VOTE: Bets Funeral Parlor In Matawan

VOTE: Bets Funeral Parlor In Matawan

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Raged An Ell Ope

New York, NY

#1 Sep 14, 2012
The House Of Usher on Main Street is one of the best Ive buried 2 sisters and one brother and they have a great staff and nice tables.
The room in which I found myself was very large and lofty. The windows were long, narrow, and pointed, and at so vast a distance from the black oaken floor as to be altogether inaccessible from within. Feeble gleams of encrimsoned light made their way through the trellissed panes, and served to render sufficiently distinct the more prominent objects around ; the eye, however, struggled in vain to reach the remoter angles of the chamber, or the recesses of the vaulted and fretted ceiling. Dark draperies hung upon the walls. The general furniture was profuse, comfortless, antique, and tattered. Many books and musical instruments lay scattered about, but failed to give any vitality to the scene. I felt that I breathed an atmosphere of sorrow. An air of stern, deep, and irredeemable gloom hung over and pervaded all.
Blank Todmanship

Park Ridge, NJ

#2 Nov 15, 2012
You're 100 pacent correct
Poetic

Atlanta, GA

#3 Jan 31, 2013
do they sell embalming fluid?
Poetic Too

UK

#4 Jan 31, 2013
i make a cocktail,out of embalming fluid.
Poetic Three

Copenhagen, Denmark

#5 Jan 31, 2013
go back to the black pelican you wankers
Blank Todmanship

Ardsley, NY

#6 Jan 31, 2013
I never bet when funeral parlors are involved or concerned and included

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