No nativity scene in Washington D.C. this Christmas

[Dee Lay]

The Supreme Court has ruled that there will be no nativity scene in Washington D.C. this year,It had nothing to do with religion,they couldn't find 3 Wise Men and a Virgin,however they didn't have any trouble filling the stable,they found plenty of Asses

[KitKat]

Speaking of nativity...Dear Congressman _________,
Barack Obama has still not proven conclusively that he was born in Hawaii. His biological father was a Kenyan-Brit. His mother was not a legal adult and did not meet the age&residency requirement in the new state of Hawaii to confer "natural-born" status on Barack Jr. There have also been credible reports the man some people refer to as president was actually born in Kenya.
Two Birth Certificates have been acquired by attorney Dr. Orly Taitz stating Obama was born in Kenya. At least two African newspapers and an Illinois journal at one time, when Obama was running for U.S. Senate reported he was "Kenyan-born". In fact his own Grandmother Obama once claimed she was present at his birth in Kenya.
As a boy from age five to ten years Obama lived in Indonesia as the son of Lolo Soetoro his mother's second husband. Mr. Soetoro allegedly adopted young Barack so he could enroll in school as an Indonesian citizen. Obama/Soetoro went to visit his grandparents, the Dunhams, in Hawaii at ten years old and remained there until adulthood.
You have probably heard how Obama has paid well-over a million dollars to lawyers to keep all his school, college and passport records sealed. Indeed the first day in office Obama made a Presidential Proclaimation his records are off-limits to the public. This should have been what's called a "red-flag".
And still nobody has seen the original Hawaiian Birth Certificate. A few suspect computer images of "Certifications of Live Birth" have been posted on the Internet. Hawaii has a notorious reputation for providing birth documents to foreigners even before statehood including to the first emperor of China. Obama's belated draft registration is reported to be counterfiet as well. Doctor Taitz claimed in court that Obama has used thirty different Social Security Numbers, that's right I said "thirty". Another red-flag.
The Democratic Party, chaired by Howard Dean, allowed Obama's name on the ballot without verifying his natural-born citizen status which is required by our Constitution. When Nancy Pelosi signed and sent the elector certifications to place Obama on the presidential ballot in 2009 she only nervously signed the one for Hawaii(coincidence?). None of the other forty-nine documents had an original signature and left out the part about the candidate being "costitutionally qualified".
Former ambassador and presidential candidate Alan Keyes has been at the forefront of the so-called "birther movement". He and all birthers are met with derision and ignored by the mainstream liberal media. What little exposure we birthers get is ridiculed as crazy, racist and stupid. We just want to know the truth. Singer Pat Boone, actor Chuck Norris, andf author Jerome Corsi have all publicly questioned Obama's legal status to be president.
I hereby accuse Barack H. Obama of being an illegal-alien and usurper ineligible to even run for President of the United States. Further, as a natural-born citizen and combat-veteran I do hereby demand Obama release the documents in question or resign immediately. If he does not comply with this demand I expect his impeachment and removal by congress. Thank you.

[Dee Lay]

Good luck with that one,I would like to agree with you how ever I do belive if there was anything to back this up the Clinton's would have dug it up long befor he was sworn in.

[Area Man]

Dear Congressman _________,

I hereby accuse Barack H. Obama of being a plant by the Emperor of Japan and was secretly relaying key battleship positions to Japan from his base in Hawaii, which helped Japan in their dastardly scheme to attack Pearl Harbor.