Do you know how to catch wild pigs?

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nObama

Kennett, MO

#1 Aug 25, 2008
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke.'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence.

They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat; you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America.

The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops, welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. while we continually lose our freedoms - just a little at a time.

One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free Lunch!

Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America; you might want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams shut!

In this 'very important' election year, listen closely to what the candidates are promising you - just maybe you will be able to tell who is about to slam the gate
on America.

'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.'- Thomas Jefferson
Guest

Dexter, MO

#3 Aug 25, 2008
Scanner listener wrote:
This is so true but the Lemmings so content with status quo. Some of them are still silly enough to want to vote for Obongo.
Oh, get over your stupid self. You don't even know what the candidates are offering. You just see color. That's another thing that's going to put us under, all the dumb bigots in this country.
Open your eyes and do some research.
obama is the man
Obama-Biden 2008
Maizy

Dexter, MO

#5 Aug 25, 2008
You still don't have your info right.
Obama did not have the American flag taken off his airplane. It's not in the same spot, but it is there.
Obama and wife are just as patriotic and anyone, even more than you. You just twist words around until it suits you.
See, that's what you get for listening to propaganda.
Obama is for change and he's going to be the answer to a lot of Americans dreams.
How can you stand another 4 years of McBush?

“TheBoneYard Administrator”

Since: Jan 08

Everywhere

#7 Aug 26, 2008
can someone tell me what the so called "Change" is. I'm a democrat and I'm not voting for someone that will come out and preach about something they dont have a plan for.

So I ask you, what is this so called "Change"

I dont like Mccain but at least he has more than just a view of what he wants to do.
jackie

Kennett, MO

#8 Aug 27, 2008
Maizy wrote:
You still don't have your info right.
Obama did not have the American flag taken off his airplane. It's not in the same spot, but it is there.
Obama and wife are just as patriotic and anyone, even more than you. You just twist words around until it suits you.
See, that's what you get for listening to propaganda.
Obama is for change and he's going to be the answer to a lot of Americans dreams.
How can you stand another 4 years of McBush?
are you ignorant I don't mean that i a bad way I am ignorant of alot of things but being ignorant just means that you haven't learned something, or are you just to naive to see what is going on around you???

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/airplane...

Go to this website and tell me that the flag is the same just in a different place????
jackie

Kennett, MO

#9 Aug 27, 2008
Is his logo the sun setting on america as we know it and rising on the land of Allah???
Scanner listener

Germany

#10 Aug 27, 2008
That further proves that Osama Obongo is not Patriotic like he tries to let on.
Maizy

Dexter, MO

#11 Aug 28, 2008
jackie wrote:
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are you ignorant I don't mean that i a bad way I am ignorant of alot of things but being ignorant just means that you haven't learned something, or are you just to naive to see what is going on around you???
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/airplane...
Go to this website and tell me that the flag is the same just in a different place????
I think you need to stop calling people ignorant when in a sense you are ignorant to the fact that Obama does have a flag on his campaign plane.
You gave the link, now go back and finish the whole article.
Don't come on here trying to tell me something different than what I already know as fact. You haven't even researched anything about Barack Obama or McCain. You need to get your head out of your A__ and do some reading.
Maizy

Dexter, MO

#12 Aug 28, 2008
Scanner listener wrote:
That further proves that Osama Obongo is not Patriotic like he tries to let on.
I think you are an old man who has nothing better to do than harass, and listen to gossip on your scanner.
You have no clue as to what you're talking about. You get on here and spout crap that makes no sense.
I wish I knew who you are.
If there is anyway for me to find out, I will, you lame brained old bastard.
Scanner listener

Germany

#13 Aug 28, 2008
Maizy wrote:
<quoted text> If there is anyway for me to find out, I will, you lame brained old bastard.
You're the one who tries to make me out to be the bad guy, and now you're the one who is threatening me. You don't see me threatening anyone. Sounds like you need to take a break from your computer. It's making you violent and crazy.
Maizy

Dexter, MO

#14 Aug 29, 2008
Scanner listener wrote:
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You're the one who tries to make me out to be the bad guy, and now you're the one who is threatening me. You don't see me threatening anyone. Sounds like you need to take a break from your computer. It's making you violent and crazy.
You come on this board and state the same old sh_t. I'm tired of looking at your name. You're ignorant about politics and the only reason you spout off is because you are prejudice against blacks. You said that yourself.
jackie

Kennett, MO

#15 Aug 29, 2008
Maizy wrote:
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I think you need to stop calling people ignorant when in a sense you are ignorant to the fact that Obama does have a flag on his campaign plane.
You gave the link, now go back and finish the whole article.
Don't come on here trying to tell me something different than what I already know as fact. You haven't even researched anything about Barack Obama or McCain. You need to get your head out of your A__ and do some reading.
Oh yesssss I seeeeee that tiny little United States of America flag next to his N number.

I could hardly tell the difference between the old tail and and the new tail except for the fact that the American flag has been taken off and replaced with the setting sun and rising cresent moon and star of islam
ohyaaa

United States

#17 Aug 29, 2008
your on evey topic, don't you ever sleep s l ?

“TheBoneYard Administrator”

Since: Jan 08

Everywhere

#18 Aug 30, 2008
Just as I thought, I asked if anyone knows what the "CHANGE" is that he promises and noone replied to the question.
Why Wont Bill Run Again? I'd vote for him anyday.
Maizy

Dexter, MO

#19 Aug 30, 2008
jackie wrote:
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Oh yesssss I seeeeee that tiny little United States of America flag next to his N number.
I could hardly tell the difference between the old tail and and the new tail except for the fact that the American flag has been taken off and replaced with the setting sun and rising cresent moon and star of islam
Why don't you look for the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnyyyyyyyy Liiiiiiiiittttle flag on Mccains plane, dumbA__. Where is it at??????? Show me a picture
Maizy

Dexter, MO

#20 Aug 30, 2008
Scanner listener wrote:
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Maybe I enjoy pissing you off over your pet chimp Obongo. This is America. I have as much right to be on here as you do.
I guarantee you would not talk your thrash to a person face to face. You are a coward and a bigot.
Why don't you call a town meeting and tell everyone what you think of blacks? You wouldn't do it, because you know someone would get you. They may anyway
well well well

Kennett, MO

#21 Aug 30, 2008
if some of maizys family by any chance is reading this could you please go get her and have her admitted into a mental hospital until the election is over...shes starting to scare me LMAO
Maizy

Dexter, MO

#22 Aug 30, 2008
I'm already there. How else could I stand to be talking to you people?
Oh, time for my meds. Gotta go.
jackie

Kennett, MO

#23 Aug 30, 2008
Maizy wrote:
I'm already there. How else could I stand to be talking to you people?
Oh, time for my meds. Gotta go.
Go take the meds that I am sure you got for free from your buddies on the democrat side of the line.
Man those social programs sure are great Go nObama. They are working so well in Iran, and China and Cuba.... Oh wait, maybe they aren't
Maizy

Dexter, MO

#24 Sep 1, 2008
jackie wrote:
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Go take the meds that I am sure you got for free from your buddies on the democrat side of the line.
Man those social programs sure are great Go nObama. They are working so well in Iran, and China and Cuba.... Oh wait, maybe they aren't
Well Jackie OOOOOOO
I don't take meds from my buddies, do you?
OBAMA 08

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