Jack Littles for Mayor

[86th ave drunks]

My name is Jack Littles I am part of A SMALL group of Justice residents who do nothing but complain and ask stuipid questions at board meetings. I am hateful and spiteful and most of all vindictive , when I am not on 86th ave getting drunk I spend my time at Chucks Tavern. I am a ball headed 91/2 fingered half greek with nothing better to do than complain. My goal is to bring everybodys property value down, make it so no bussinesses want to move in and make all our residents as miserable as I am. I feel that with the lies the SMALL group fabricate we can make this a reality So please come out and vote for me . JACK LITTLES FOR MAYOR (This was paid for and endorsed by the 86th Ave drunks)

[Slum Lord]

86th ave drunks wrote:

My name is Jack Littles I am part of A SMALL group of Justice residents who do nothing but complain and ask stuipid questions at board meetings. I am hateful and spiteful and most of all vindictive , when I am not on 86th ave getting drunk I spend my time at Chucks Tavern. I am a ball headed 91/2 fingered half greek with nothing better to do than complain. My goal is to bring everybodys property value down, make it so no bussinesses want to move in and make all our residents as miserable as I am. I feel that with the lies the SMALL group fabricate we can make this a reality So please come out and vote for me . JACK LITTLES FOR MAYOR (This was paid for and endorsed by the 86th Ave drunks)

You can count on my support.

[86th Ave-Commonsense]

Now lets vote for Roy Danny Boy Mcgee who made three babies and could not support them. Therefore he sent his wife to work full-time and to run for trustee. Because Roy has had no success in his wood-working business and can only get jobs supplied by his wife such as the lovely work he did at our village hall. He left edges exposed with nails for everyone to see and still got paid b/c his wife was trustee. Then he ran for park district commissioner unopposed , which gave him more power but still no money. Therefore he spends his entire day either on topix or licking Jerry Carter/ Kinga Bartoszek rear-ends. Roy, it is time to be a man/father and get a real job and stop wasting our time with your ignorant comments.

[RDBM]

86th Ave-Commonsense wrote:

Now lets vote for Roy Danny Boy Mcgee who made three babies and could not support them. Therefore he sent his wife to work full-time and to run for trustee. Because Roy has had no success in his wood-working business and can only get jobs supplied by his wife such as the lovely work he did at our village hall. He left edges exposed with nails for everyone to see and still got paid b/c his wife was trustee. Then he ran for park district commissioner unopposed , which gave him more power but still no money. Therefore he spends his entire day either on topix or licking Jerry Carter/ Kinga Bartoszek rear-ends. Roy, it is time to be a man/father and get a real job and stop wasting our time with your ignorant comments.

Thanks for the endorsment.

[Clueless Dan]

Don't pick on me

[SamoSamo]

I've seen this Mcgee person. Isn't he the one that's married to Mary the trustee, I've heard that he hasn't worked in years, it's that true?
Personally, I think he needs a haircut b/4 he applies for a real job. But then again I would like my wife supporting me, but in my culture, real men WORK.

[sharp dressed man]

SamoSamo wrote:

I've seen this Mcgee person. Isn't he the one that's married to Mary the trustee, I've heard that he hasn't worked in years, it's that true?
Personally, I think he needs a haircut b/4 he applies for a real job. But then again I would like my wife supporting me, but in my culture, real men WORK.

OK, I like the advice about the hair cut, what can you tell me about clothes i should wear and what I should say on my job interview. After all I'm new at this whole job thing.