Erotic Text Messages

Since: Mar 09

Jonesboro, Ar

#42 May 18, 2009
Mishleen Ross wrote:
<quoted text>Well, spice it up. Put on some leopard thongs and a tarzan wig and act like tarzan, ha! IF that's what your wife like. Y'all can do something new each time, like a new sex position, a new sexy lingerie outfit with new stripper heels, a movie.
I wasn't asking for advice... I was giving it. I have plenty of lingerie and in fact I just had a fun party a couple of weeks ago.

Since: Mar 09

Jonesboro, Ar

#43 May 18, 2009
guest wrote:
<quoted text>
You just proved my point. Sex is just a PART of a relationship. You have to spice up the whole marriage, that's what keeps a man and woman happily together and faithful. Lust doesn't last, love and passion lasts forever. If our relationship was just about saying empty, trashy things to one another we wouldn't have had a fulfilling 30 year marriage and I would be checking his phone, etc. That is what would get old and boring, so empty and meaningless. Trust me, when you're married for 30 years you go through a lot and if your marriage is based on hot, lustful sex it will fail through the hard times that life throws your way. But when you have a healthy marriage that is based on trust, commitment, love and respect for one another and you're a "one" nothing or noone can break that up. Certainly some person telling your spouse empty words such as they're ready to swallow, etc. I know how to satisfy my man ALL THE WAY!!!
I guess we all need to quit hating on this guest because what she is trying to say is she is old and crusty and both of their sex organs have fallen off so they CAN'T have sex anymore! AW!! How sad!!
Duh Huh

Dadeville, MO

#44 May 18, 2009
If you throw her panties upward and they stick to the ceiling... she's ready...
guest

Lake Charles, LA

#45 May 18, 2009
bored n jb wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh HELL no BITCH! I DO love my husband very much! Just because you can't admit that your husband is BORED of you doesn't mean there is anything wrong with MY sex life! If you would take a chance and do something other than the "norm" your husband wouldn't be able to contain himself I'm sure! The same ole is boring to anyone! Quit lying to yourself! And NO I don't just do it for him. I do it for me too. Unordinary stuff makes life way more fun. If you have no adventure in your sexz life then get the hell out of here!
You have completely missed my point! Our sex life is and has always been exciting and we've probably done more and in more places than most. But that is NOT what keeps a couple together.

Mishleen Ross

Since: Feb 09

United States

#46 May 18, 2009
guest wrote:
<quoted text>
You have completely missed my point! Our sex life is and has always been exciting and we've probably done more and in more places than most. But that is NOT what keeps a couple together.
Hum, I'm sure a lot of men would agree with you. Hum.
guest

Lake Charles, LA

#47 May 18, 2009
bored n jb wrote:
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I guess we all need to quit hating on this guest because what she is trying to say is she is old and crusty and both of their sex organs have fallen off so they CAN'T have sex anymore! AW!! How sad!!
lol, not hardly! I wouldn't consider mid 40's as being old and you'll be there one day yourself. I'm trim, have big boobs, a tight butt AND I'm certainly NOT "BORED IN JONESBORO."
Well

Jonesboro, AR

#48 May 19, 2009
Dang this was a good topic and funny until it got into another stupid argument. Drop the drama and can we please get back to the funny topic at hand. This was such a good one.

Since: Mar 09

Jonesboro, Ar

#49 May 20, 2009
guest wrote:
<quoted text>
lol, not hardly! I wouldn't consider mid 40's as being old and you'll be there one day yourself. I'm trim, have big boobs, a tight butt AND I'm certainly NOT "BORED IN JONESBORO."
All I heard was Big... and Butt... That's so terribly sad for you!

Since: May 09

Deridder, LA

#50 Jun 6, 2009
Hmmm erotic text messages?
1. Hey ya wanna?
2. The Mail Mans gone now its your turn.
3. Hurry home the rash is gone.
4. Hubby come home. My bf kicked me off his buddy list and I wanna make a revenge video to send him.
5. I need you. All my batteries went dead.
6. The doctor its not transmitted sexually.
7. My 4pm cancelled can you fill in?
8. I need a big strong/sexy man/woman to satisify my carnal needs. Guess you'll do.
9. I'm bored. Do me.
10. Next!
Hope this helps. ;)

Since: May 09

Deridder, LA

#51 Jun 6, 2009
Number was supposed to say "The doctor says its not transmitted sexually."
Mishleen Ross

United States

#52 Jun 6, 2009
Alan1978 wrote:
Number was supposed to say "The doctor says its not transmitted sexually."
Huh? Number was supposed to say it????

Since: May 09

Deridder, LA

#53 Jun 6, 2009
Aagh number 6. I'm kinda scatter brained. Hi Mish.
Krowangel

Lévis, Canada

#54 Jun 7, 2009
lol wrote:
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haha, jokes on you. while you're out having a "life" i'm at your house bangin your wife. i taught her that thing with her tongue
ahah very good one !
Mishleen Ross

United States

#55 Jun 7, 2009
I would love to send my man a text telling him, "Baby, I wanna suck it and swallow."
Anna

Chisinau, Moldova

#56 Jul 19, 2009
I want u. come and do me please
Guest 6

UK

#57 Oct 16, 2009
I think this site is ace and some good suggestions. I think text sex is well underestimated!!
something special

Osceola, AR

#58 Oct 16, 2009
guest wrote:
<quoted text>
lol, not hardly! I wouldn't consider mid 40's as being old and you'll be there one day yourself. I'm trim, have big boobs, a tight butt AND I'm certainly NOT "BORED IN JONESBORO."
i think women with big tits is nasty over a mouth full is waste full BICTH! AND TITS AND ASS AINT ALL THAT SOME MEN LOOK AT! SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!
hottie

Goliad, TX

#59 Nov 4, 2009
What about this i want u to tie me to the bed and tease n tantalize my body the only kind of pain i have in mind besides the hair pulling and my nails down ur back is the sweet agony of u wanting to cum so badly u cant think straight r even remeber ur name
guest

Chickasha, OK

#60 Nov 5, 2009
guest wrote:
<quoted text>
lol, not hardly! I wouldn't consider mid 40's as being old and you'll be there one day yourself. I'm trim, have big boobs, a tight butt AND I'm certainly NOT "BORED IN JONESBORO."
Well enough with all of that!! When are WE going out?
gorge

Sacramento, CA

#61 Jan 5, 2010
you want me to send you a pic. to see it first?

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