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Anon

Saint Marys, GA

#23 Jul 7, 2013
Al Pope 7 wrote:
The seeds of destruction already lie with us. but like any tragic event, the process has changed us forever.
Jay is pretty tragic but I hardly think he is important enough to be called "the seeds of destruction."
Anon

Saint Marys, GA

#24 Jul 21, 2013
Lots of Moreno BS flowing lately. We need Soap to put things in perspective.

Since: Jun 13

Kingsland, GA

#25 Jul 21, 2013
*All quotes from Jay can easily be found on Topix.

Hey there, kids. As per your request (and even though it upsets our stomachs) we're dragging out Jay's Mail Bag.
The atmosphere in the office is kind of gloomy these days. It's hard to go from thinking you've found the next big reality star to realizing that you just tripped over a piece of trash on life's roadway but there you have it. We still love our Jay, but in the way you still love the dog that poops on your floor twice a day.

Anyway...here we go!

Anonymous Teacher from Nowhere writes "I can't help but notice Jay's frequent typos and spelling mistakes. His vocabulary also seemed severely limited. Might I ask at what age he first learned to read?"

Jay replies: "My first conquest was not before I had reached majority, so stick it up your anonymous, nothing-to-say, cowardly, hateful, ass.
ESAD!"

Disgusted from Boise sent this: "I'm sorry, but it seems to me like Jay couldn't find his posterior with both hands. Does he have any hobbies other than being sickening on Topix?"

Jay, while grappling with his posterior, muttered "A-hole wrangling."
(We leave that to the viewer's imagination).

Dennis from Des Moines writes, "Why does Jay seem to think that anyone would believe his bizarre fiction-presented-as-reality? It's just weird and creepy?"

From Jay: "Amazing how quickly I can make up such a detailed story don't you think?"
(We happen to know that he takes regular breaks from groping his posterior).

Nurse Linda from Belleview says "We recently treated an elderly woman who complained of pain in her left ankle. We tried to ignore her but the x-rays revealed a fracture. Jays says that he's well-trained in emergency medical techniques. What would he have done?"

Jay: "Did you rip her blouse and bra off or were you clueless?"

Nurse Linda replies "Um, Jay...it was her ankle! Why would we rip her blouse and bra off?"

Jay's response, "Oh, grow up. Sexually repressed, hard-shell Baptist, right"

Daniel from Detroit sent this: "Jay seems to be a bit confused. He fills the pages of Topix with his fictitious sexual escapades and then accuses a young woman who dared to disagree about a local restaurant of having loose morals. What's up with this?"

Jay: "Okay, actual liar, produce the post where I used the word "slut" to describe Skanko Spreado."

That's it, fans, we can't take any more right now. The staff has suggested that should Jay have difficulty locating his posterior, he should just try following his thought processes to their source.

Have fun, all you Jayettes and Jaysters, and remember: no matter how bad life gets, it could be worse...you could be Jay.
Ken Dawkins

Kingsland, GA

#26 Jul 21, 2013
A few months ago I started reading Topix and was shocked by Moreno's comments. Isn't this forum moderated at all???? Good job, Soap. Your stuff is funny as hell but it's really disturbing that this guy lives in our city. Does anyone know if he's really licensed to carry, or is that another one of his lies?

“Make St. Marys great again! ”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#27 Jul 21, 2013
Yes, I am, and I don't leave home without it.

When will you dumb bastards figure out that I am single handedly responsible for the vast majority of the readership of Topix St. Marys and thus the ad revenue generated for Topix on this forum?

Damn, you A-holes are slow.
snake eyes

Kingsland, GA

#28 Jul 21, 2013
Ken Dawkins wrote:
A few months ago I started reading Topix and was shocked by Moreno's comments. Isn't this forum moderated at all???? Good job, Soap. Your stuff is funny as hell but it's really disturbing that this guy lives in our city. Does anyone know if he's really licensed to carry, or is that another one of his lies?
He is licensed to carry. he is proud of his .45.

One of his favorite sayings: "I'd like to gut shoot you and piss on you while you lie dying in agony".
Lebowski

Fernandina Beach, FL

#29 Jul 21, 2013
Wow, based on the listed number of users on at any given time, I would imagine the Ad revenues generated annually by the St. Mary's forum to be in the.....oh say, sixty dollar range.

Yep, single handedly, I would say that's about what you are worth. But thanks for pointing that out for us.
Laughing

Kingsland, GA

#30 Jul 21, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
Yes, I am, and I don't leave home without it.
When will you dumb bastards figure out that I am single handedly responsible for the vast majority of the readership of Topix St. Marys and thus the ad revenue generated for Topix on this forum?
Damn, you A-holes are slow.
Oh yeah...those 50 or so people must really be raking in the big bucks for Topix. Hahahhhah....
AUC

Saint Marys, GA

#31 Jul 21, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
Yes, I am, and I don't leave home without it.
When will you dumb bastards figure out that I am single handedly responsible for the vast majority of the readership of Topix St. Marys and thus the ad revenue generated for Topix on this forum?
Damn, you A-holes are slow.
Moreneo Have you ever firgured out why each of your postings has thies three nice signs? Please get off!!!!!!!!!!
Angela

Oxford, GA

#32 Jul 21, 2013
Jay is partly right.....he is the person people love to hate. I bet the advertisers are raking in the big bucks because of him. lMAO. Perhaps the local Psychiatric community is making a killing off the people who need intensive therapy from communicating with him.

“Make St. Marys great again! ”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#33 Jul 22, 2013
AUC wrote:
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Moreneo Have you ever firgured out why each of your postings has thies three nice signs? Please get off!!!!!!!!!!
Of course I have. Apparently you arte to damned stupid to have done so. One of you piss ants gets off judging all of my posts with those symbols. In fact, when someone beats him to it and "agrees" with me, he then either uses different computers r recruits fellow piss ants to post the three negatives so many times as to delete the favorable ones.

Whatever floats your piss ant boats.
Laughing

Kingsland, GA

#34 Jul 22, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
<quoted text>
Of course I have. Apparently you arte to damned stupid to have done so. One of you piss ants gets off judging all of my posts with those symbols. In fact, when someone beats him to it and "agrees" with me, he then either uses different computers r recruits fellow piss ants to post the three negatives so many times as to delete the favorable ones.
Whatever floats your piss ant boats.
Jay, do you seriously think that anyone cares about you and your pathetic rambling enough to go to the trouble of switching computers and "recruiting" other people? Oops, your psychopathic narcissism is showing again.
Laughing

Kingsland, GA

#35 Jul 22, 2013
"arte to damned stupid" Really, Jay?
lost

Saint Marys, GA

#36 Jul 22, 2013
I think the old boy has lost it !
flip flop

Kingsland, GA

#37 Jul 22, 2013
lost wrote:
I think the old boy has lost it !
That's what happens when his panties start to get knotted up.

“Make St. Marys great again! ”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#38 Jul 22, 2013
No, I think that one of you criminal bastards has infected my computer with a program that actually changes words after I've spelled them correctly.
Chopper

Saint Marys, GA

#39 Jul 22, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
No, I think that one of you criminal bastards has infected my computer with a program that actually changes words after I've spelled them correctly.
Since you have finally caught on, have you noticed that the program can also randomly block your posts on Topix but leave them on your computer so that when you look they appear perfectly normal but no one else sees them?
Lebowski

Orlando, FL

#40 Jul 22, 2013
Moreno Jay wrote:
No, I think that one of you criminal bastards has infected my computer with a program that actually changes words after I've spelled them correctly.
So, if I'm understanding you correctly, in your current paranoid delusional state, you believe someone here on this itty bitty forum has......outsmarted you?

Gee, that must be a double whammy for you. Never the care, regale us with some more of those stories like the one where you set your date on fire, so you can show her your field surgical skills. I was especially impressed that you were then able convince her that a flop in the hay was "just what the doctor ordered". If you don't want to go there, then how about finishing your Sgt. Fury comic and tell us what happened when that "Mustang Marine" threw the UCMJ at you. I'll bet you showed him. Probably had old Bud Zumwalt himself scared stiff. You are one bad ass MF. You're like my new hero.

“Make St. Marys great again! ”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#41 Jul 22, 2013
That's entirely understandable.
Lebowski

Orlando, FL

#42 Jul 22, 2013
You're welcome. But if you would, please write more than a few sparse paragraphs at a time on my two favorite subjects of yours, sex and war. Just when I get settled in, I get this "to be continued" crap and it is just making the story lose continuity. I have to go back to the beginning of the thread, and well, you know......it just gets repetitious.

But, by all means, don't stop. And one last thing. If you could, would you start a little earlier, because after about 3 I'm sloshed, and my concentration is in the shitter.

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