Taliban Ted to attend State of the Union

Taliban Ted to attend State of the Union

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Cathouse Mouse

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Cathouse Mouse

#1 Feb 11, 2013
Ted Nugent will attend the State of the Union Address assembly of our Federal Government tomorrow night to hear the President's speech.

Ted Nugebnt recently said, "Obama can suck on my machine gun".

Today, Nugent is quoted saying that he won't be armed - "I've got to demilitarize before I go."

Question;

Should the Secret Service consider Taliban Ted a security threat?

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Mountain Home, AR

#2 Feb 11, 2013
Only if he sings to them.

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#3 Feb 11, 2013
Lol wrote:
Only if he sings to them.
I gave ^^^ THAT ^^^ a funny face.
Guest

Rogers, AR

#4 Feb 11, 2013
Cathouse Mouse wrote:
Ted Nugent will attend the State of the Union Address assembly of our Federal Government tomorrow night to hear the President's speech.
Ted Nugebnt recently said, "Obama can suck on my machine gun".
Today, Nugent is quoted saying that he won't be armed - "I've got to demilitarize before I go."
Question;
Should the Secret Service consider Taliban Ted a security threat?
This may be a First for Uncle Ted he is going to see how a Government works.Last time Ted Saw this is when he was wearing Panties at his Physical during the Draft of Nam and Uncle Ted Cried and Acted as gay as he could to get out of Serving the country he Claim to love so Dear.
Any one remember Ted Band's Name in the Olden days????

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#6 Feb 11, 2013
I fully expect Taliban Ted to wear something that makes a "statement". I hope he at least brushes his nasty teeth.

And ..... I sooooo hope he opens his mouth to utter a word at the President so he can be seen nationwide being dragged out of the chambers by that ponytail.

My guess is that he'll be a model citizen,... after all he's representing the "responsible, law-abiding gun owners" of America ... right?
JustSoYaKnow

Springdale, AR

#8 Feb 11, 2013
There are a lot more Ted types than Obama types in this country.

One is a man.(Ted)

One is a puppet.(Obama)

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#9 Feb 11, 2013
JustSoYaKnow wrote:
There are a lot more Ted types than Obama types in this country.
One is a man.(Ted)
One is a puppet.(Obama)
If that's true, Ted will show up tomorrow night with a clean shaven face and a man's haircut wearing a suit and tie. Every man I've known in my entire life would wear a suit at such a prestigious event.

I can hardly wait to see Taliban Ted disappoint me.
Stand Up2TheLeft

Springdale, AR

#10 Feb 11, 2013
Cathouse Mouse wrote:
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If that's true, Ted will show up tomorrow night with a clean shaven face and a man's haircut wearing a suit and tie. Every man I've known in my entire life would wear a suit at such a prestigious event.
I can hardly wait to see Taliban Ted disappoint me.
Screw your corporate persona.

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#11 Feb 11, 2013
Stand Up2TheLeft wrote:
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Screw your corporate persona.
Yeah, okay.

What do you predict he'll arrive wearing? Here's a nice little Havana number he might look sweet in

http://havanainsl.files.wordpress.com/2011/03...

Perhaps Taliban Ted and the Republican Congressman who invited him instead of his own wife to this event can go as the Ambiguously Gay Concealled Weapon Duo.

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hahahahahaha

Sometimes ... I gotta post one just for me -^^^ This ^^^ was one of those times.
gypsyrose44

Jonesboro, AR

#12 Feb 11, 2013
JustSoYaKnow wrote:
There are a lot more Ted types than Obama types in this country.

One is a man.(Ted)

One is a puppet.(Obama)
You are absolutely right! He is a man who stands up for what he believes in and is not afraid to do so. I think his courage and his strength of character bothers a lot of people. I don't know anyone who is the "Obama type" I work around hundreds of people a day and they are all sick of him I just wish they would have figured him out before this last election! If mouse has something against Ted Nugent then he better watch out because Ted is a hunter and every time I have seen him in concert he has some furry animal tale glued to the back of his jeans! Mouse might look good back there! I can see it now Ted on the stage with his guitar playing Cat scratch fever with cathouse mouse sewn on his butt! Lol awe one can dream, can't they?!

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#13 Feb 11, 2013
gypsyrose44 wrote:
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You are absolutely right! He is a man who stands up for what he believes in and is not afraid to do so. I think his courage and his strength of character bothers a lot of people. I don't know anyone who is the "Obama type" I work around hundreds of people a day and they are all sick of him I just wish they would have figured him out before this last election! If mouse has something against Ted Nugent then he better watch out because Ted is a hunter and every time I have seen him in concert he has some furry animal tale glued to the back of his jeans! Mouse might look good back there! I can see it now Ted on the stage with his guitar playing Cat scratch fever with cathouse mouse sewn on his butt! Lol awe one can dream, can't they?!
Okay ... I see the humor there. I laughed just for a brief second then I stopped myself.

But Skipper, if there were more Americans like Taliban Ted than like Obama --- we'd be hearing from President Romney tomorrow night.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qK0fSh6sAEo/Tb_ko6H...
GotAnEyeOnULefti es

Springdale, AR

#14 Feb 11, 2013
When Ted Speaks he sounds like:

JAMES MADISON: "We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of
government, far from it. We have staked the future ... upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to sustain ourselves, according to the Ten Commandments of God." (Question: Do we still govern and sustain ourselves by the Ten Commandments today?)

JOHN ADAMS: "Our Constitution was made only for a religious and moral people. It is wholly inadequate
for the government of any other." (Question: Are Americans still a religious and moral people?)

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: "Man will ultimately be governed by GOD or by tyrants." (Question: Which is it that governs us today?)

ANDREW JACKSON: "The BIBLE is the rock on which our Republic rests."
(Two Questions:- 1) When is the last time you have heard a public official honestly and accurately call America a Republic? 2) On the other hand, can a democracy rest on the BIBLE?

DANIEL WEBSTER: "If we abide by the principles taught in the BIBLE, our country will go on
prospering." (Question: Why is our nation not prospering?)

ALEXIS DE TOQUEVILLE. Upon visiting America in the early 19th Century, this French historian
observed: "America is great because America is GOOD. If America ever ceases to be good it will cease to be great."

When Obama Speaks he sounds like:

KARL MARX: "My object in life is to dethrone God and destroy capitalism." (Question:Has he succeeded?)

LEV DAVIDOVICH TROTSKY: "Religions are illogical primitive ignorance. There is nothing as ridiculous
and tragic as a religious government."

ANOTHER QUESTION: Is Trotsky's or Marx's plan any different than the Humanist Movement's plan? Check
below.

AMERICAN HUMANIST MOVEMENT, Doctrinal statement:

"We are humanists ... We are not for God ... We are for socialism."

HUMANIST MAGAZINE, 1983 Jan-Feb. issue. Humanist John J. Dunphy:

"I am convinced that the battle for humankind's future must be waged and won in the public school classroom by teachers that correctly perceive their role as proselytizers of a new faith which will replace the rotting corpse of Christianity."

I'll take Ted any day.
guest

Jonesboro, AR

#15 Feb 11, 2013
gypsyrose44 wrote:
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You are absolutely right! He is a man who stands up for what he believes in and is not afraid to do so. I think his courage and his strength of character bothers a lot of people. I don't know anyone who is the "Obama type" I work around hundreds of people a day and they are all sick of him I just wish they would have figured him out before this last election! If mouse has something against Ted Nugent then he better watch out because Ted is a hunter and every time I have seen him in concert he has some furry animal tale glued to the back of his jeans! Mouse might look good back there! I can see it now Ted on the stage with his guitar playing Cat scratch fever with cathouse mouse sewn on his butt! Lol awe one can dream, can't they?!
Well lets take a look at some of the things Uncle Ted believes in.

Draft Dodger?

This is Ted's own account of how he got a deferment as told to High Times magazine.

Nugent claims that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment. With all that sh*t in his pants I guess he would have to stand up for what he believes in wouldn't he.

Deadbeat dad?

He has had two wives and has eight children, including three out of
wedlock in two liaisons almost 30 years apart. In the late 1960s, prior to his first marriage, Nugent fathered a boy, Ted (Mann) and a girl, whom he gave up for adoption in infancy. This did not become public knowledge until 2010. The siblings were adopted separately and had no contact with one another. The son learned the identity of his birth father in 2010 through the daughter's quest to make contact with him and their birth parents.

In 2005 Nugent was involved in a legal battle for not paying enough child support for a child he had out of wedlock in 1995.It was finally resolved when Nugent was ordered to pay $3,500 in child support. Strength of character indeed.

Pedophile?

In 1978, Nugent began a sexual relationship with seventeen year old Hawaii native Pele Massa. Due to the age difference they could not marry so Nugent joined Massa's parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian. A move that Spin magazine ranked as #63 on their list of the "100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock".

Rocker Courtney Love claims she gave Nugent a blowjob when she was 12 years old.

Maybe Courtney Love inspired the song "Jailbait":

Well, I dont care if youre just thirteen,
You look too good to be true.
I just know that youre probably clean,
Theres one little thing I got do to you.

Jailbait you look so good to me,
Jailbait wont you set me free,
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time.

Honey, you, you, you look so nice.
Shes young, shes tender
Wont you please surrender.
She so fine, shes mine,
All the time, I woke my mind.

Its all right baby, its quite all right I asked your mama.

Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer
Dont put those handcuffs on me, what about her?
Hey, Ill share her with you!

Ted Nugent is and has always been a scumbag. If you see this man as some sort of Patriot or Hero I suggest you raise your standards. There are people in this country like teachers, firefighters and soldiers who deserve the title of Patriot or Hero well before this man does.
the real guest

Ridgedale, MO

#17 Feb 12, 2013
GotAnEyeOnULefties wrote:
"I am convinced that the battle for humankind's future must be waged and won in the public school classroom by teachers that correctly perceive their role as proselytizers of a new faith which will replace the rotting corpse of Christianity."
You've identified the root cause of the devolution of our culture and corresponding fall of our once great Republic.

The godless socialists have had decades to indoctrinate generations of the masses while keeping them ignorant of the history of our nation, and the purpose of forming our government in a manner limited in size and scope.

I fear that we have passed the point of no return. The idiots have taken over the insane asylum.

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#19 Feb 12, 2013
guest wrote:
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Well lets take a look at some of the things Uncle Ted believes in.
Draft Dodger?
This is Ted's own account of how he got a deferment as told to High Times magazine.
Nugent claims that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment. With all that sh*t in his pants I guess he would have to stand up for what he believes in wouldn't he.
Deadbeat dad?
He has had two wives and has eight children, including three out of
wedlock in two liaisons almost 30 years apart. In the late 1960s, prior to his first marriage, Nugent fathered a boy, Ted (Mann) and a girl, whom he gave up for adoption in infancy. This did not become public knowledge until 2010. The siblings were adopted separately and had no contact with one another. The son learned the identity of his birth father in 2010 through the daughter's quest to make contact with him and their birth parents.
In 2005 Nugent was involved in a legal battle for not paying enough child support for a child he had out of wedlock in 1995.It was finally resolved when Nugent was ordered to pay $3,500 in child support. Strength of character indeed.
Pedophile?
In 1978, Nugent began a sexual relationship with seventeen year old Hawaii native Pele Massa. Due to the age difference they could not marry so Nugent joined Massa's parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian. A move that Spin magazine ranked as #63 on their list of the "100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock".
Rocker Courtney Love claims she gave Nugent a blowjob when she was 12 years old.
Maybe Courtney Love inspired the song "Jailbait":
Well, I dont care if youre just thirteen,
You look too good to be true.
I just know that youre probably clean,
Theres one little thing I got do to you.
Jailbait you look so good to me,
Jailbait wont you set me free,
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time.
Honey, you, you, you look so nice.
Shes young, shes tender
Wont you please surrender.
She so fine, shes mine,
All the time, I woke my mind.
Its all right baby, its quite all right I asked your mama.
Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer
Dont put those handcuffs on me, what about her?
Hey, Ill share her with you!
Ted Nugent is and has always been a scumbag. If you see this man as some sort of Patriot or Hero I suggest you raise your standards. There are people in this country like teachers, firefighters and soldiers who deserve the title of Patriot or Hero well before this man does.
WOW!

Good job there anonymous poster formerly known as guest. You shall henceforth be dubbed; "Ted Buster.

Nice write up, very informative, and factual.
AntiPC

Springdale, AR

#22 Feb 13, 2013
Cathouse Mouse wrote:
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WOW!
Good job there anonymous poster formerly known as guest. You shall henceforth be dubbed; "Ted Buster.
Nice write up, very informative, and factual.
Still, not as bad as "watch out for the snake" Bill "Bubba" Clinton.

Who, if I remember had a problem keeping his "snake" in the "cage."

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#23 Feb 13, 2013
No Taliban Ted sighting last night.

I hope the fact that he wasn't deemed important enough for a cam shot doesn't send him off on a slaughter fest.
StandUp2TheLeft

Springdale, AR

#24 Feb 13, 2013
Cathouse Mouse wrote:
No Taliban Ted sighting last night.
I hope the fact that he wasn't deemed important enough for a cam shot doesn't send him off on a slaughter fest.
he was there.

Check some of the non-Left sites unless your afraid you may go blind.
Great Reply!

United States

#29 Feb 13, 2013
JustSoYaKnow wrote:
There are a lot more Ted types than Obama types in this country.

One is a man.(Ted)

One is a puppet.(Obama)
Woo Hoo, love your response!
its nasty ronnie

Calico Rock, AR

#30 Feb 13, 2013
Cathouse Mouse wrote:
I fully expect Taliban Ted to wear something that makes a "statement". I hope he at least brushes his nasty teeth.
And ..... I sooooo hope he opens his mouth to utter a word at the President so he can be seen nationwide being dragged out of the chambers by that ponytail.
My guess is that he'll be a model citizen,... after all he's representing the "responsible, law-abiding gun owners" of America ... right?
Nasty ?
You are the true Taliban ,leftist bigot that wants to take rights away from citizens! So now you talk about nasty teeth , how many do you still have ? How do you wash that sperm off of those teeth ?
And you are a model citizen , foreclosed home , too lazy to work and also such a leftwing wacko.
cheer up you still can be the next Cris Dorner!

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