I Ain't Watchin Inauguration Today

I Ain't Watchin Inauguration Today

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“Enthusiastic Tea Party Patriot”

Since: Jun 11

Branson, MO

#1 Jan 21, 2013
AS a boner-fied flag-wavin tea-bag wearing rightwing rural conservative man of God, I am refusin officially to watch the second inauguration of Barock Obamma. This here Negerian-born Trotskyite muslim has laid bare his sinister plan to diarm a nation of pistol-wavin hillbillies whose only wish is to defend themselves against the largest and most sophisticated military in the cotton-pickin world. I know that I can capably defend my deluxe dubblewide trailer in the hills from any scary robot-drones flyin about by wavin my AR-15 varmint rifle at it. I will do so while wearing my itchy woll Ben Franklin suit and tri-corner hat covered in teabags and flags. I urge all of my fellow gun-totin brethren to fall down upon your knees at inauguration time and pray feverishly with me for the godly rescue of are poor nation from the handa of that there fake birth-certificate -havin zulu head hunter potus. Amen.
Careful Teabag

Branson, MO

#2 Jan 21, 2013
They got a drone over your trailer!
pooter mcgee

Burlington, IA

#3 Jan 27, 2013
You shoulda watched; conservative dimwits were crying in the streets.

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