Erotic Text Messages
teacher

Ogden, UT

#467 Oct 11, 2013
dirty girl wrote:
Ok guys... tell me what your woman could say in a text message that would really get you going. I'd like to hear some good examples of erotic phrases that don't sound stupid.
Nothing is stupid if your open to ideas
La Horny Gurl karlove 24

La Grange, IL

#469 Oct 15, 2013
I love you Gustavo
countrygirl420

United States

#470 Oct 19, 2013
lmao some drama but some good ideas one question? y can't we all just get along?? muhhh
MRS_WET WET

Pharr, TX

#471 Oct 30, 2013
I send my hubby a video of me dressed soo sexii & playn with myself all tell him Daddy i am thinkn of u & u got me feeling so naughty hurry home bby cause am about to rock ur world aarrg! lol
sean

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#472 Oct 30, 2013
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Landra

Greensburg, IN

#473 Nov 8, 2013
Hay I will
Landra

Lewisburg, OH

#474 Nov 9, 2013
CluClucksClan wrote:
<quoted text>
Kitty is wet and waiting.
can I join you?????
Landra

Brookville, OH

#475 Nov 9, 2013
countrygirl420 wrote:
lmao some drama but some good ideas one question? y can't we all just get along?? muhhh
I now right.
Casey

Brookville, OH

#476 Nov 9, 2013
Landra wrote:
Hay I will
hay what do u mean
Casey

Brookville, OH

#477 Nov 9, 2013
WOW I CAN'T SAY NO
Justin

Brookville, OH

#478 Nov 9, 2013
Looking for a girl tonight
Landra

Brookville, OH

#479 Nov 9, 2013
Justin wrote:
Looking for a girl tonight
I will for u I bet I will let u do it hard on me.???
Landra

Brookville, OH

#480 Nov 9, 2013
teacher wrote:
<quoted text>Nothing is stupid if your open to ideas
that is what I said
Landra

Brookville, OH

#481 Nov 10, 2013
Captain Obvious wrote:
Hurry home Stud. My twin sister will be joining us.
how good was it.
Landra

Brookville, OH

#482 Nov 10, 2013
CluClucksClan wrote:
<quoted text>
Kitty is wet and waiting.
can I join with you guss
Landra

Brookville, OH

#483 Nov 10, 2013
guest wrote:
I'm horny work for me.LOL
can I come
TheLady

Ash Flat, AR

#485 Nov 15, 2013
nudedude wrote:
dont limit go all out
Ok ;) Just a few more...

"Baby I ran out of lollipops, hurry home and let me suck on you"

"I wanna suck u bone dry, where r u ;)"

"Hey my little hard working man, since its pay day, u should come home and have a lazy day, that way u can get laid today." (used on fridays)

"I wanna go for a ride, and Im not talking about using the car, hurry home"

"Doggystyle sounds amazing when u get here... Ill be ready"

"I dk whether I want to kiss u, suck u, f$%& u, bite u, or ride u... but hurry home so we can find out"

"I hate having a wet p%$$^ without u being here... u should come home"

"Baby my &#$$% is wet again, u should hurry home and tear her up and show her whos boss"

"U know how we did it last night... well we need to repeat that when u get home from work, when we take a shower, and when we go to bed tonight bc my p*$$& is drenched and I dont think one round will do"

"Baby I need some D$$k as soon as u get home, bc one round tonight wont do as bad as I wanna ride u."

Enjoy ;)
Guest

Adelaide, Australia

#486 Nov 15, 2013
I can't wait to taste myself on your tongue
kinky babe

Reading, UK

#487 Nov 17, 2013
Me and my girlfriend play 21 dares and who ever gets 21 has to send a pic or a video. And sometime we just text eachother about our memorys in bed <3 xoxox
jake

Johannesburg, South Africa

#488 Nov 21, 2013
Im wet, horney and busy touching myself, hurry home and come and enjoy the show

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