Posted in the Jonesborough Forum
#1 Jul 6, 2013
I took a little trip down to crowbar Joe's to see if this was the same Crowbar Joe from North Carolina that I used to know. Im going on record here to say its not. So this discussion has nothing to do with him. But there used to be this guy with the same name that used to whack people in the head with a crowbar. Oh sure, it was hilarious if it wasn't happening to you, right?
Well, one night Joe caught me not looking and the next thing I know I see this white hot flash of light and BAMM, Joe has crowbarred me. I entered another dimension in which Madonna and Donny Osmond were both singing "Soldier of Love" and I was diggin' it.
I woke up hours later with a roaring headache with my underwear wrapped around my head. Never cared much for Crowbar after that. But now I can't go into a beer bar without checking the juke box for Madonna and/ or Donny Osmond.
I ended up getting Crowbar back by loosening the lug nuts on his bicycle one night and watched him pop up over a curb and his front wheel came off in mid air. For about a week, everybody called him Pavement Joe. Son of a Bitch still has a scar on his chin.
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