Bearing arms: Gun memo may reopen concealed controversy

[Area Man]

And you know this how?

[Dee Lay]

I am a proud member of the N.R.A and a oppenent of gun control,just watch the liberals squram when the talk about the nra

[Area Man]

I'm all for law abiding citizens owning guns.

However, I think there should be severe punishment for those who have a gun on them when committing a crime, like add 5 years to their sentence. There should also be equally as severe punishment for someone illegally owning, transporting, or selling guns, which might include someone licensed to own a gun, but doing bad things.

[Feelthy Government]

No where in the Constitution does it say the degenerate government in DC has a right to limit gun ownership. Better yet, time to get a new government.
http://www.youtube.com/v/QZma71DG2Qg...

[Dee Lay]

Feelthy Government wrote:

No where in the Constitution does it say the degenerate government in DC has a right to limit gun ownership. Better yet, time to get a new government.
http://www.youtube.com/v/QZma71DG2Qg...

I am with you on this one ..... check out teapartyexpress.org

[Wargames-Joshua]

Tom Doniphon wrote:

Based on the nonsense I've read here, I foresee the following scenario ......
One sunny afternoon, Dopey Deelay will be mowing the lawn with his big 'ol side arm. Coincidentally, Huge Rod will mosey along with his typical loopy expression. A scared & edgy Deelay will perceive Huge Rod as a threat & panic. As Dopey anticipates an attack, by this clearly deranged individual, he will mimic Barney Fife. In attempting to load his single bullet, he'll drop his gun several times. Fumbling, frightened & unable to control his weapon, Dopey Deelay's side arm will discharge. The errant, single round will spiral between Huge Rod's legs, grazing his little rod & lodging in a neighbors back yard play set. Since Huge Rod is psychologically unstable, he is prevented from owning a machine gun, handgun, nail gun, caulk gun, potato gun or squirt gun. As a result, the only viable weapon will be Dopey's, running lawn mower. Grazed & dazed, Huge (now tiny) Rod will wrestle the running mower from a still thrashing Deelay. Frantic, Dopey will stumble to his feet & run; arms flailing & screaming in terror. In a frenzy, Huge Rod will begin chasing Dopey around his yard, with the lawn mower (insert Benny Hill music).
"Patriot" now happens upon this ridiculous chase scene & perceives a crime spree in progress. Loaded for bear, he will delve into his arsenal, which he tows behind in a little red wagon. Unable to distinguish the perp from the twerp, he will fire wildly with an AK-47, Uzi, B.A.R., Bullpup or whatever can be discharged quickly & mindlessly. As a proclaimed vigilante, Patriot will proceed to mow down every living creature within a couple of hundred yards (kill the Benny Hill music). Amid the carnage, Patriot will continue to fire maniacally, until his ammunition is exhausted (insert Rambo image). Unconsciously, Patriot has done us all a favor, by taking Dopey Deelay & Huge Rod out of the gene pool. Of course, by his metrics, peripheral kills are considered an acceptable loss. As Patriot likes to say .... "That's the cost of freedom!" Surprisingly, the mower is still running, even after several large caliber hits! Of course, CNN is now broadcasting this rampage "LIVE" & commenting on the durability of the lawn mower.
Howling wildly & out of ammo, Patriot throws his empty weapons to the side & grabs the (still running) mower. In a futile act of desperation, he charges at the police phalanx; grass clippings flying in every direction! Quickly, local law enforcement subdues Patriot with a single tazer hit. He immediately drops down, to the nicely mowed lawn and curls into a quivering fetal position. The mower sputters & rolls off harmlessly, having been short circuited by residual energy from the tazer. CNN cuts to the next disaster du jour.
Now somewhat lucid and in custody, Patriot sobs that he is simply an "educated, middle aged business owner with military training who likes to hunt"! He maintains that he was only assisting an overwhelmed police force. Contrary to the obvious, Patriot insists that he is NOT a backwoods, inbred redneck. Fortunately, no one buys his nonsense & he is locked up. Thankfully, his permanent incarceration will remove him from the pool as well. Although his new cellmate, Bubba, will insist on "intimate" relations, Patriot is unable to reproduce. It's a gender issue. Thus society is saved from all three idiots and any future offspring. Happiness truly is a warm gun (and lawn mower)!
So keep the slings & arrows coming. I'm really enjoying this! You gunslingers are a laugh riot!

Are you originally from Arkansas?

[Tommy joe]

Tom Doniphon, Hey, you need to stand up for a while, your brain is being pinched off and your lips are swollen, if you have a brain. You talk like a loony

[Dee Lay]

Tommy joe wrote:

Tom Doniphon, Hey, you need to stand up for a while, your brain is being pinched off and your lips are swollen, if you have a brain. You talk like a loony

He is just another left wing leberial that doesn't want any one too own a gun but the goverment

[Area Man]

You mis-spelled 'government.' Its supposed to be spelled 'gubment'