SCOTUS Will Make Us Marry Monkeys

SCOTUS Will Make Us Marry Monkeys

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“Enthusiastic Tea Party Patriot”

Since: Jun 11

Branson, MO

#1 Mar 27, 2013
As a foot-washin Baptist and thrice-married poon-lovin hetrosexual I have a real serious problem with our liberial Supreme Court possibly giving legal standing to the same-sex marriage of bung-smuggling tonsil jockeys and their carpet-munchin female counterparts. Now where I come from we generally turn a blind eye to such goins-on as long as it is not a public deal. I myself had a meaningful long-term relationship with a surly goat named Cleveland before my three marriages. AS you can tell by the number of times I have been married, including my current go-round with my cuzzin-wife Debbie that I !BELIEVE! in the SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE! God made ADam and Eve, not Adam and STEVE, hahahaha!! Once the door is open to same sex unions what is stoppin us from marryin monkeys and donkeys? Please all you Godly folk, at noon today please find a quiet corner to join Debbie and I in feverish and flatulent prayer that the SCOTUS justices will reject this abominamation and let us continue unfettered in our pious march to the pearly gates without them pillow-biters comin with us, amen.
Pooter McGee

Branson, MO

#2 Mar 28, 2013
Welcome back Cletus
Smarter

Branson, MO

#4 Apr 2, 2013
I've alway wondered why the "defense of Marriage Act" didn't ban divorce.

Since: Oct 12

Branson, MO

#5 Apr 2, 2013
I'm curious whether son or daughter could marry a widowed parent in order to avoid estate taxes?

“Enthusiastic Tea Party Patriot”

Since: Jun 11

Branson, MO

#6 Apr 3, 2013
You can marry yer parents, cousins and sister ANNYTIME you want...in Arkansas. Jesus OK'd it in the Old Testament,amen.

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