Erwin Topix Better Than Movie "Deliverance"

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Vinny

Latham, NY

#1 May 8, 2013
What a bunch of fuster clucks you inbred rednecks are, but you are by far the best Internet entertainment ever for me and my pals here at the Wicked Monk Irish Pub in Brooklyn, NY! We can't wait to tune in every night to see what kind of totally moronic assbiting and buttugly idiotic b.s. you are inflicting on each other like the Hatfields & McCoys only without guns. Yous guys really should stop marrying your sisters and let your future generations have a chance of developing brains. Me and my pals have a bet that the sum total IQ of everybody who posts comments on your forum won't even add up to 100.

But don't let us stop you. By all means keep up the entertainment. We really miss Mayberry RFD, but yous guys make Barney & Gouber look like rocket scientists.
Concerned user

Johnson City, TN

#2 May 8, 2013
If you and your pals are enjoying this from the pub in Brooklyn NY..why does your Name post show up as Ione CA? OOOOppps!
Shamed

Jonesborough, TN

#3 May 8, 2013
Vinny wrote:
What a bunch of fuster clucks you inbred rednecks are, but you are by far the best Internet entertainment ever for me and my pals here at the Wicked Monk Irish Pub in Brooklyn, NY! We can't wait to tune in every night to see what kind of totally moronic assbiting and buttugly idiotic b.s. you are inflicting on each other like the Hatfields & McCoys only without guns. Yous guys really should stop marrying your sisters and let your future generations have a chance of developing brains. Me and my pals have a bet that the sum total IQ of everybody who posts comments on your forum won't even add up to 100.
But don't let us stop you. By all means keep up the entertainment. We really miss Mayberry RFD, but yous guys make Barney & Gouber look like rocket scientists.
You and your "pals" are in one of the most exciting cities in the world surrounded by live entertainment, classy restaurants, historic sport venues, and every vice known to man ....and you choose to spend your time reading the Erwin forum on Topix every night? Damn, you guys are some real losers, aren't you?
F Hughes Sr

Marion, VA

#4 May 8, 2013
Vinny wrote:
What a bunch of fuster clucks you inbred rednecks are, but you are by far the best Internet entertainment ever for me and my pals here at the Wicked Monk Irish Pub in Brooklyn, NY! We can't wait to tune in every night to see what kind of totally moronic assbiting and buttugly idiotic b.s. you are inflicting on each other like the Hatfields & McCoys only without guns. Yous guys really should stop marrying your sisters and let your future generations have a chance of developing brains. Me and my pals have a bet that the sum total IQ of everybody who posts comments on your forum won't even add up to 100.
But don't let us stop you. By all means keep up the entertainment. We really miss Mayberry RFD, but yous guys make Barney & Gouber look like rocket scientists.
To be in such a rocking place and waste your time on here every night would lead me to wonder just who is inbred !
Fairness

Johnson City, TN

#5 May 9, 2013
F Hughes Sr wrote:
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To be in such a rocking place and waste your time on here every night would lead me to wonder just who is inbred !
The only moronic inbreds in here have jonesborough ips. The 2 biggest cowards that ever wasted good oxygen by breathing. They worship and envy Kent Harris so much all the can do is talk about him. The desire to remain anonymous because they are afraid to identify themselves in case he does get back in office and they won't be able to run up and hug his neck and tell him they were always behind him just waiting to stab him behind the scenes.
durrr

Jonesborough, TN

#6 May 9, 2013
Fairness wrote:
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The only moronic inbreds in here have jonesborough ips. The 2 biggest cowards that ever wasted good oxygen by breathing. They worship and envy Kent Harris so much all the can do is talk about him. The desire to remain anonymous because they are afraid to identify themselves in case he does get back in office and they won't be able to run up and hug his neck and tell him they were always behind him just waiting to stab him behind the scenes.
Most people know this but...the location shown on Topix seems to have nothing to do with where someone actually lives. I live in Eliz and it shows up as Jonesborough, which I'm assuming means that's where my internet provider (Comcast) has traffic routed through.
F Hughes Sr

Marion, VA

#7 May 9, 2013
Fairness wrote:
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The only moronic inbreds in here have jonesborough ips. The 2 biggest cowards that ever wasted good oxygen by breathing. They worship and envy Kent Harris so much all the can do is talk about him. The desire to remain anonymous because they are afraid to identify themselves in case he does get back in office and they won't be able to run up and hug his neck and tell him they were always behind him just waiting to stab him behind the scenes.
Don't you wish Kent,lmao.Nobody has ever worshiped you except the Kool-Aid drinkers you convinced to sign their wills over.
And here you are again talking about people using an alias,so if it's out of fear,then who are you scared of that keeps you from using your real name?
That is why people think you are the product of an incestuous relationship,you are so stupid that you can't see how you contradict yourself in your comments,it's no different than you wearing a bag over your head and pointing a finger at someone else wearing a bag on their head and calling them names for doing so when you are doing the same thing.
But being a friggin moron has been a way of life for you,I think the alcohol has pickled your brain.
Bigger balls than yours

Jonesborough, TN

#9 May 9, 2013
durrr wrote:
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Most people know this but...the location shown on Topix seems to have nothing to do with where someone actually lives. I live in Eliz and it shows up as Jonesborough, which I'm assuming means that's where my internet provider (Comcast) has traffic routed through.
Kent Harris will never hold public office again. I will personaly take care of that with a press conference of my own.The best way to make a good case is plenty of documentation. Remember Nixon might have gotten away with Watergate if not for those damm pesky TAPES.
Joey

Cairo, Egypt

#10 May 9, 2013
Vinny wrote:
What a bunch of fuster clucks you inbred rednecks are, but you are by far the best Internet entertainment ever for me and my pals here at the Wicked Monk Irish Pub in Brooklyn, NY! We can't wait to tune in every night to see what kind of totally moronic assbiting and buttugly idiotic b.s. you are inflicting on each other like the Hatfields & McCoys only without guns. Yous guys really should stop marrying your sisters and let your future generations have a chance of developing brains. Me and my pals have a bet that the sum total IQ of everybody who posts comments on your forum won't even add up to 100.
But don't let us stop you. By all means keep up the entertainment. We really miss Mayberry RFD, but yous guys make Barney & Gouber look like rocket scientists.
Yo Vinny, yous is right about dem goofy hicks, theyse funnier than shit. They obviously don't know shit about VPNs cuz theyse so stupid to think yous is in CA. Shit man I see you down at the end of the bar on your I-Pad. I spose theyse thinking I'm in Bumfuck Egypt cuz of my IP address. I sent you another martini on my tab, Vinny. Enjoy!

You sure got those dumb clucks feuding on this thread too. Theyse must be pissed off cuz their mommas gave them bad head tonite.
Vinny

Shibuya, Japan

#11 May 9, 2013
Yo Joey thanks for da martini. Can you believe them yahoos!? I wonder if they all look like that kid playing banjo on the bridge in Deliverance?

Hey, close out your tab. Weze all going over to BrisketTown for dinner. Reading all the funny shit those rubes write is making me hungry for some greasy shit.

Goodnite rubes. Hope your mommas give you better head tonite so you won't be so hard on each other, pardon the pun!
BOZO RICKER

Marion, VA

#12 May 9, 2013
Vinny wrote:
Yo Joey thanks for da martini. Can you believe them yahoos!? I wonder if they all look like that kid playing banjo on the bridge in Deliverance?
Hey, close out your tab. Weze all going over to BrisketTown for dinner. Reading all the funny shit those rubes write is making me hungry for some greasy shit.
Goodnite rubes. Hope your mommas give you better head tonite so you won't be so hard on each other, pardon the pun!
LOL,now you know your momma gives the best head,especially when she takes her teeth out,OOOOOOOOOh those gums!
lackofballs

Johnson City, TN

#13 May 10, 2013
Bigger balls than yours wrote:
<quoted text>Kent Harris will never hold public office again. I will personaly take care of that with a press conference of my own.The best way to make a good case is plenty of documentation. Remember Nixon might have gotten away with Watergate if not for those damm pesky TAPES.
You would look really good standing up there at a press conference with a paper bag over your head hiding your yellow streaked face and name like you are so good at doing.Press conference my ass you are nothing more than a faggot with big balls danging on your cowardice chin doing what you do best hiding behind an alias making idle threats.
banjer

Johnson City, TN

#14 May 10, 2013
a sheriff named cornbread, a chief deputy from bumpass cove.
BOZO RICKER

Marion, VA

#15 May 10, 2013
lackofballs wrote:
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You would look really good standing up there at a press conference with a paper bag over your head hiding your yellow streaked face and name like you are so good at doing.Press conference my ass you are nothing more than a faggot with big balls danging on your cowardice chin doing what you do best hiding behind an alias making idle threats.
You look really good calling someone out for using an alias while using an alias,shows how just how stupid you really are.
You got your alias right,you sure don't have any balls,never had,never will.
So when will you be moving?Sooner the better you piece of shit.
BOZO RICKER

Marion, VA

#16 May 10, 2013
banjer wrote:
a sheriff named cornbread, a chief deputy from bumpass cove.
And everyday they work,they show the former sheriff Howdy Doody up,add Masters name to the group,and you have the best law enforcement team Unicoi County has ever had.
Chandra

Latham, NY

#18 May 10, 2013
My gawd Vinny those bozos in the South actually put "Bozo" in their pen names. What a bunch of losers in that poor little gawd-forsaken village. Say Vinny, lookin at this pathetic illiterate bunch of nonsense these boobs write is soooooo boring. What say we go over to The River Cafe for some dinner?
Vinny

Latham, NY

#19 May 10, 2013
I'm witch yous Chandra, let's go. These hicks are really too boring for words!
Sophia

New York, NY

#20 May 11, 2013
Hey Chandra, Vinny told me to look at some of the crap these halfwits post on Topix. Their threads are so damned funny! Much better than ours. Can you believe there are people like them in the human race?

Joey says that they have a lot of sheep farms down there in Tennessee cause the sheep are more better looking than the women and the guys are butt ugly too. I suppose they like screwing the sheep better than their sisters or mothers at times.

Yuk, I feel dirty all over reading their crap. I need another cocktail! See you in the ladies' room in a little while. Almost time for another hit.
sheep herder

Marion, VA

#22 May 11, 2013
I took your sister in the barn and backed her up beside a pig and took turns,the pig was better,even smelled better,lol.....
Rapture

Post Falls, ID

#24 May 13, 2013
Vinny wrote:
What a bunch of fuster clucks you inbred rednecks are, but you are by far the best Internet entertainment ever for me and my pals here at the Wicked Monk Irish Pub in Brooklyn, NY! We can't wait to tune in every night to see what kind of totally moronic assbiting and buttugly idiotic b.s. you are inflicting on each other like the Hatfields & McCoys only without guns. Yous guys really should stop marrying your sisters and let your future generations have a chance of developing brains. Me and my pals have a bet that the sum total IQ of everybody who posts comments on your forum won't even add up to 100.
But don't let us stop you. By all means keep up the entertainment. We really miss Mayberry RFD, but yous guys make Barney & Gouber look like rocket scientists.
Hey Chicken Lips,You saw fit to post here as well,so I guess that means you have some redneck inbred tenancies as well..It seems that it resonates with you to post,so come on ,bring your slack jawed buddies and wade on here boy!..By the way-Lemme see your mouth-I bet it shore is purty...You slack jawed gizzard lipped bitch:)

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