Things to do to a mean husband.

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dixie girl

Senath, MO

#1 Sep 3, 2008
I need some suggestions on what to do to a husband who can be a real jackass some times. Not interested in leaving him, just a few creative ways to get him back.
wifey

United States

#2 Sep 3, 2008
knock him in the head with a cast iron skillet...lol

throw away all of his hunting fishing gear.

leave his butt somewhere you have gone together
Jeff

Ava, MO

#3 Sep 3, 2008
take his tooth brush and clean your toliet. A friend said she did it, make her feel good. Don't know if he ever knew.
wow

Saint Louis, MO

#4 Sep 3, 2008
Jeff wrote:
take his tooth brush and clean your toliet. A friend said she did it, make her feel good. Don't know if he ever knew.
Dont do that you will eventually have to kiss that potty mouth.
ann

United States

#5 Sep 3, 2008
A friend of mine said after her husband would go to sleep she would sling her arm (very hard) and hit him. Of course, she apoligized saying she did it in her sleep. Too funny!
klm

Saint Louis, MO

#6 Sep 3, 2008
that is just stupid, and way to dumb. Just be mean to him like he is you, he'll get the idea.
Hillbilly

Renton, WA

#7 Sep 3, 2008
I love the idea of throwing away hunting and fishing stuff... talk about about getting a man where it hurts
Guest

Portageville, MO

#8 Sep 3, 2008
Make him some special brownies and lace them with plenty of ex-lax. He will be miserable for a while and won't know why..... "Here honey, I made these just for you"
mrm

Poplar Bluff, MO

#9 Sep 3, 2008
Jeff wrote:
take his tooth brush and clean your toliet. A friend said she did it, make her feel good. Don't know if he ever knew.
I did this one, omg did it feel good the next AM when he was in brushin his teeth. I couldn't stop smilen the rest of the day.
hummm

Fairmont, WV

#10 Sep 3, 2008
You want an honest answer from a wife that has to do this ALL the time? Be calm, go to another room and don't fight with him. It's no fun for him if you don't fight back. In my opinion its the only way to handle it.
Linda

United States

#11 Sep 3, 2008
What I did one time was to take the poles out of his tent and the tank off his cooker, so when he went hunting, they could not get the tent up nor could they cook. I laughed the whole time they were gone.
hmmm

Saint Louis, MO

#12 Sep 3, 2008
cross your legs he'll come around hahahaha

Since: Sep 08

Memphis, TN

#13 Sep 3, 2008
put neet in his shampoo just a little goes a long way
idea

Fairmont, WV

#14 Sep 3, 2008
I heard of a wife wrapping her sleeping husband up in the bed sheets (tying him in) then hitting him with a gallon milk jug filled with water. They said it sure hurt like heck but didn't leave any bruises. I believe this woman did this to get back at her man for beating up on her. He didn't beat on her anymore because he knew he'd get another whooping.
big daddy

Fairmont, WV

#15 Sep 4, 2008
oh he just wants some make up sex. fight with him and screw his brains out.
Petey

Saint Louis, MO

#16 Sep 4, 2008
You might try giving up some booty. Maybe some pancakes in the morning.
guest of guest

Saint Louis, MO

#17 Sep 4, 2008
good luck
dancemom1

United States

#18 Sep 4, 2008
hummm wrote:
You want an honest answer from a wife that has to do this ALL the time? Be calm, go to another room and don't fight with him. It's no fun for him if you don't fight back. In my opinion its the only way to handle it.
But that's no fun.
Women need to get something out of it don't ya think. True story, still laugh about it...
I had a bad dream one night that someone was chasing me, and I sat up in the bed and started hitting my husband just beating the crap out of him. He woke up yelling what are you doing to me and told him I was dreaming someone was trying to get me and I fought back. Talk about seeing a change, and he hadn't even been mean or anything.
Guess he knew not to.
Suggestion

Kennett, MO

#19 Sep 4, 2008
My wouldn't help with laundry, he said that was the womans job. I said times have changed and your a grown A** man. I waited a week still no help so I figured since he didn't want to help why should I do his laundry. I did mine and the kids but purposely left his clothes out, when he had to wear dirty clothes to work he decided he should help. Never under estimate the power of a woman!
myself

New Harmony, IN

#20 Sep 4, 2008
Chew some gum all day, and that night when he goes to sleep spread it right on the hairiest part of his nuggets (set and forget) he will have a wonderful morning!

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