mama wants it in the backdoor

mama wants it in the backdoor

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honest johnny

United States

#1 Feb 12, 2013
She wants this for valentines day! Since i aint ever been to prison i dont have no knowledge on how to do such things can y'all help with some advice?

Since: Oct 10

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#2 Feb 12, 2013
You should learn proper grammar and give her that for Valentines Day!!
seriously

Jonesboro, AR

#3 Feb 12, 2013
Should be pretty self-explanatory dude. Practice by threading needles, you'll get it.
Lil boy

United States

#4 Feb 12, 2013
Lube it up and stick it in. If u ain't got no lube lick it or spit on it.
squirrely

United States

#5 Feb 12, 2013
Lots and lots( cannot be stressed how much) lube u need to use to facilitate the penetration. Put pillows under her hips to kind of push it up. Then put it against let her push them kind of fall forward. Start slow
honest johnny

United States

#6 Feb 12, 2013
Is this thing something women find enjoyable?
GuestA

United States

#7 Feb 12, 2013
honest johnny wrote:
She wants this for valentines day! Since i aint ever been to prison i dont have no knowledge on how to do such things can y'all help with some advice?
You re so dumb.
honest johnny

United States

#8 Feb 12, 2013
GuestA wrote:
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You re so dumb.
that aint very helpful
Just Graduated HighSchool

Jonesboro, AR

#9 Feb 12, 2013
This is so stupid, it's like trynna teach you how to have sex wtf your a grown Man, Bend Her Over if shes wet rub it down her ass till its wet if not spit on your hand and rub it down start with a finger, then stick your penis inside her slow.... in your case maybe you should just go in fast lol Hopefully it'll hurt and she wont want it again .smh
much better

Amsterdam, Netherlands

#10 Feb 12, 2013
Open your eyes, and those of your wife, to the fact that this world is on fire and burning itself out, study your Bible and find a good, Bible based group of people to worship with. Spend your time and energy doing your best to make yourselves better and an asset to humanity instead of such a waste of life and the destruction of life. Learn to love each other instead of being obsessed with perversion and self gratification. You'll be glad you did. Life will be happier for you both and for any children you might have and any family and friends you spend time with. Be a witness to the goodness of God instead of the depravity of humanity.
guest

Andrews, TX

#11 Feb 12, 2013
what a typical jonesboro white trash crap of a post this is.
good lord

United States

#12 Feb 12, 2013
much better wrote:
Open your eyes, and those of your wife, to the fact that this world is on fire and burning itself out, study your Bible and find a good, Bible based group of people to worship with. Spend your time and energy doing your best to make yourselves better and an asset to humanity instead of such a waste of life and the destruction of life. Learn to love each other instead of being obsessed with perversion and self gratification. You'll be glad you did. Life will be happier for you both and for any children you might have and any family and friends you spend time with. Be a witness to the goodness of God instead of the depravity of humanity.
sounds like mama aint the only one with something shoved up they arse
JCh

Ridgefield, CT

#13 Feb 12, 2013
This kind of sex is very unhealthy. It shortens your partners life. When she gets cancer -remember what you did to her.
guest

Lampasas, TX

#14 Feb 12, 2013
honest johnny wrote:
She wants this for valentines day! Since i aint ever been to prison i dont have no knowledge on how to do such things can y'all help with some advice?
If you can't figure it out then send her over to me. I will take care of it for you.
Beth

United States

#15 Feb 12, 2013
My boyfriend likes it in the butt or he used to he said he's been straight now for the six months we've been together.
guest

Jonesboro, AR

#16 Feb 12, 2013
Lol cancer from butt sex. Ah hahaha. My wife should have died years ago then.

Since: Oct 10

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#17 Feb 12, 2013
I don't know about cancer from spear fishing for turd sharks but I know you can get AIDS from a toilet seat!!...you have to go in and sit down before the last guy gets up. Bwahahahaha!!!
Guest

United States

#18 Feb 12, 2013
What's with the Jesus stuff? Since when was anal sex a deadly sin? God wouldn't have given us all our holes if he didn't want them filled with something ..right? He was in fact our creator.. Hmmmm. Makes me think.

Since: Oct 10

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#19 Feb 13, 2013
Guest wrote:
What's with the Jesus stuff? Since when was anal sex a deadly sin? God wouldn't have given us all our holes if he didn't want them filled with something ..right? He was in fact our creator.. Hmmmm. Makes me think.
He did say he would come in the end and take us all home. That's enough proof for me!
good lord

United States

#20 Feb 13, 2013
Rofl only in jonesboro could a dirty butt sex post turn into Jesus topix

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