want to hear my fish sing

want to hear my fish sing

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goodlaugh

Flemingsburg, KY

#1 Sep 7, 2010
Can't, it's out of tune and I can't TUNA FISH,LOL Anybody else got a funny to tell?:)We all need a little laugh now and then. Have a good day!
thisisfunny

Lexington, KY

#2 Oct 7, 2010
Ok,this redneck goes to a pizza hut and orders a pepperoni pizza and the guy asked th redneck if he wanted it cut in 8 or 10 pieces? The redneck thought for awhile and said you better cut it in 8 because I don't think I could eat 10 pieces,lol,lol,lol
lawnmowerguy

Lexington, KY

#3 Oct 7, 2010
goodlaugh wrote:
Can't, it's out of tune and I can't TUNA FISH,LOL Anybody else got a funny to tell?:)We all need a little laugh now and then. Have a good day!
A guy found a genie bottle and was cleaning it up and a genie came out and granted him 3 wishes.He didn't believe the genie but said what the heck and asked for a brand new rolls royce and POOF,there it was in the drive way.He got in the rolls and said he wanted the back seat and trunk full of hundred dollar bill and POOF,there it was.Well he decided to save his last wish so he could put alot of thought to it.He decided to take a ride in his new rolls so he turned the radio on and was singing to the song and sang (Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weener) POOF!!!!!!!!!! LOL
hey

Beckley, WV

#4 Oct 7, 2010
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat
was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
nywoman

Hahira, GA

#5 Oct 8, 2010
hey wrote:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat
was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".That is funny,lol
That is pretty funny,lol

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