Erotic Text Messages
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dirty girl

Willis, TX

#1 Nov 7, 2008
Ok guys... tell me what your woman could say in a text message that would really get you going. I'd like to hear some good examples of erotic phrases that don't sound stupid.
Captain Obvious

AOL

#2 Nov 8, 2008
Hurry home Stud. My twin sister will be joining us.

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that guy

Benton, AR

#3 Nov 8, 2008
Captain Obvious wrote:
Hurry home Stud. My twin sister will be joining us.
LOL, i'd run every red light and drive double the speed limit the entire way home.

"i'm really in the mood to swallow"
"my vibrator batteries are dead after i made you that movie"
"me and my girlfriend are naked and waiting on you"

that's just a few that came to mind. anything that is sexual in nature is always good
guest

Aubrey, TX

#4 Nov 8, 2008
I'm horny work for me.LOL
Pinkcandycane

Ireland

#5 Feb 5, 2009
I want you to tie me up. To spank me for being a naughty girl.I want you to take me anyway you want.I want to try out my wildest fantasties with you tonight.

That should do the trick...

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Pinkcandycane

Ireland

#6 Feb 5, 2009
Or a simple " Sir ...I need to be punished" can be quite effective also...
CluClucksClan

Jonesboro, AR

#7 Feb 5, 2009
dirty girl wrote:
Ok guys... tell me what your woman could say in a text message that would really get you going. I'd like to hear some good examples of erotic phrases that don't sound stupid.
Kitty is wet and waiting.

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guest

Lake Charles, LA

#8 Feb 5, 2009
my undersmile needs a kiss!!
guest

AOL

#9 Feb 5, 2009
where do you weirdo people come from? i'll bet you're fat and ugly,stuck at home.
get your silly asses out and have a life!!!

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smoke

Jonesboro, AR

#10 Feb 5, 2009
text---> I need some dick. that would drive me crazy.
lol

Parks, AR

#11 Feb 6, 2009
guest wrote:
where do you weirdo people come from? i'll bet you're fat and ugly,stuck at home.
get your silly asses out and have a life!!!
haha, jokes on you. while you're out having a "life" i'm at your house bangin your wife. i taught her that thing with her tongue

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Since: Sep 08

Jonesboro, Ar

#12 Feb 6, 2009
I have some divorce papers for you to sign
guest

Jonesboro, AR

#13 Feb 6, 2009
I send text to my husband most everyday that are erotic (no we are not fat and yes we have a life). I send things like "Baby I'm slobbering thinking of you".
Sometimes I'll send him a text to check his glove box of his truck, my thongs with that drive him crazy inside! We totally take advantage or picture text!!!! Keeping a man happy isn't always through his stomach, it's in bed!!
guest

Jacksonville, AR

#14 Feb 6, 2009
How about "Hurry home, honey... the internet is back up and running."
dirty girl wrote:
Ok guys... tell me what your woman could say in a text message that would really get you going. I'd like to hear some good examples of erotic phrases that don't sound stupid.
guest

Jonesboro, AR

#15 Feb 6, 2009
guest wrote:
How about "Hurry home, honey... the internet is back up and running."
<quoted text>
Unless you suck in bed my man could care less about the internet!
effingsik

Crewkerne, UK

#16 May 10, 2009
LMAO 2 yall
Algore

United States

#17 May 10, 2009
I admit it. I did create the Internet just so I could sit back and laugh as the morally bankrupt majority of Jonesboro gives themselves completely over to their basest natures and defines themselves solely by their rancid genitalia. Thank you, my adoring monkeys.
guest

United States

#18 May 11, 2009
the kids are not home
guess_2

United States

#19 May 11, 2009
The new toys came in the mail today for use to try out. They are the new erotic glass ones. And a very nice Strap-on.
tarzana

Montreal, MO

#20 May 11, 2009
Honey our butt plugs came in today.

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