want to hear my fish sing
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#1 Sep 7, 2010
Can't, it's out of tune and I can't TUNA FISH,LOL Anybody else got a funny to tell?:)We all need a little laugh now and then. Have a good day!
#2 Oct 7, 2010
Ok,this redneck goes to a pizza hut and orders a pepperoni pizza and the guy asked th redneck if he wanted it cut in 8 or 10 pieces? The redneck thought for awhile and said you better cut it in 8 because I don't think I could eat 10 pieces,lol,lol,lol
#3 Oct 7, 2010
A guy found a genie bottle and was cleaning it up and a genie came out and granted him 3 wishes.He didn't believe the genie but said what the heck and asked for a brand new rolls royce and POOF,there it was in the drive way.He got in the rolls and said he wanted the back seat and trunk full of hundred dollar bill and POOF,there it was.Well he decided to save his last wish so he could put alot of thought to it.He decided to take a ride in his new rolls so he turned the radio on and was singing to the song and sang (Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weener) POOF!!!!!!!!!! LOL
#4 Oct 7, 2010
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat
was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
#5 Oct 8, 2010
That is pretty funny,lol
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