Real men don't drink with straws

Real men don't drink with straws

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Hurley

Edroy, TX

#1 Oct 26, 2011
Makes me sick to see so-called dudes at restaurants sipping their diet coke with a straw. I bet I know what they're imagining they're doing while they are wrapping their lips around a straw. Sick! Hell, I don't even bring a cup up to my lips. I just open my mouth and shake the drink into my mouth. I don't wanna look like I'm sucking on something. Only chicks should use straws.
closet

Dallas, TX

#2 Oct 26, 2011
Hurley wrote:
Makes me sick to see so-called dudes at restaurants sipping their diet coke with a straw. I bet I know what they're imagining they're doing while they are wrapping their lips around a straw. Sick! Hell, I don't even bring a cup up to my lips. I just open my mouth and shake the drink into my mouth. I don't wanna look like I'm sucking on something. Only chicks should use straws.
sounds like somebody is insecure with their sexuality. dude just come out of the closet. you are the one that thinks a guy drinking from a straw is gay.
Real Man

New York, NY

#3 Oct 26, 2011
closet wrote:
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sounds like somebody is insecure with their sexuality. dude just come out of the closet. you are the one that thinks a guy drinking from a straw is gay.
I agree with this guy, the guy who started this topic has some real insecurity issues to deal with. How the hell can a dude look at another dude drinking from a straw and instantly get some kind of homo-sexual thoughts like that. I bet when this dude gets home he has a straw that is shaped like a penis and he drinks milk through it....
my humble opinion

United States

#4 Oct 26, 2011
Hurley wrote:
Makes me sick to see so-called dudes at restaurants sipping their diet coke with a straw. I bet I know what they're imagining they're doing while they are wrapping their lips around a straw. Sick! Hell, I don't even bring a cup up to my lips. I just open my mouth and shake the drink into my mouth. I don't wanna look like I'm sucking on something. Only chicks should use straws.
That is very childish for you to think that way. Let's look/read what you just said,"I just open my mouth and shake the drink into my mouth"...that itself can be looked at as very gay don't you think? Grow up. That can look worse than a guy drinking through a straw.
mr m

Corpus Christi, TX

#5 Oct 26, 2011
Lolol
WTF

San Diego, CA

#6 Oct 28, 2011
So do you eat cereal with a spoon. To me that looks just as gay. You my friend are an idiot that doesn't make any sense. Grow up dumba$$!!!
Hurley

Corpus Christi, TX

#7 Oct 28, 2011
WTF wrote:
So do you eat cereal with a spoon. To me that looks just as gay. You my friend are an idiot that doesn't make any sense. Grow up dumba$$!!!
Thank you. I was also gonna ask that I don't use spoons, but i didn't wanna take too much thread. I also don't eat bananas. I've seen how some of you fellas seem to enjoy even peeling those things. Sickoes!
HURLEY GAY

United States

#8 Oct 28, 2011
Haha thia guy hurley looks like he knows all the tricks to not looking gay hahah trying to hide? If ur not gay u don't think about a d1ck goin into ur mouth when u eat a bannana or when they DRINK through a straw. Grow up bro there gay cus there gay nothing else. This is why humans won't last long.

Since: Jan 11

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#9 Oct 28, 2011
Hurley is an idiot. I bet he stinks like shit because he wont wipe his ass right because he thinks putting his hand between his cheeks is gay.
ha ha

Sinton, TX

#10 Nov 6, 2011
UFOO wrote:
Hurley is an idiot. I bet he stinks like shit because he wont wipe his ass right because he thinks putting his hand between his cheeks is gay.
He probably sits on the floor like a little dog and drags his ass on the carpet, to clean himself
smokey tha bear

United States

#11 Nov 6, 2011
Haha was reading this and the guys who talked shit neverthelesscame bak haha what a loser
COmmonsense

Australia

#12 Sep 23, 2012
What about a guy with a broken jaw?
lori garcia

Padre Island Ntl Seashor, TX

#13 Sep 26, 2012
my husband BUNNY BUNZ drinks his menudo broth thru a straw! he's fat & he's always hungry! he sucks it up cause he says it's good to the last drop!
alonzo

United States

#14 Sep 29, 2012
Hurley wrote:
Makes me sick to see so-called dudes at restaurants sipping their diet coke with a straw. I bet I know what they're imagining they're doing while they are wrapping their lips around a straw. Sick! Hell, I don't even bring a cup up to my lips. I just open my mouth and shake the drink into my mouth. I don't wanna look like I'm sucking on something. Only chicks should use straws.
When you have a large mustage like mine, you are better off using a straw , don't really care what anybody says or thinks .I am sure of my self and using a straw is not going to change my sexual preferences
seaBass

United States

#15 Sep 29, 2012
there are thicker straws and regular straws. i can understand a dude drinking from a regular straw. but those that purposely choose the thicker straws are just plain out of the closet.
600FtNightmare

Los Angeles, CA

#16 Oct 9, 2014
Hurley wrote:
Makes me sick to see so-called dudes at restaurants sipping their diet coke with a straw. I bet I know what they're imagining they're doing while they are wrapping their lips around a straw. Sick! Hell, I don't even bring a cup up to my lips. I just open my mouth and shake the drink into my mouth. I don't wanna look like I'm sucking on something. Only chicks should use straws.
So what is a cigar and why do men like them so much? Huh, tough guy?
JAz

United States

#17 Oct 9, 2014
Hurley wrote:
Makes me sick to see so-called dudes at restaurants sipping their diet coke with a straw. I bet I know what they're imagining they're doing while they are wrapping their lips around a straw. Sick! Hell, I don't even bring a cup up to my lips. I just open my mouth and shake the drink into my mouth. I don't wanna look like I'm sucking on something. Only chicks should use straws.
What a dumbass!! U are a closet gay! Your posting is by far the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You really are self conscious about sucking dick aren't you? Seems like that's all that's on your mind. Take the advice that's already been given to you, just come out of the closet and go take that dick in your throat that you're obviously craving.
weezyfbby6

Houston, TX

#18 Oct 9, 2014
Wht the fck are u on crack
That Person

Padre Island Ntl Seashor, TX

#19 Oct 11, 2014
This is probably the most stupid post I've ever read.
Corey-in-da-hous e

Corpus Christi, TX

#20 Oct 11, 2014
Straws are for people who suck.

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