Obama Scandals Make Me Leap For Joy!

Obama Scandals Make Me Leap For Joy!

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“Enthusiastic Tea Party Patriot”

Since: Jun 11

Branson, MO

#1 Jun 6, 2013
As my many friends know I am a righteous teabag-wearin anti-tax anti-gubmint man of God. It is with much heart-bustin joy and glee that I see and hear these reports outta Warshington about the trials and tribulations of our muslim/commy socialist nigerian shapeshifter president Barak Obama. Because Obama comes descended from African anarchist who reside deep in the fertile jungles of the dark continent he cannot abide the gun-wavin bible-beatin love us brilliant conservatives have for our country and are fellow man, except for negras and mexicans. It is sed now that Obamma has been looking at are Verizon phone records, hopin to catch hes conservative enemies talkin to porn stars and homolovers! He even had the IRS scrutinize my beloved anti-tax tea party for asking for tax emempt status to campaign agin payin taxes! This is CRAZY! Whats next? He'll probly have the EPA investigatin polluters or the FBI investigatin criminals! Why even now I can hear the faint sound of a drone flyin over my comfortable dubbelwide trailer deep in the Ozark mountains. NExt he'll be comin for my machine gun, my confederate flag and the taxes on my cuzzin-wife Debbie's unreported income as a amputee/stripper. Please join with me today in a spastic and eye-rollin prayer for the good Lord to mount up on his lazer-eyed muscular Pegasus and swoop down and smite all them liberials, socialists, teachers, union members and tree huggers with painful skin irritations and and runny discharges from there sexual areas, AMEN.
american

Saint Louis, MO

#3 Jul 3, 2013
Cletus the Teabagger wrote:
As my many friends know I am a righteous teabag-wearin anti-tax anti-gubmint man of God. It is with much heart-bustin joy and glee that I see and hear these reports outta Warshington about the trials and tribulations of our muslim/commy socialist nigerian shapeshifter president Barak Obama. Because Obama comes descended from African anarchist who reside deep in the fertile jungles of the dark continent he cannot abide the gun-wavin bible-beatin love us brilliant conservatives have for our country and are fellow man, except for negras and mexicans. It is sed now that Obamma has been looking at are Verizon phone records, hopin to catch hes conservative enemies talkin to porn stars and homolovers! He even had the IRS scrutinize my beloved anti-tax tea party for asking for tax emempt status to campaign agin payin taxes! This is CRAZY! Whats next? He'll probly have the EPA investigatin polluters or the FBI investigatin criminals! Why even now I can hear the faint sound of a drone flyin over my comfortable dubbelwide trailer deep in the Ozark mountains. NExt he'll be comin for my machine gun, my confederate flag and the taxes on my cuzzin-wife Debbie's unreported income as a amputee/stripper. Please join with me today in a spastic and eye-rollin prayer for the good Lord to mount up on his lazer-eyed muscular Pegasus and swoop down and smite all them liberials, socialists, teachers, union members and tree huggers with painful skin irritations and and runny discharges from there sexual areas, AMEN.
Oh dear!! was not aware that inbreeding was this bad in them there hills.
gal7713

Ava, MO

#4 Jul 18, 2013
american wrote:
<quoted text>Oh dear!! was not aware that inbreeding was this bad in them there hills.
It's REEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYYY that bad.
HopScotch

Burlington, IA

#5 Jul 22, 2013
Cletus sounds just like every tea bagger in Taney county.
billj

Branson, MO

#6 Jul 23, 2013
Oh for Pete's sake, if you can't recognize tongue- in-cheek, scarcastic humor you truly live an all too serious, humorless existence.
George Elliot

Branson, MO

#7 Jul 24, 2013
Please leave Mr Obama alone. He is a nice guy, and he and I were raised together as children in Kenya.

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