Things to do to a mean husband.
White Trash

United States

#128 Oct 18, 2011
granny wrote:
well just maybe deareo...he would have to use a magnifying glass to find it like you do...lolo...lol...lol...do you have any education??? you do not talk to your elders like you just did...would you talk to your moma like that...a big N O
Walking a little funny today you old bag?***laffs***
blackwidow

United States

#129 Oct 18, 2011
Husbands are like slinky toys,not much but can still put a smile on your face on their way down the stairs
White Trash

Denver, CO

#130 Oct 18, 2011
blackwidow wrote:
Husbands are like slinky toys,not much but can still put a smile on your face on their way down the stairs
I hope he pokes you in your pooper dry!
geteven

United States

#131 Dec 19, 2011
Buy him Christmas presents that you know he snuck and bought for himself without saying a word. Mine bought his own things so he can use them with his girlfriend. He is a liar and cheater too. The look on his face when he opened them was awesome. Now what is he going to do with two sets of everything!!!
guest

Erie, CO

#132 Dec 19, 2011
geteven wrote:
Buy him Christmas presents that you know he snuck and bought for himself without saying a word. Mine bought his own things so he can use them with his girlfriend. He is a liar and cheater too. The look on his face when he opened them was awesome. Now what is he going to do with two sets of everything!!!
instead of wasting money on him, i would have just got the things he bought and wrapped them...and for the finalli...i would have put the g/f name on at least one of them.you should call the g/f and tell her she can have your used toy.cause your done with him...and you know you will get something better for christmas.and for the g/f why dont you send her a letter from the health dept. saying she needs to come in and get checked for std's.
Elle

Greenbrier, AR

#133 Dec 19, 2011
blackwidow wrote:
Husbands are like slinky toys,not much but can still put a smile on your face on their way down the stairs
I must admit that just the thought of my slinky going downstairs puts a smile on my face!
White Trash

Denver, CO

#134 Dec 20, 2011
I like to get stinky on my dinky.
guest

Erie, CO

#135 Dec 20, 2011
send hhim a letter from the health dept. saying he needs to come in and be checked for std's.lmao now that would make his christmas merry.
Happy BAILS Employee

Saint Louis, MO

#136 Dec 20, 2011
Here to help wrote:
I heard an old Voodoo spell that consisted of adding some of your monthly into his Chili (or whatever food it mixes well with) and he will go insane crazy about you. And if your gonna stay with the idot, he might as well like ya. I say the gross factor is a nice revenge though!!
Oh...now I think I've heard it all. That's just insane! Funny...but completely insane.
Lol

Chicago, IL

#137 Dec 20, 2011
This is too funny.
EARL

Dexter, MO

#138 Dec 20, 2011
TREAT ALL EVENTS IN LIFE AS YOUR DOG WOULD
IF YOU CAN'T EAT IT OR SCREW IT
PISS ON IT AND WALK AWAY

Since: Dec 11

Portageville, MO

#139 Dec 22, 2011
when he goes to sleep whip his ass with a frozen chicken. next time he starts to get mean just look at him and say "Frozen chicken"
Why me

Dallas, TX

#140 Jan 9, 2012
I never would imagine myself after ten years of marriage writing anything bad about my marriage! I am just tired after soooo many nights partying and all the verbal abuse just when I'm doing everything right especially the sex part I find another woman's lip gloss in his truck after he stayed out until 8 am and he said he is tired of me blaming him got his things and left what should I do I'm stupid if I take him back again!
TheGoodOne

Kennett, MO

#141 Jan 13, 2012
Send him to buy vagasil, tampons and don't forget to have him get the douche
Ladybird

Manchester, UK

#142 May 28, 2012
If he has his own room where you don't go, such as an office or a den or even a garden shed, hide a few tiny prawns around the place, under the carpet or such places. After a couple of days the stench will knock him out and he'll never find out how to get rid of it
realistic

Campbell, MO

#143 May 28, 2012
Try not being such delusional and pathetic bitches who can't trust because of your own deception. Love your man the way you want him to love you. Otherwise whine to everyone else to no avail instead of making it right between you. Do what you have always done and you will have what you have always had.
Ladybird

Manchester, UK

#144 May 28, 2012
@realistic EXACTLY, she will have what she's always had, a mean husband, stupid c*nt :P
Funny

United States

#145 Jul 14, 2012
Once my husband and i took a long trip(about 4hours). He had to pee so bad and i kept driving until he almost urinated on himself. He never made it to the bathroom toilet. Pissed all over the gas station floor. Best laugh ive had.
very new

Southaven, MS

#146 Jul 19, 2012
my husband is very controlling he wants everything to go his way we have two cars he will leave with both sets of keys in his pocket but want me at home when he gets off work.

“Seriously guys...”

Since: May 12

Regina

#147 Jul 19, 2012
dixie girl wrote:
I need some suggestions on what to do to a husband who can be a real jackass some times. Not interested in leaving him, just a few creative ways to get him back.
Make him a nice grilled cheese sandwich or a cheeseburger and "forget" to unwrap the cheese.

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