Ruby's Gypsy Wagon Massage Parlor & Tarot Readings

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Guess Whos Coming To JC

Junction City, KS

#1 Apr 2, 2012
Junction City Location
(Opening April 2nd)
1018 N. Washington

"Ruby is a 4th genertation gypsy fortune teller and has over 30 years of experience in divination, insight, and advising.

Born on October 31st, and daughter of an American Indian gypsy fortune teller, Ruby offers many different services and divination tools.

Old World wisdom and advises that you get in the Gypsy Wagon are useful for anyone!

Find out about love, friendships, financial matters, happiness, past, present, and future! Phone and email readings available as well!"


From the Witches Cabinet:

"Most herbs are around $1 for enough to do plenty of spellwork. All of the herbs sold here were Consecrated and Charged during the Blue Moon on December 31, 2009. Next Blue Moon will not be until August 21st 2012."

Sensual Massage, Tarot Card Readings, Ouija Board Messages, Seance, Herbs, Potions, Lotions and Spells.

Check it out!

http://www.relaxingmassagesbyruby.com/ #!
wtf

Junction City, KS

#2 Apr 2, 2012
You gotta be kidding. Don't you need a license in Kansas to do all that witchcraft stuff and sell it to the public? Suckering people in with enchanted herbs and potions? Tarot readings and sensual massage? Something don't sound right here. Like PT Barnum said, "There's a sucker born every minute."
dreamer

Junction City, KS

#3 Apr 2, 2012
Welcome Ruby - I wish you well in JC
asking for trouble

Junction City, KS

#4 Apr 2, 2012
wtf wrote:
You gotta be kidding. Tarot readings and sensual massage?
If it gets too "sensual", some undercover cop will get sent in and the shop will meet the smae fate as the one they busted on Grant Ave recently. Not that we need another taxpaying business shuttered.
licensing

Junction City, KS

#5 Apr 2, 2012
wtf wrote:
You gotta be kidding. Don't you need a license in Kansas to do all that witchcraft stuff and sell it to the public? Suckering people in with enchanted herbs and potions? Tarot readings and sensual massage? Something don't sound right here. Like PT Barnum said, "There's a sucker born every minute."
I don't think a special license is needed, afterall the Christian book store doesn't need one, so why would they.
FTW

Junction City, KS

#6 Apr 2, 2012
wtf wrote:
You gotta be kidding. Don't you need a license in Kansas to do all that witchcraft stuff and sell it to the public? Suckering people in with enchanted herbs and potions? Tarot readings and sensual massage? Something don't sound right here. Like PT Barnum said, "There's a sucker born every minute."
You best watch your mouth or she might just put a spell on you and turn you into a worm or something! Now that would be advertising at it's best.
sticky mess

Junction City, KS

#7 Apr 2, 2012
She sees a "happy ending" in your future.
Herb Sales

United States

#8 Apr 2, 2012
Herb sales, whether consecrated by a witch under a blue moon or not, are regulated in a commercial business. Making claims as to their effectivness is regulated by the FDA. Health inspectors are required to inspect any "business" selling consumables. I guess it works the same with witches potions. LOL!
Ruby

United States

#9 May 11, 2012
Really??? Sweet 6 lb 4 oz baby JEEBUS!!! I guess there are some people just not satisfied unless they have something to bitch about...

1) I DON'T GIVE "EROTIC" MASSAGE... All massage is sensual. Human touch in itself is sensual. "Sensual" is in description so it is found, chances are you were searching the net for "Sensual" massage when you found me.

2) I am not a witch, I am a pegan. Don't eat the herbs, they are not sold to eat or SMOKE, and NO, you can't smoke the bath salts either!(Have to mention that, because yep... someone actually asked if they could smoke the bath salts.

3) If you like hand crafted smell good bath & body products, Candles, MASSAGE, Tarot cards, or tiny monkeys (YEP, I got a little monkey at the shop) come and see me... If you dont like these things, then don't come see me! That simple... Live and let live- my motto.

4) One last thing... If you find it necessary to gossip or spread crap about others, I s'pose I don't mind that it's going to be me. I guess it helps you to leave other people alone.

Y'all have a good weekend!

Ruby
The Gypsy Wagon
1018 N. Washington
Junction City, KS
dreamer

Junction City, KS

#10 May 11, 2012
what are your hours on Saturday

“Massage, Bath & Body, & Tarot ”

Since: Aug 11

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#11 May 11, 2012
I am open sat 11-4.
Mon 11-5:30
tues 11-5:30
wed 11-3
Thurs CLOSED
Fri 11-5:30
Sat 11-4
Sun CLOSED
correction

Junction City, KS

#12 May 12, 2012
Ruby wrote:
2) I am not a witch, I am a pegan.
I would at least learn to spell the religion I profess to, especially a 5-letter word like "pagan". It would add to your credibility.
Ruby

United States

#13 May 12, 2012
LOL... see what I mean!
dreamer

Andover, KS

#14 May 12, 2012
I stopped in today, you have a nice place.
Ruby Dropped 45 Pounds

Junction City, KS

#15 May 12, 2012
Ruby wrote:
2) I am not a witch, I am a pegan.
From your own website...

"From the Witches Cabinet:"

"Most herbs are around $1 for enough to do plenty of spellwork. All of the herbs sold here were Consecrated and Charged during the Blue Moon on December 31, 2009. Next Blue Moon will not be until August 21st 2012."

Sounds like you is a witch to me, my widdle "pegan".
Bone Rattler

Junction City, KS

#16 May 12, 2012
just fyi

Junction City, KS

#17 May 12, 2012
You do not have to be a Wiccan or a Witch to be Pagan, but you do have to be Pagan to be a Witch or a Wiccan.
Ruby

Abilene, KS

#18 May 13, 2012
@ Dreamer- really? WOW, thanks! I am glad you came in. You should have introduced yourself as Dreamr from here! Do I look like a "Witch" to you?

@ Ruby Dropped 45 pounds... Really? Christians have "rituals" all the time... They light candles on an altar, annoint candles, use incense, and pray to a god that they can't see... Does that make them "witches"? A "SPELL" is nothing more than a wish or prayer with a ritual along with it. Pagans are not always witches or wiccans, as ust fyi stated. Pagan is a word that used to mean country folk... Pagan used to mean folks who farmed, practced herbal medicine, and basically lived off the land. Some people tday would call them "homesteaders". By the way, would you consider the Native American Indians to be "witches"? I don't, but I would consider them Pagan...
Ruby

Abilene, KS

#19 May 13, 2012
OH MY!!! My keyboard missed some of the letters I typed causing typos... What kind of hell is that going to raise here I wonder...

Oh, I forgot to mention... Witches, Wiccans, Kitchen Wiches, Pagans, and these types of people often refer to their supply of ritual herbs as a "witches cabinet".

Sorry again if I mispelled something or offended anyone, if only with my exsistance, it is never my intent.

For everyine here who finds interest in any of these things, come see me if you ever have the time and inclination. All others, have a great weekend and life. Happy Mother's Day to all of you Mothers out there Pagan, Wicca, Witches, Christians... all of you! Goodnight!
Ruby Dropped 45 Pounds

Junction City, KS

#20 May 13, 2012
I would never blame my mistakes, errors or lack of intellect on my keyboard. I would take responsibility for my own errors.

But then again, I'm not a "pegan".

Good morning "everyine".

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