Erotic Text Messages
jones

Mountain Home, AR

#62 Jan 5, 2010
well, you said you created us in your image.
Algore wrote:
I admit it. I did create the Internet just so I could sit back and laugh as the morally bankrupt majority of Jonesboro gives themselves completely over to their basest natures and defines themselves solely by their rancid genitalia. Thank you, my adoring monkeys.
happy in bama

United States

#63 Mar 2, 2010
guest wrote:
<quoted text>
Not hardly! lol. We've been together for almost 30 years and have and always have had a GREAT sex life! We can just look at each other or tell each other with our eyes how much we love one another. Him just working or doing whatever gets me excited and vice versa. Guess it's called "true love".:)
Even...or especially...true love, can be given a jolt of sexual electricity by taking the trouble to make our partners know we are thinking of them...needing them...wanting them. "Just the thought of you makes me wet, honey...hurry home...mmmnnnn..."
happy in bama

United States

#64 Mar 2, 2010
guest wrote:
<quoted text>
You have completely missed my point! Our sex life is and has always been exciting and we've probably done more and in more places than most. But that is NOT what keeps a couple together.
Did I miss something? I didn't see ANYONE say that "just sex" keeps a couple together. The thread is about sending spicy little notes to a partner to get the "juices flowing" and build sexual anticipation, as well as flirt with them...and THAT is important in a marriage.
happy in bama

United States

#65 Mar 2, 2010
what's up with all the "hatin"? Some people posting in this thread appear to need anger management classes. Whatever happened to discussing differences of opinion without namecalling and mean, snide comments!?
JTownCougar

Dallas, TX

#66 Mar 2, 2010
I am so wet for you ;)
Single and Lonely

Little Rock, AR

#67 Mar 3, 2010
If a woman, any woman, texted me... "Hi" would do it for me.
Guest

Oaklyn, NJ

#68 Mar 3, 2010
If my woman texted me with - "I got a steak on the grill" - I'd be in the car faster than you can say "Where's the A-1"
WTF

Jonesboro, AR

#69 Mar 3, 2010
guest wrote:
where do you weirdo people come from? i'll bet you're fat and ugly,stuck at home.
get your silly asses out and have a life!!!
We're weird? WTF man!? You're the weird one if you think a couple texting dirty messages back and forth is strange.

“always speak the truth”

Since: Feb 10

Jonesboro

#70 Mar 4, 2010
As long as they are of age,commited to each other, are aware of what can happen if it gets sent to others , and neithe rof them are offened I say so be it. It is no different than talking dirty over the phone.
Guest

Dallas, TX

#71 Mar 4, 2010
I have been thinking about you and I doing it doggie style all day long. It's all I want and need, hurry home baby, I'm so ready for you!
Jeanette

Clermont, FL

#72 Mar 21, 2010
dirty girl wrote:
Ok guys... tell me what your woman could say in a text message that would really get you going. I'd like to hear some good examples of erotic phrases that don't sound stupid.
I'll lick you like a lollipop.

You said this was a joystick and I should play with it, right?
guest

United States

#73 Mar 21, 2010
me and my g/f are in bed waiting on you to join us
Lili

United States

#75 Apr 9, 2010
I usually just tell him how I want him, Like honey I need you behind me, a hand on my **** a hand in my hair till I cant do anything but moan your name. Of course he comes home for lunch...
Beth

Walnut Ridge, AR

#76 Apr 9, 2010
I just call him and say I cannot wait for you to get home so I can suck the c@@ outta you.
thikchik
#77 Apr 9, 2010
Single and Lonely wrote:
If a woman, any woman, texted me... "Hi" would do it for me.
How sad....I will text you!=)
Jakki

Phoenix, AZ

#78 Jun 14, 2010
Mishleen Ross wrote:
<quoted text>Well, spice it up. Put on some leopard thongs and a tarzan wig and act like tarzan, ha! IF that's what your wife like. Y'all can do something new each time, like a new sex position, a new sexy lingerie outfit with new stripper heels, a movie.


The way I read that just made me blow soda out of my nose! A Tarzan wig!!! HA! HA! HA! LOL How funny.!!!"ME TARZAN! PET MONKEY!"

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#79 Jun 14, 2010
"Baby I'm wearing the red stilettos,nothing else." He would be home ASAP! and leaving clothes from the garage to the front door.
bedpost57

Cedar Hill, TX

#80 Jul 14, 2010
dirty girl wrote:
Ok guys... tell me what your woman could say in a text message that would really get you going. I'd like to hear some good examples of erotic phrases that don't sound stupid.
ahh my drawers need adjusting did you have a tool that would work?
I need my can rack fixed can you hurry home?
guest

Lubbock, TX

#81 Jul 14, 2010
Beth wrote:
I just call him and say I cannot wait for you to get home so I can suck the c@@ outta you.
Spitter?

“the hammer”

Since: Oct 08

n a

#82 Jul 14, 2010
shoot i luv texting,,cuz ladies won't tell wut they r thinken but they will text it 2 ya,,

and texting leads 2 sexting,,,and oh man the pic i get r NICE !!!!!,,,lol

"hit my digits".

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