You know your on jennies creek when ..

You know your on jennies creek when ..

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juksy556

Logan, WV

#1 Jun 27, 2010
You know your on Jennies creek when...
A family outing is going ridge ridding. You wear boots no matter what the weather. You lost your virginity up a holler in the backseat of a car. The first time you got drunk was up in the hills somewhere on moonshine. You know a drug dealer, have them on speed dial and you always know where to get something. When people crawl outta the hollers to go town on the 3rd. Every sentence ends with "believe at." You tell people your attending collage after high school, there like Southren right ? People think nothing of when people say "by god" or "son" . Theres a chruch around every corner. When you go by c&c on a friday night and you see a big black cloud of smoke. The mating call is the sound of a pill bottle rattling. You come to school on monday with new storys to tell about what happend over the weekend. When your driving down the road and see some sort of Nathan Tottens transportation on the side of the road. Everyone refers to everyone as son. Girl & guy fights are actually very common. When theres more fourwheelers on the road then cars. You see someone you know at speedway fri or sat night and ask if they wanna go party tonight. When people bring there sports cars up in the hills. Everyone around here is up c&c every friday & saturday night. You and your bestfriend has had sex with at least one of the same people. When people drive with no insurance or linences most of the time due to no cops. Your the shit if you've gotta cell phone. everyone knows everyone. When you wait for moe to get off work where the under age drinkers and buy there beer at speedway. If you dont like budlight then your a pussy. And no one comes outta the house till friday or/and saturday night. You'll get the shit beat outta you if you stare at someone to long. When you lay out all night on saturday and go to church sunday mornin' on the hangover. When people talk about breakfast, lunch, and dinner , you know thier refuring to bud light. Dressing up is wearing tshirt and jeans. Everyone owns a pair of cowboy boots. Everyone from the party goes to landons to eat his famous chicken. A guy calls you a bitch being serious then your fucking the next minute. When chicken fights are a sport.And thats how you know your on jennies creek :)
Resident

Charleston, WV

#2 Jun 27, 2010
Idiot, you spelled college wrong, and you know your on Jennys Creek when your actually on Jennys Creek. Its the greatest place on earth. Beautiful hills, pristine waters flowing graciously through a thriving metropolis, kind and loving people who take care of their own. Communities nestled into contoured hills that make Jennys Creek unique to any other place on earth. Hell were even getting potable water before long. You better hurry the few places left for habitat are going fast. You know you want to.
the writer

Logan, WV

#3 Jun 28, 2010
Resident wrote:
Idiot, you spelled college wrong, and you know your on Jennys Creek when your actually on Jennys Creek. Its the greatest place on earth. Beautiful hills, pristine waters flowing graciously through a thriving metropolis, kind and loving people who take care of their own. Communities nestled into contoured hills that make Jennys Creek unique to any other place on earth. Hell were even getting potable water before long. You better hurry the few places left for habitat are going fast. You know you want to.
well pardon the hell outta me , me and my friend wrote this because its funny HAHA joke. we live on jennies creek and we happen to love it here ..
just me

Charleston, WV

#4 Jun 28, 2010
juksy556 wrote:
You know your on Jennies creek when...
A family outing is going ridge ridding. You wear boots no matter what the weather. You lost your virginity up a holler in the backseat of a car. The first time you got drunk was up in the hills somewhere on moonshine. You know a drug dealer, have them on speed dial and you always know where to get something. When people crawl outta the hollers to go town on the 3rd. Every sentence ends with "believe at." You tell people your attending collage after high school, there like Southren right ? People think nothing of when people say "by god" or "son" . Theres a chruch around every corner. When you go by c&c on a friday night and you see a big black cloud of smoke. The mating call is the sound of a pill bottle rattling. You come to school on monday with new storys to tell about what happend over the weekend. When your driving down the road and see some sort of Nathan Tottens transportation on the side of the road. Everyone refers to everyone as son. Girl & guy fights are actually very common. When theres more fourwheelers on the road then cars. You see someone you know at speedway fri or sat night and ask if they wanna go party tonight. When people bring there sports cars up in the hills. Everyone around here is up c&c every friday & saturday night. You and your bestfriend has had sex with at least one of the same people. When people drive with no insurance or linences most of the time due to no cops. Your the shit if you've gotta cell phone. everyone knows everyone. When you wait for moe to get off work where the under age drinkers and buy there beer at speedway. If you dont like budlight then your a pussy. And no one comes outta the house till friday or/and saturday night. You'll get the shit beat outta you if you stare at someone to long. When you lay out all night on saturday and go to church sunday mornin' on the hangover. When people talk about breakfast, lunch, and dinner , you know thier refuring to bud light. Dressing up is wearing tshirt and jeans. Everyone owns a pair of cowboy boots. Everyone from the party goes to landons to eat his famous chicken. A guy calls you a bitch being serious then your fucking the next minute. When chicken fights are a sport.And thats how you know your on jennies creek :)
you forgot a few things lol
when you call the cable company and they ask you for your street address and your like what the hell,we dont have streets around here lol.
people that has never been here are in the car with you asking where the hell are we BFE? lol.
if a couple argue everyone gets out of the way because they know somethings about to go down or be thrown lol.
people go around saying if you walk into someones yard and they dont know you they'll shoot you like its nothing,which it isnt always true but fun to tell people that isnt from around here to scare them lol
when there are a lot of cars at someones house someone always stops and says"can i join the party" then they do and make themselves at home lol
everyone has a nickname,or a name with lil,jr,baby, or something like that in front of it lol
if you scratch your ass within five minutes 10 people know about it lol
couples break up often through the weekends then on monday they are fine just like nothing happened lol
people around here make a big thing about pride,if you hurt their pride youve hurt them bad
you can buy a case of beer and end up only getting 3 out of it
people will have their beer delivered to them and order food to make it look good or because they have the munchies
if a couple breaks up and get a new spouse they dont mind hanging out with their ex and their new bf/gf.

thats all i have for now.lol ill get back at ya with some more.
the writer

Logan, WV

#5 Jun 29, 2010
haaa, truee .
are you from jennies creek too ?
just me

Charleston, WV

#6 Jun 29, 2010
yes.can ya tell?lol
ha ha

Peach Creek, WV

#7 Jun 29, 2010
dont forget that jennies creek has its own town .named baisden town .

the cops are familar with everyones face or car or something lol. this stuff is funny at least we arnt talkin about ppl
the writer

Logan, WV

#8 Jun 29, 2010
just me wrote:
yes.can ya tell?lol
yeah lol i was just wondering
haha

United States

#9 Jun 29, 2010
.. when you can get beer, gas, & cigarettes on your foodstamp card at speedway !

also, if you need your garbage burnt or get rid of used tires, just bring 'em to c&c & we'll burn them, lol.

& hell yeah everyone goes to "southern" because it's a southern thang, lmao.

i really love this list because i'm from jenny's creek & more than half of it i really do :)

believe at :)
haha

United States

#10 Jun 29, 2010
.. when you're pregnant & still come to c&c parties lol.
shane marcum

Rupert, WV

#11 Jun 29, 2010
lmfao hell yea im from the creek funny shit now imma go see about gettin a beer and going to c&c
the writers

Logan, WV

#12 Jun 29, 2010
by god, believe at shit '
just me

Charleston, WV

#13 Jun 29, 2010
the writer wrote:
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yeah lol i was just wondering
its all good,no one should get mad about anything we said.we're just joking and having a good laugh about it all.its def not a bad thing,its just how everyone around here is,including us on some of it lol :)
meee

Peach Creek, WV

#14 Jun 30, 2010
jennises creek rock ..
when your wife can cheat on you while your asleep to go up the road to sleep with your cousin .
Better than you

Charleston, WV

#15 Jun 30, 2010
When you see junk cars, trailers, unmowed lawns, and babies wondering around outside in just diapers, there is a very good chance you are on Jennies Creek.
just wondering

Charleston, WV

#16 Jun 30, 2010
haha wrote:
.. when you can get beer, gas, & cigarettes on your foodstamp card at speedway !
also, if you need your garbage burnt or get rid of used tires, just bring 'em to c&c & we'll burn them, lol.
& hell yeah everyone goes to "southern" because it's a southern thang, lmao.
i really love this list because i'm from jenny's creek & more than half of it i really do :)
believe at :)
I bet you cant get nop more ber and cigs at speedway now after this has been on here lol

“It's not a State of Mind.”

Since: Jun 10

Silent Hill, West Virginia

#17 Jun 30, 2010
Lol.
Doesnt make sense

Clarksville, TN

#18 Jun 30, 2010
If you Sammy Baisden and the site don't scare the he** out of you, then you know you're from Jennies Creek!!
Doesnt make sense

Clarksville, TN

#19 Jun 30, 2010
I meant if you see Sammy
meetooo

Nashport, OH

#20 Jun 30, 2010
Where the definition of a VIRGIN = "An UGLY 3rd Grader." You are on Jennys Creek.

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