Aztec Fred

Lebanon, VA

#1 Dec 7, 2012
What's up with these freaks stumbling around?I can't seem to be able to go to the mailbox without having to hack a couple of them to death.

I blame the Mayans.
really

Jonesville, VA

#2 Dec 7, 2012
seriously???
Aztec Fred

Lebanon, VA

#3 Dec 7, 2012
really wrote:
seriously???
I understand your skepticism,why blame the Mayans,right?This could just as easily be the undead not understanding how to read a calendar.

I am too quick to place blame,for that I apologize.
Shaun of the Dead

Jonesville, VA

#4 Dec 7, 2012
You must live either near IGA in Pennington or the old Pete's Grocery in Woodway. I've spotted groups of zonbies there.
hmmmm

Whitewater, WI

#5 Dec 8, 2012
Drugged zombies those would be.
calm before the storm

Natural Bridge, VA

#6 Dec 9, 2012
hmmmm wrote:
Drugged zombies those would be.
Like April Delph. She is a supplier for the zombies. I see her there every evening. One of them will run up and yank her around the neck and she will run her hand down his back pocket. hahaha
Aztec Fred

Max Meadows, VA

#7 Dec 19, 2012
The end is nigh,as foretold by those pesky Mayans.The zombie apocalypse is upon us.Take shelter my friends.
SO funny

Jonesville, VA

#8 Dec 20, 2012
Aztec Fred wrote:
The end is nigh,as foretold by those pesky Mayans.The zombie apocalypse is upon us.Take shelter my friends.
Yea, can't wait for this to happen...lol.
Zom-b

Max Meadows, VA

#9 Dec 20, 2012
SO funny wrote:
<quoted text> Yea, can't wait for this to happen...lol.
BRAINS,I need BRAINS
what the fu

Weyers Cave, VA

#10 Dec 21, 2012
I passed a couple this morning on the way to work. Looked like they were hitch hicking! The vdot snow plow was in front of me and when he went by he sprayed them good.
Aztec Fred

Blue Ridge, VA

#11 Jan 1, 2013
I have found that even zombies have redeeming qualities.For example,before they showed up I was overrun with stray cats,now they're no cats. Thank you zombies.

If only there were a simple solution for the sudden abundance of rats.Maybe the undead will develop a taste for rat.I don't know.

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