Man allegedly squirts bear spray at bar

Feb 18, 2008 | Posted by: HOGstr | Full story: hosted.ap.org

KODIAK, Alaska (AP) -- A man faces assault charges after allegedly spraying bar patrons twice with bear spray.

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Silver Dollar

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Feb 18, 2008
 
The man was charged with six counts of assault and was served a delicious breakfast of fresh fruit, whole wheat bread and wheat flakes. And later that evening they served him a delicious pepper steak dinner with rice and steamed carrots.

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Since: Nov 07

Newnan, GA

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Feb 18, 2008
 
Gotta admit you tied that in nicely. lol!!!!

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Since: Apr 07

Buffalo, NY

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Feb 18, 2008
 
That was his new cologne, "Yogi."

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Feb 18, 2008
 
The "bear spray " incident was , according to eyewitnesses, THE LAST STRAW. Previouly the same man had jumped up onto the bar, produced his penis and "Marked his territory " into several bar patrons surprised faces. Egged on, the fellow then dropped a load of feces into the bars decorative aquarium, before taking hi schainsaw from his cars trunk and "shortining" 10 barstools. Undettered by the bar ownersw pleas for him to calm down, the crazed inbiber then rammed his head repeatedly into the juke box until it burst open , and then ate aproximately $200.00 worth of quarters.
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Feb 18, 2008
 
JG OP wrote:
The "bear spray " incident was , according to eyewitnesses, THE LAST STRAW. Previouly the same man had jumped up onto the bar, produced his penis and "Marked his territory " into several bar patrons surprised faces. Egged on, the fellow then dropped a load of feces into the bars decorative aquarium, before taking hi schainsaw from his cars trunk and "shortining" 10 barstools. Undettered by the bar ownersw pleas for him to calm down, the crazed inbiber then rammed his head repeatedly into the juke box until it burst open , and then ate aproximately $200.00 worth of quarters.
LMFAO!!!!! It's true!

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Feb 19, 2008
 
Later that evening At the Royal Canadian Mounty Jail, the rowdy inbiber began knawing at the jail bars , thrashed and writhed about on the floor, was repeatedly pepper sprayed and then tasered 4 times, all the while screaming at the top of his lungs. Upon being dragged in front of the Provost Judiciary Council, he was asked why he reisted so awfully much. In a tiny, almost unhearable voice....he munmbled "I.....I.....just could not BEAR to go to jail.
Silver Dollar

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Feb 20, 2008
 
Hehehe, Could not bear to go to jail.

I guess if you are going to go bonkers, a bar is a good place to do it.

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