PROFILER

Manteo, NC

#1 Jul 3, 2012
26th  = Yes = 66guns and probably buzzard. 

A cursory analysis suggests the above. 26th is a male probably 40 to 50 with a High School education or less. He works in the restaurant/bar industry. He has an unkempt living environment and slovenly appearance. He is an alcoholic drug abuser who is unable to maintain relationships, especially with women. He possesses minimal social and computer skills and is addicted to pornography. His last four entries were hostile, juvenile and composed with little thought. He may live in Colington and most likely leeches of his neighbor's WiFi and has multiple tattoos and obviously does not work on Sundays.

26th native is like what a thousand years old or something? In this vast expanse of time it hasn't even learned how to troll in a proper fashion? He plays  too many notes and his presentation is quite transparent. Trolling is a subtle art. Baby steps old feller. You might eventually get the hang of it
26th Gen Native

Kill Devil Hills, NC

#3 Jul 4, 2012
There is more than one of us. I am the original, the person above me is a follower but plays the role very well.

Y'all have a right good 4th now ya hear.
26th Gen Native

Manteo, NC

#4 Jul 5, 2012
When I moved here from the scums of Jersey I just knew the obx would love me as much as I loved myself. I was seriously incorrect thinking the obx would accept me anymore than the ass-holes that pushed me out of jersey did. How stupid could I be to think that any society would accept an extreme ass-hole misfit like myself? So you can see where the attitude comes from mainly caused by my very own ignorance. Around here I just get kicked around like the piece of dried up dog shit that I am. That is the very reason I sit on my mommy’s pc where I can act like somebody besides the dog shit that I am and hate. I hope this clears my behavior problems up for yous guys, and please don’t tell mommy.
Local

Kill Devil Hills, NC

#5 Jul 5, 2012
26th Gen Native wrote:
When I moved here from the scums of Jersey I just knew the obx would love me as much as I loved myself. I was seriously incorrect thinking the obx would accept me anymore than the ass-holes that pushed me out of jersey did. How stupid could I be to think that any society would accept an extreme ass-hole misfit like myself? So you can see where the attitude comes from mainly caused by my very own ignorance. Around here I just get kicked around like the piece of dried up dog shit that I am. That is the very reason I sit on my mommy’s pc where I can act like somebody besides the dog shit that I am and hate. I hope this clears my behavior problems up for yous guys, and please don’t tell mommy.
So you're not really a 26th generation native?

Since: Apr 09

Kitty Hawk, NC

#6 Jul 5, 2012
Ha! Ha!
Observer

United States

#7 Jul 5, 2012
I thought he was forced to resign in Elizabeth City befote he moved back here
26th Gen Native

Manteo, NC

#8 Jul 5, 2012
Local wrote:
<quoted text>
So you're not really a 26th generation native?
No dumbass! I'm a stupid newcomer like you! I just like pretending that I'm someone I could never be. It just makes me feel good that I can talk with myself because no one down here will talk to me!
Profiler

Manteo, NC

#9 Jul 5, 2012
Yeah right. Yoose New Jersey guys make honest trolls. You just outed yourself dood. now you're going to have to change your moniker and start all over again cause ya just thew away ur character's credibility. You didn't stand by ur product. I would suggest letting some time pass first. You have ur self a good one now.
Observer

United States

#11 Jul 8, 2012
Trolls never stop, mainly because they get pleasure ticking off others. Sad indeed
Yuck

Kenly, NC

#13 Jul 8, 2012
Observer wrote:
Trolls never stop, mainly because they get pleasure ticking off others. Sad indeed
Agreed.

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