are you normal america?
INDY THE GREAT

Manteo, NC

#1 Jun 7, 2012
Is anyone interested in the smell of their own farts? I always enjoyed mine. No matter what I eat, drink and smoke, the smell is often enticing. I like dog farts too. I'm an animal lover. Often the sickly sweet smell of a dogfart (pronounced as one word) can help one to bond. It's a tricky business. If you can produce one cubic inch of fartgas (pronounced as one word) and successfully offend everyone within an 8 foot radius, then, you got it down. 
Doc Do Little For You

Kill Devil Hills, NC

#2 Jun 7, 2012
INDY THE GREAT wrote:
Is anyone interested in the smell of their own farts? I always enjoyed mine. No matter what I eat, drink and smoke, the smell is often enticing. I like dog farts too. I'm an animal lover. Often the sickly sweet smell of a dogfart (pronounced as one word) can help one to bond. It's a tricky business. If you can produce one cubic inch of fartgas (pronounced as one word) and successfully offend everyone within an 8 foot radius, then, you got it down. 
You are a VERY SICK PERSON!!! You need help NOW!!!
MILK MAN

Kill Devil Hills, NC

#3 Jun 7, 2012
INDY THE GREAT wrote:
Is anyone interested in the smell of their own farts? I always enjoyed mine. No matter what I eat, drink and smoke, the smell is often enticing. I like dog farts too. I'm an animal lover. Often the sickly sweet smell of a dogfart (pronounced as one word) can help one to bond. It's a tricky business. If you can produce one cubic inch of fartgas (pronounced as one word) and successfully offend everyone within an 8 foot radius, then, you got it down. 
I bet your dog got white stuff all over your face too. the dog lover that you are.lol!!!
Sid Vicious

Manteo, NC

#4 Jul 30, 2012
Bow Wow I Wanna Be Your Dog.
dallas ward

Manteo, NC

#5 Jul 30, 2012
everyone loves their own brand
26th Gen Native

Manteo, NC

#6 Jul 31, 2012
I'm so old I fart dust.
for real

Holly Springs, NC

#7 Jul 31, 2012
26th Gen Native wrote:
I'm so old I fart dust.
Omgosh... aaaaaahahaha!
26th Gen Native

United States

#8 Jul 31, 2012
26th Gen Native wrote:
I'm so old I fart dust.
That joke was popular when sliced bread came to Wanchese

Ya aint from around here are ya boy
26th Gen Native

Manteo, NC

#9 Aug 1, 2012
26th Gen Native wrote:
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That joke was popular when sliced bread came to Wanchese
Ya aint from around here are ya boy
Damn skippy I'm from around here, I introduced sliced bread to Wanchese.
wdufowuboypowhfp o

Manteo, NC

#10 Aug 2, 2012
But has any one of you eaten or sniffed a girl turd? I sure ain't from around here boy. I would give anything to go back to where I am from and would be especially delighted if you would.
Full Monty

Lawrenceville, GA

#11 Sep 4, 2012
INDY THE GREAT wrote:
Is anyone interested in the smell of their own farts? I always enjoyed mine. No matter what I eat, drink and smoke, the smell is often enticing. I like dog farts too. I'm an animal lover. Often the sickly sweet smell of a dogfart (pronounced as one word) can help one to bond. It's a tricky business. If you can produce one cubic inch of fartgas (pronounced as one word) and successfully offend everyone within an 8 foot radius, then, you got it down. 
There may be formulas for this in "The Art of Flatulence" by Joseph Isaacs of Palm Harbor Fl or www.fartwithoutfear.com his media site.

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