What's The Funniest Southern Saying You Use?

[daisy duke]

Think i will go find me a bean for supper.

[daisy duke]

If you can't beat'em... Join'em My Father always said "Keep your friends at your hips, Your enemies at arms length"

[Russell]

my sister got tickled at this site & gave me these

i'm goin snatch you bald headed

you going wake up in next week

i'm going slap you naked

[In Memory]

My grandfather would always say at the end of every drink and it was the last of it for that day, here i hold between my finger and thumb if i leave any yall can have some.

[daisy duke]

Russell wrote:

my sister got tickled at this site & gave me these
i'm goin snatch you bald headed
you going wake up in next week
i'm going slap you naked

I have heard those. I heard a friend say " I am so mad at you, I could pinch off your head, and tell God you died! Glad she was saying that to somebody else..:)

[daisy duke]

In Memory wrote:

My grandfather would always say at the end of every drink and it was the last of it for that day, here i hold between my finger and thumb if i leave any yall can have some.

I haven't heard this before. Good one! Thanks, for sharing.:)

[this is cute]

how bout "Wut in the Sam Hell wus that?"

[this is cute]

Or..."Stop ur lolly gaggin"

[McBain - Ed McBain]

You don't know sh-t from shinola [shoe polish]

[Lepanto]

pull off your head and shit down your throat,

[Lepanto]

spit on your worm and you'll catch one

[Lepanto]

quit playing with that thing boy, fur you go blind