Disco inferno

Clayton, NC

#1 Oct 3, 2012
It must be god's will, right?

They are the most pompous bible thumpers on the beach. Half of them will stab you in the back anytime they get a chance. It's ok because they give 10% of their income and ask Jesus for forgiveness on Sunday.
Are you kidding me

Manteo, NC

#2 Oct 3, 2012
This church has never asked for 10 percent of my income...Ever!! This is a awful for the whole community. My kids play basketball and the ark always gave the gym to the county...this is bad for the communitity
praying

Holly Springs, NC

#3 Oct 3, 2012
Its very sad... my kids love to skate. Praying for all the fire fighters safety
26th Gen Native

Kitty Hawk, NC

#4 Oct 3, 2012
Insurance claims are right nice, bless everybody.
Evil church

Benson, NC

#5 Oct 4, 2012
I went to a play at this church once. The play told the story of two people. One person was a terrible person who stole and lied and generally didn't live a good life, but right before he died, he accepted jesus. He went to heaven.

The other person was a good person and helped everybody. He didn't accept jesus and went to hell.

So the moral of the story is that you can be an azzhole and a total jerk to everybody and it's ok as long as you accept jesus. That is not the Christianity that I believe in.
JOHN

Kill Devil Hills, NC

#6 Oct 4, 2012
Does anyone know how it started?
holy moly

Wake Forest, NC

#7 Oct 4, 2012
Pretty sure it was a burning bush
Diego Garcia

Manteo, NC

#8 Oct 15, 2012
Disco inferno wrote:
It must be god's will, right?
They are the most pompous bible thumpers on the beach. Half of them will stab you in the back anytime they get a chance. It's ok because they give 10% of their income and ask Jesus for forgiveness on Sunday.
No way, the Assembly of God in Manteo has them beat as far as hypocrisy goes. The old pastor who used to drive a new Porsche every year was the best. I used to sell drugs to his daughter. When she didn't have cash, that punani was nice and tight.
LOL

Elizabeth City, NC

#9 Oct 16, 2012
Disco inferno wrote:
It must be god's will, right?
They are the most pompous bible thumpers on the beach. Half of them will stab you in the back anytime they get a chance. It's ok because they give 10% of their income and ask Jesus for forgiveness on Sunday.
*cue album Saturday Night Fever*
Burn baby burn
Thumper inferno
Burn baby burn

Jesus told me he hates stupid, sanctimonious, hypocrite's. Gotta love the religion that keeps on forgivin'!! LMAO!!
Sinner: "Father. I just (insert your favorite sin)"
Father: "Thats ok....just give 10% of yer income and a few bible lines and you're good to go!"

So, if Jesus/God can create the whole friggen universe in six days, why can't he snuff out a measly little fire in one of his houses?! Hmmmmmmm. Maybe Jesus wanted it to burn....hes responsible for EVERYTHING.....right? lol!

Maybe its Jesus' way to get them into school so they're not so fookin' stupid. lol!
LOL

Elizabeth City, NC

#10 Oct 16, 2012
praying wrote:
Its very sad... my kids love to skate. Praying for all the fire fighters safety
Have a bowel movement instead. You'll feel better and it will have the same effect as prayer.
dallas ward

Manteo, NC

#11 Oct 18, 2012
LOL wrote:
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Have a bowel movement instead. You'll feel better and it will have the same effect as prayer.
And you'll feel like you actually accomplished something afterward.
LOL

Elizabeth City, NC

#12 Oct 18, 2012
dallas ward wrote:
<quoted text>
And you'll feel like you actually accomplished something afterward.
Did all five of your brain cells come together at once for you to come up with that?
Just Sayin

Elizabeth City, NC

#13 Oct 25, 2012
I guess this was Gods will.

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