ZUMBA Scandal In Maine
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Kieth Stone

San Diego, CA

#1 Oct 11, 2012
Man, now this is what we need here in Kingsville, and what do you know, we already have the Zumba Classes. They just need to do what this girl in Maine did with her Zumba Buisness.
"Quiet, peaceful Kennebunk, Maine was shaken to its core by a massive scandal when it turned out that a local Zumba dance studio was doubling as a local brothel." I would Zumba my ass off if we had one of these here.
ha ha

United States

#2 Oct 11, 2012
Kieth Stone wrote:
Man, now this is what we need here in Kingsville, and what do you know, we already have the Zumba Classes. They just need to do what this girl in Maine did with her Zumba Buisness.
"Quiet, peaceful Kennebunk, Maine was shaken to its core by a massive scandal when it turned out that a local Zumba dance studio was doubling as a local brothel." I would Zumba my ass off if we had one of these here.
That's probably the only way you could get laid. Paying for it. Lol
middle easy

Padre Island Ntl Seashor, TX

#3 Oct 11, 2012
ha ha wrote:
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That's probably the only way you could get laid. Paying for it. Lol
FU turd eater
for real

United States

#4 Oct 11, 2012
Where do I sign up.?
Kieth Stone

San Diego, CA

#5 Oct 11, 2012
ha ha wrote:
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That's probably the only way you could get laid. Paying for it. Lol
Nah it's not the ONLY way I can get laid, there is still your mom, sister and aunts who give it up like a 2 dollar hoe. I was just wishfully hoping for some "new blood" in town. Having sex with your mom and sister is getting old already. it's like riding a moped. Yeah it's fun and gets the job done, but really it's old and out dated and you just hope no one sees you doing it.
ha ha

United States

#6 Oct 11, 2012
Kieth Stone wrote:
<quoted text>Nah it's not the ONLY way I can get laid, there is still your mom, sister and aunts who give it up like a 2 dollar hoe. I was just wishfully hoping for some "new blood" in town. Having sex with your mom and sister is getting old already. it's like riding a moped. Yeah it's fun and gets the job done, but really it's old and out dated and you just hope no one sees you doing it.
Ha ha, your comeback and moped joke are as old as your mom. When I put IT in her butt, dust flies out. Oh yeah, I like it when she removes her tooth and gives me oral. Notice I didn't say teeth. Ha ha ha.
Kieth Stone

San Diego, CA

#7 Oct 11, 2012
ha ha wrote:
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Ha ha, your comeback and moped joke are as old as your mom. When I put IT in her butt, dust flies out. Oh yeah, I like it when she removes her tooth and gives me oral. Notice I didn't say teeth. Ha ha ha.
LMAO and YOU said MY jokes were old. Yeah I can see how dust would fly out my moms butt when you stick your dck in her, since she has been dead now more than 10 years. What is the term they use for guys who like having sex with dead women? I can't remember, but I am betting it's your middle name.
ha ha

United States

#8 Oct 11, 2012
Kieth Stone wrote:
<quoted text>LMAO and YOU said MY jokes were old. Yeah I can see how dust would fly out my moms butt when you stick your dck in her, since she has been dead now more than 10 years. What is the term they use for guys who like having sex with dead women? I can't remember, but I am betting it's your middle name.
Necromancy or necromancer is the term that you're looking for. Gosh you're dumb. I didn't even have to look it up. Smdh
Maybe I could be as cool as you. Perhaps I could also use some cheesy beer name. How about Butt Wiper or Bud Wiser, oops sorry, that's your dad. Lol. Oh oh, is he dead too? My bad.
Kieth Stone

San Diego, CA

#9 Oct 11, 2012
LOL, I am not at all surprised that YOU would know that term, without even looking it up. Just proves my point more.
Hey why don't you use the name "Butt Sniffer", or better yet, how about "Butt Munger".
Now there is a term (Munging) I am also sure YOU would know, at least the Urban dictionary definition. I'm willing to bet you've munged a few in your time, cracked open a cold one or two have ya?
to answer your question, yes my father is died as well.
ha ha

United States

#10 Oct 12, 2012
Kieth Stone wrote:
LOL, I am not at all surprised that YOU would know that term, without even looking it up. Just proves my point more.
Hey why don't you use the name "Butt Sniffer", or better yet, how about "Butt Munger".
Now there is a term (Munging) I am also sure YOU would know, at least the Urban dictionary definition. I'm willing to bet you've munged a few in your time, cracked open a cold one or two have ya?
to answer your question, yes my father is died as well.
I'm so sorry, "father is died as well". Enough said.
Kieth Stone

San Diego, CA

#11 Oct 12, 2012
Yeah I would expect that would be about all you would be able to say. Not much of a come back, not at all. But then what should we expect from someone who can't even be creative enough to think up a screen name, other than just "ha ha". Oh and since you want to be an english nazi. I have to inform you that you are DEAD WRONG,(all pun intended) with your terms yesterday. you see Necromancy or a necromancer is someone who has "control" over the dead, like in the movie "Riddic". The true term you should have said was Necropheliac, someone who has sex with dead people...namely yourself obviously, by your own admission that you had sex with my mom, who is in fact dead (died). So seriously, who is the stupid one and who is the REALLY Stuid One? Tell you what, how about you just go away and save face instead of coming to a battle of wits completely unarmed. what a dumb a55. Ooooppps, i'm sorry, you're not a dumb a55, clearly you are a really smart ass, considering that is exactly where your brains are located. IN YOUR A55.
ha ha

United States

#12 Oct 12, 2012
Kieth Stone wrote:
Yeah I would expect that would be about all you would be able to say. Not much of a come back, not at all. But then what should we expect from someone who can't even be creative enough to think up a screen name, other than just "ha ha". Oh and since you want to be an english nazi. I have to inform you that you are DEAD WRONG,(all pun intended) with your terms yesterday. you see Necromancy or a necromancer is someone who has "control" over the dead, like in the movie "Riddic". The true term you should have said was Necropheliac, someone who has sex with dead people...namely yourself obviously, by your own admission that you had sex with my mom, who is in fact dead (died). So seriously, who is the stupid one and who is the REALLY Stuid One? Tell you what, how about you just go away and save face instead of coming to a battle of wits completely unarmed. what a dumb a55. Ooooppps, i'm sorry, you're not a dumb a55, clearly you are a really smart ass, considering that is exactly where your brains are located. IN YOUR A55.
You're right, I'm battling with a dumb ass. Just read how you wrote that. He he Lol Oh, you had to look it up? Oh, I know what necrophiliac means. Do you seriously think that I know necromancy or necromancer are without knowing necrophilia? You're dumber than you come across. How would I know one and not the other?
Necrophilia is an erotic attraction to corpses (an attraction , nothing more), but you need to be a necromancer to engage them. You really are stupid, if you think I'm not intimately familiar with my religion? ;-)
I chose to keep Ha Ha because if I changed it mid-dialogue, you'd make some inane comment about me changing it, so I chose to keep that moniker.
beer man

United States

#13 Oct 12, 2012
Kieth Stone wrote:
Yeah I would expect that would be about all you would be able to say. Not much of a come back, not at all. But then what should we expect from someone who can't even be creative enough to think up a screen name, other than just "ha ha". Oh and since you want to be an english nazi. I have to inform you that you are DEAD WRONG,(all pun intended) with your terms yesterday. you see Necromancy or a necromancer is someone who has "control" over the dead, like in the movie "Riddic". The true term you should have said was Necropheliac, someone who has sex with dead people...namely yourself obviously, by your own admission that you had sex with my mom, who is in fact dead (died). So seriously, who is the stupid one and who is the REALLY Stuid One? Tell you what, how about you just go away and save face instead of coming to a battle of wits completely unarmed. what a dumb a55. Ooooppps, i'm sorry, you're not a dumb a55, clearly you are a really smart ass, considering that is exactly where your brains are located. IN YOUR A55.
It's still you!
apple pie

Padre Island Ntl Seashor, TX

#15 Oct 12, 2012
beer man wrote:
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It's still you!
shove that beer up ur a@@
Kieth Stone

San Diego, CA

#16 Oct 12, 2012
ha ha wrote:
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You're right, I'm battling with a dumb ass. Just read how you wrote that. He he Lol Oh, you had to look it up? Oh, I know what necrophiliac means. Do you seriously think that I know necromancy or necromancer are without knowing necrophilia? You're dumber than you come across. How would I know one and not the other?
Necrophilia is an erotic attraction to corpses (an attraction , nothing more), but you need to be a necromancer to engage them. You really are stupid, if you think I'm not intimately familiar with my religion? ;-)
I chose to keep Ha Ha because if I changed it mid-dialogue, you'd make some inane comment about me changing it, so I chose to keep that moniker.
I'm sorry but your stupidity is really making my head hurt.
Have a fun life butt munger. I need to get away from you so my IQ can go back up to where it was before you staggered off your short yellow bus and into the area.
beer man

United States

#17 Oct 12, 2012
Kieth Stone wrote:
<quoted text>I'm sorry but your stupidity is really making my head hurt.
Have a fun life butt munger. I need to get away from you so my IQ can go back up to where it was before you staggered off your short yellow bus and into the area.
Yeah, back to maybe a hundred points. That's sad, truly.
wtfff

United States

#18 Oct 13, 2012
I'm gonna have to say"Keith stone" won this one...it kinda makes me wish you would keep arguing because everything you said was quite insightful! I really like the moped joke, cheers to you mate!
richard simmons

Padre Island Ntl Seashor, TX

#19 Oct 13, 2012
Can't wait for a Zumba class here at PP like the one in main.
Daddy Rabbit

United States

#20 Oct 15, 2012
who cares prostitution is everywhere.

Just can't tax it
Kieth Stone

San Diego, CA

#21 Oct 16, 2012
wtfff wrote:
I'm gonna have to say"Keith stone" won this one...it kinda makes me wish you would keep arguing because everything you said was quite insightful! I really like the moped joke, cheers to you mate!
Thanks mate. I just got tired of having a battle of wits with a person who was clearly unarmed. Trying to correct a person on thier spelling/grammar is not a way for winning battles, not in today's txt crazed world and sadly that was the best he could do, oh that and also trying to flip my corrections on him back over on to me. Glad you enjoyed it for what it was worth. I had a long list of come backs, all better reserved for another place and another time.

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