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abner

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Aug 29, 2012
 
If you want to get over your fear of the dark, as soon as you turn off the lights, start to pleasure yourself. No monster wants to see that, then peak under the bed and gently whisper "this one is for you, Mr. Monster".
slimey goo

Paige, TX

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Sep 1, 2012
 
Sometimes at night I like to ge naked, cover myself with vaseline, lay on the porch and pretend I'm a slug.
abner

Gainesville, TX

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Sep 12, 2012
 
Let me see if i understand this... my dog eats his own puke, licks his own butt and eats crap out of the catbox and is great. But if i give him a peice of candy, it can kill him.
aner

Gainesville, TX

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Oct 6, 2012
 
Rubbing one out while looking in the mirror isn't wrong. Unless its the rearview mirror, and you're driving a school bus.
just me

Celina, TX

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Oct 30, 2012
 
I can't think of anything worse after a long nite of drinking than waking up next to someone I dont know. And wondering what her name is, and how she got there and why I killed her.
Reverend Aiken Nutts

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Nov 3, 2012
 

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Yes, there are worse things. Like when I drank a case of Thunderbird wine & polished off five buckets of chicken on Halloween night! Ughhh....
dixie normas

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Nov 30, 2012
 
You can pee without pooping, but you can't poop without peeing.
mike ock

Huffman, TX

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#8
Dec 6, 2012
 
I used to get higher then hell before class. Then I'd sneak to my desk, slouch down in my seat and hope no one asked me any questions... I was the best teacher ever!

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