Troll Patrol-this is what I think of Branson-Troll Patrol
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#1 Mar 17, 2013
this is what I think of Branson by Troll Patrol
Jun 10, 2011
I personally love Branson, even with all of their shows, motels, country music and country folk.
I go up there all of the time, and guess what,
I'VE NEVER BEEN PULLED OVER.
It must be because I actually obey the laws, crazy huh?!
To be fair though, I do dislike having to
drive through the heart of Branson during tourist season...
that sucks like a Hoover Vacumn Cleaner!
for Jake's Sake!
Meester Stank Brelf-aka-Troll Patrol
Jun 13, 2011
Branson is fine. The crowd is a bit too 'old' for me,
but Branson is harmless.
Cops in all towns are out to give a tickets to the idiots that deserve them.
Oct 13, 2011
I live & wurk here. I am trapped in this perpetual hellhole with no escape.
Its the fucking black hole of the midwest universe.
Stay away or you will be sucked into this backwater,
conservative Christian cesspool that we all know and hate.
This place reminds me of a washed out Vegas.
Its where music literally comes to die.
I want to stab my eyes out with hot forks every time I go to work.
I want out of here so badly.
I have no car, and I am thoroughly convinced that Andy Williams was the Antichrist.
Living in this town during the winter is like being fucked with no reacharound.
You get laid off and you barely make it by.
Its the meth capital of the world.
Tweekers fill up these matchbox hotels and wander the streets at night breaking into cars.
There is no decent pot anywhere to be found, and I cant stand living here another second.
FML. Branson is sucking my soul dry.
#2 Mar 18, 2013
I will refrain from commenting on this topic right now in that it touches on somewhat of a sore subject.
In my defense it was the bottom, not the top of the hill and we all know there are also the laws of physics.
#3 Mar 18, 2013
Aw Shucks,sHUCKY dURN, SuZ, C'mon gal, it would be nice if you would make a nice coment.
WHAT IS THE SORE SUBJECT?
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thank you for responding to my wonderful post.......
the more we get together.....together ...
........the happier we'll be!
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C'ya L 8 'er......alligator.......
after awhile crocidile....
maybe in the afternoon......RACCOON!
#4 Mar 18, 2013
Okay but we will have to wait until after Ive eaten ramen noodles for two weeks ... deal ?
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