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GOP the Party of STUPID

United States

#78475 Mar 18, 2013
Gun Grabbing Commies wrote:
ELIZABETH WARREN WONDERS: WHY AREN’T EMPLOYERS PAYING $22-AN-HOUR MINIMUM WAGE RATES?
~ This proves how dumb these liberal idiots are! This StupidShit is what'w destroying our country, our economy, our work ethics!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/03/18/el...
Hey STUPID...Isn't it wonderful that former President Bush has taken up painting?

I'm sure families that lost family and friends in Iraq wish their loved ones would have had that opportunity.
Gun Grabbing Commies

Ozark, MO

#78476 Mar 18, 2013
BUD THE COWBOY
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Wyoming when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a DEMOCRAT Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.”

“NOW GIVE ME BACK MY DOG.”
Norton

Kansas City, MO

#78478 Mar 18, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
"Norton," if you mean the "Nimrod" mentioned in your mythology book, I see that Nimrod is described as the son of Cush, grandson of Ham, and great-grandson of Noah; and as "a mighty one on the earth" and "a mighty hunter before God".
I suppose you believe that all people on earth descend from Noah, so that includes me (assuming that you are correct). I also suppose that I could be described as a "mighty one" in this Topix thread -- "King of the Thread"!(I have done some hunting, but I never shot anything larger than a dog.)
However, "Yellow Dawg Democrat," the skilled hunter -- does have a nice ring to it! I AM pretty good at knocking trolls down from my mountain!
Maybe if you would read the Bible, you would find how who Nimrod was and what he was all about instead of googling "Nimrod". You still don't know! Sorry, you lost on this one. You're not "King of the Thread" either. You're just a little old Google Trotter!
Whatever would you do without google?

CHEERS!

CHEERS!
Gun Grabbing Commies

Ozark, MO

#78479 Mar 18, 2013
NOW DEMS TARGET WAGES OF GUN BACKERS
Democrats apparently know no bounds in their quest for gun control.

County sheriffs in Colorado say they have received emails indicating state Senate Democrats are using extortion-style tactics to force the sheriffs to provide political cover as Democrats pass a series of gun control bills supported by the Obama administration.

El Paso County Sheriff Terry Maketa said the Democrats are desperate to avoid the appearance of partisanship.

“The Democrats do not want to go on record as being the only party that voted for these measures going into the 2014 election,” he said.

Maketa raised eyebrows last weekend when he said in an interview with Jeff Crank on KVOR in Colorado Springs that he and other sheriffs received a series of emails suggesting a pay-raise bill was being held up until the sheriffs changed their position and supported the gun-control bills.

READ MORE AT: http://www.wnd.com/2013/03/dems-threaten-wage...
Gun Grabbing Commies

Ozark, MO

#78480 Mar 18, 2013
Taxpayer-Subsidized Lab Obama Used To Plug His Green Energy Plan Hasn’t Produced A Single Battery…

http://weaselzippers.us/2013/03/18/taxpayer-s...

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#78481 Mar 18, 2013
Gun Grabbing Commies wrote:
BUD THE COWBOY
...
"You're a DEMOCRAT Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
...
You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.”
“NOW GIVE ME BACK MY DOG.”
That is SO clever, "GunHugger"! Ah, hahahahahaha! Those jokes of yours, and those comments of yours, are really hilarious! Too bad you never have any original thoughts! But that's the problem with conservatives: small anterior cingulate cortices!(Not to mention you also have large amygdalas -- the seat of human fear.)

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#78482 Mar 18, 2013
Norton wrote:
<quoted text>
Maybe if you would read the Bible, you would find how who Nimrod was and what he was all about instead of googling "Nimrod". You still don't know! Sorry, you lost on this one. You're not "King of the Thread" either. You're just a little old Google Trotter!
Whatever would you do without google?...
If you would take off those black opaque goggles, you might be able to see the real world! But whatever would you do without goggles, which protect you from reality? A "Nimrod" you are not.
Everyday Joe

Brookfield, CT

#78483 Mar 18, 2013
www.cpmo.us

Mark Your Calendars

If we, the people, truly want change, then meet Mr. Enyart campaigning to replace Joann Emerson in the 8th Congressional District.

Mr. Enyart is a true "Constitutional Conservative - 100% pro-life (without exception) choice.

In his role as a professional forester for 15 years, he has worked to help private land owners in Piedmont, MO

If you are tired of compromising your values for the same ole, same ole establishment types, then Doug Enyart is your man.

When: Wednesday, March 20, at approx. 8:00 PM

What: Candidate Forum

Where: Ripley County Caring Community Building

209 West Highway Street Doniphan, MO 63935
__________

When: Saturday, March 23, 7:00 AM to Noon

What: SOS Breakfast

Hosted by Marine Corps League Midwest Division

Where: The Barracks Cpl Mason O. Yarbrough Building 2148 Broadway

Cape Girardeau, MO
__________

When: Wednesday, March 27, at 7:00 PM

What: Meet the Candidates at SEMO 10

Where: VFW Post 217 South Frisco St. Chaffee, MO 63740

“Let it roll on down the”

Since: Mar 13

the highway. BTO

#78484 Mar 18, 2013
I think with all the BS and judging that goes around in here, This is pretty fitting: Matthew 7:1-2; 1.Do not judge or you too will be judged. 2. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

“It is what it is”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#78485 Mar 18, 2013
10fourRogerThat wrote:
I think with all the BS and judging that goes around in here, This is pretty fitting: Matthew 7:1-2; 1.Do not judge or you too will be judged. 2. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
I can be an azz with the best of them but what you say there is very correct. Thanks brother
Bill

Saint Louis, MO

#78486 Mar 18, 2013
NRA = Not Really American

“It is what it is”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#78487 Mar 18, 2013
Bill wrote:
NRA = Not Really American
Bill= Big Idiot Limitlessly Lying

“Nobama care”

Since: Mar 11

just a tax hike

#78488 Mar 19, 2013
Jill wrote:
NRA = Not Really American
Anti American bleeding heart liberal commie jerk !

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#78489 Mar 19, 2013
Everyday Joe wrote:
www.cpmo.us
Mark Your Calendars
If we, the people, truly want change, then meet Mr. Enyart campaigning to replace Joann Emerson in the 8th Congressional District.
Mr. Enyart is a true "Constitutional Conservative - 100% pro-life (without exception) choice.
In his role as a professional forester for 15 years, he has worked to help private land owners in Piedmont, MO
If you are tired of compromising your values for the same ole, same ole establishment types, then Doug Enyart is your man.
When: Wednesday, March 20, at approx. 8:00 PM
What: Candidate Forum
Where: Ripley County Caring Community Building
209 West Highway Street Doniphan, MO 63935
__________
When: Saturday, March 23, 7:00 AM to Noon
What: SOS Breakfast
Hosted by Marine Corps League Midwest Division
Where: The Barracks Cpl Mason O. Yarbrough Building 2148 Broadway
Cape Girardeau, MO
__________
When: Wednesday, March 27, at 7:00 PM
What: Meet the Candidates at SEMO 10
Where: VFW Post 217 South Frisco St. Chaffee, MO 63740
Just reading your comment, my personal judgment is that Mr. Enyart does not stand a chance.

"Constitutional Conservative"?(whatever that means) "100% pro-life without exception" "professional forester for 15 years helping private landowners"?

I am glad Jo Ann Emerson is gone, but I do not want Mr. Enyart to take her place, based upon what you said. Maybe Republican Richard Kline from Gipsy, Mo., can run again? He won the GOP vote for US Representative back in 1996. Jo Ann was not even on the Republican ticket.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#78490 Mar 19, 2013
10fourRogerThat wrote:
I think with all the BS and judging that goes around in here, This is pretty fitting: Matthew 7:1-2; 1.Do not judge or you too will be judged. 2. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
Amen! Bless you, "Roger"!

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#78491 Mar 19, 2013
replaytime wrote:
<quoted text>
I can be an azz with the best of them but what you say there is very correct. Thanks brother
Amen! Confession is good for the soul, brother!

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#78492 Mar 19, 2013
Bill wrote:
NRA = Not Really American
NRA: Propaganda arm of weapons manufacturers and distributors. Darling of the "Gun Huggers"!

As an example, the NRA proposed putting armed guards into all of the thousands of schools throughout the nation! Now, THAT'S "good for business," even if it is a silly idea and would be prohibitively expensive.

“Nobama care”

Since: Mar 11

just a tax hike

#78493 Mar 19, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
<quoted text>
Amen! Confession is good for the soul, brother!
Yawn

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#78494 Mar 19, 2013
replaytime wrote:
<quoted text>
Bill= Big Idiot Limitlessly Lying
"replaytime" = refurbished version of "TheJokster."

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#78495 Mar 19, 2013
The real USA First wrote:
<quoted text>
Yawn
Get more sleep.

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