Cannibals In Maine!?!?

Cranston, RI

#1 Aug 21, 2012
Maine Campers Brutally Murder and Eat Alleged Canadian Illegal

An angry mob of xenophobic campers were arrested at Lake Torsey in Gay, Maine (formerly Kennebec) after being found eating various body parts of a fellow camper. The drunken mob mistook their camping neighbor for an illegal Canadian border-jumper and have been charged with murder and cannibalism. Ironically, the victim was a Maine native who was summering at the lake with his family while the members of murderous mob were vacationing from Rhode Island for the weekend. See the full story here:

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