I had my nephew, you know, the one who sits in the dark and spanks all day, well I had him send you a few pics of himself jacking off. If you could be so kind as to reply to him with a full shot of you banging your neighbor while your husband is at the loading docks, that would be very much firstname.lastname@example.org
Still no luck on posting to craigs list. Help....
Your help in this matter is greatly appreciated.
Paulie R. Poopdecker