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I am Zombie.
I have discovered life forms in basement.
I will devour them.
I will make little rodent zombies out of the rats and badgers, and they will zombie-Ize all other rodents. From bats to rats then rats to cats, they shall all become ravenous zombies, just like me.
Pardon my rant, I just saw a Christian. He must me made a zombie too....
This discussion board has shaken my identity, and challenged me, and ultimately, made me a better person. I owe it all to you, Mr and Mrs cult hunter.
I have forsaken my bloodthirsty ways, and have become a better person. I no longer want to slay rodents in their basement homes. I only want to love them, and nurture them, and teach them better ways.
(Said no creepshow, ever)