
planning too??? they dropped em ages ago! and drop em every time they turn around. you live under a rock or something???

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