Aliens Will Attack Earth In March 2013!
--Lenny--

Morehead, KY

#25 Jan 29, 2013
Virgle wrote:
ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN MARCH 2013!
By Frank Lake on January 17, 2013
Three giant alien spaceships are again heading for Earth! Scientists predict the new ships will arrive in March 2013.
UFO encounters continue to increase – as documented on WWN. And today scientists at SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence), an independent non-commercial organization, made a major announcement:
“Three giant spaceships are heading toward Earth. The largest one of them is 200 miles wide. Two others are slightly smaller. At present, the objects are just moving past Jupiter. Judging by their speed, they should be on Earth by the fall of 2012,” said John Malley, the lead extraterrestrial expert at SETI.
Three similar giant ships landed in China and the Indonesia Sea in November, 2011. They were identified as alien spaceships from Planet Gootan. Three more giant Gootan ships are headed her for March, 2013.
Read two of WWN’s many stories about the three Gootan ships landing in 2011:
THE STORY ABOUT THE LANDING OF THE THREE SHIPS IN NOVEMBER 2011
THE GOOTANS ARE HERE
The new Gootan spaceships have been detected by HAARP search system. The system, based in Alaska, was designed to study the phenomenon of northern lights. According to SETI researchers, the objects are extraterrestrial spaceships. They will be visible in optical telescopes as soon as they reach Mars’s orbit – sometime in November of 2012. The US government has been reportedly informed about the event.
CLICK HERE FOR MORE ABOUT THE UPCOMING ALIEN ATTACK
http://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/26535/alien...
Obama will give them citizenship and benefits and ACORN will take care of their voter registation.
Dazed And Confused

Pineville, KY

#26 Jan 29, 2013
___Jenny___ wrote:
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They did come. I told you I had a plan. I, Jen Fett, am now on their payroll.
.....>puts on her Boba Fett helmet, picks up her blaster, and heads out the door to hunt down the whiny little troll that dissed her on another thread<.....
damn girl, i bet you got that phat poonanny
Bishnu limboo

Ashburn, VA

#27 Feb 5, 2013
i miss u 2......
Baku

Absecon, NJ

#28 Feb 10, 2013
they will get a visa and live happily ever after
mustsee

Lexington, KY

#29 Feb 20, 2013

Since: Sep 08

Neon City Oh.

#30 Feb 20, 2013
___Jenny___ wrote:
I already have a plan. When they get here I'm putting on a Boba Fett costume and blend in. Then, as an intergalactic bounty hunter, I'll hunt down fruitloops for them.
They have been invading earth, from the planet Auron since 1880.
It is from a short story I wrote a decade ago, and never did finish.
I stole the planet Auron from Terry Nation.
the h r a hybrid

Orange, VA

#31 Feb 20, 2013
We've been here a lot longer than 1880. We were here before homo sapien sapiens. We blended animals and humans together. The energy is nucleur fission and it allows our bodies to switch from human to animal.
We're BACKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
or
WE NEVER LEFT!!!!!!!!!
THE HUMAN REPTILIAN ANIMAL HYBRID
fosho

Houston, TX

#32 Feb 20, 2013
mustsee wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =2tFYcOAw-xoXX
fo sho i like ur video man.
there are some predictions from nosdradramus and the bible that came true. some freaky out of the way stuff.
way before the days of the wright bros, it was predicted that man would fly. the wtc fall of the towers was predicted.
ole alex jones prisonplanet.com or abovetopsecret.com may not be as crazy as the accusing liberals says he is.
i mean you can get right on youtube and type in, new world order presidents, and get a whole bunch of them for the last 30 yrs.

both parties have secretly been messing around with america and the haarp machines, to control the weather etc.
and now somemuslim sucker is going to get ahold of the nukes to make 2 peter chapter 3 come true. i guess its all coming down pretty soon, according to these signs and codes people keep talking about.

Since: Sep 09

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#33 Feb 21, 2013
I've been trying to hitchhike. I even bought a new towel and copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. But no luck so far.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#34 Feb 21, 2013
Maybe i can hire some people and do a complete wash and wax then change the oil and check the tires, and if i charge them $50 dollars an hour and then pay my workers $7.50 a hour i would probally need about 300 people to hire, shit i don't know how many people it would take to wash a ship that is 200 miles wide or how many hours it would take? can anyone help with the figures we only have to March so please help me figure out everything please.
town drunk

Dallas, TX

#35 Feb 21, 2013
___Jenny___ wrote:
I've been trying to hitchhike. I even bought a new towel and copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. But no luck so far.
u rong girl.
towel are for the head of the man only. woman wear berka.
sharia law is coming. women going way back down in society.
obama wills it. he s only pretending to respect women.
his own people the muzzies will rule the whole world.

Since: Sep 09

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#36 Feb 21, 2013
town drunk wrote:
<quoted text>u rong girl.
towel are for the head of the man only. woman wear berka.
sharia law is coming. women going way back down in society.
obama wills it. he s only pretending to respect women.
his own people the muzzies will rule the whole world.
Why doesn't it surprise me you don't read? But I guess most like you don't. What I said is from a book. Now go back to the political threads and troll to your heart's content.
annab

London, KY

#37 Feb 21, 2013
Dont listen to the poetry.
VOGON CAPTAIN

Houston, AR

#38 Feb 21, 2013
People of Earth your attention please. This is Prostectic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planet Council. As you no doubt will be aware, the plans for the development of the outlying regions of the western spiral arm of the galaxy require the building of a hyperspace express route through your star system and, regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you very much.

There's no point in acting all surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years so you've had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaints and its far too late to start making a fuss about it now.

What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh for heaven sake, mankind, it's only four light years away you know! I'm sorry but if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs that's your own regard.

Energise the demolition beams! God I don't know…apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all.
Damnant quod non Intellig

London, KY

#39 Feb 22, 2013
VOGON CAPTAIN wrote:
People of Earth your attention please. This is Prostectic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planet Council. As you no doubt will be aware, the plans for the development of the outlying regions of the western spiral arm of the galaxy require the building of a hyperspace express route through your star system and, regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you very much.
There's no point in acting all surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years so you've had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaints and its far too late to start making a fuss about it now.
What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh for heaven sake, mankind, it's only four light years away you know! I'm sorry but if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs that's your own regard.
Energise the demolition beams! God I don't know…apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all.
Question. My current girlfriend has never seen the movie and doesn't seem too keen to watch. How can I brainwash her in an attempt to view this masterpiece?

Since: Sep 08

Neon City Oh.

#40 Feb 22, 2013
Damnant quod non Intellig wrote:
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Question. My current girlfriend has never seen the movie and doesn't seem too keen to watch. How can I brainwash her in an attempt to view this masterpiece?
If you can find it anywhere watch the Brit TV series. It is better than the movie. Only my opinion.

Since: Sep 09

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#41 Feb 22, 2013
WDRussell wrote:
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If you can find it anywhere watch the Brit TV series. It is better than the movie. Only my opinion.
Hi, WDRussell!

The TV series is awesome. I've seen some of it but not the entire series. It was posted on YouTube so I guess it's still up unless it's been zapped due to copyright violations. I love the TV series better than the movie, although both are worth watching. If you haven't read the book it's hilarious.

Since: Sep 09

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#42 Feb 22, 2013
town drunk wrote:
<quoted text>u rong girl.
towel are for the head of the man only. woman wear berka.
sharia law is coming. women going way back down in society.
obama wills it. he s only pretending to respect women.
his own people the muzzies will rule the whole world.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.

"A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Krakafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you—daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough."

"More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: nonhitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have “lost.” What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with."

"Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in “Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.”(Sass: know of, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy)."

Now ..... I hope we have cleared that up.
seriousl

Stanford, KY

#43 Feb 22, 2013
Iran will attack.

Since: Sep 08

Neon City Oh.

#44 Feb 22, 2013
___Jenny___ wrote:
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Hi, WDRussell!
The TV series is awesome. I've seen some of it but not the entire series. It was posted on YouTube so I guess it's still up unless it's been zapped due to copyright violations. I love the TV series better than the movie, although both are worth watching. If you haven't read the book it's hilarious.
'Don't Panic', I have the paperback.

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