Dog turds on my lawn in candlewood

Dog turds on my lawn in candlewood

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guest

Jonesboro, AR

#1 May 12, 2013
Big steaming pile in my yard
Sam I Am

Mountain Home, AR

#2 May 12, 2013
guest wrote:
Big steaming pile in my yard
That's what they make air guns for, Quiet and affective.
Sam I Am

Mountain Home, AR

#3 May 12, 2013

“truth is a three edged sword”

Since: Jan 11

Babylon 5, Epsilon Eridani

#4 May 12, 2013
wait until you get the bill from them for fertilizing your yard.
creekwood

Amsterdam, Netherlands

#5 May 12, 2013
yeah they's stankass screemin and cussin dog turds everwhere there in everbody's yards and it worse now it got warm cause a buncha the old ugly turds is haff nekkid an shaking they lard and strech marks in everbodys face an Im all fer poppin them turds wit the air gun

I herd the dog catchers out a lot now lookin for the turdses dogs what run loose 2
crazy dog walker

Henderson, NV

#8 May 12, 2013
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Big steaming pile in my yard
Oh, great, now everybody's going to want one. Guess I'd better get my crap machine out there squeezing it out. No need to thank me.
helpful

United States

#9 May 12, 2013
do what we use to do to people who let their mangy mutts crap in our yard...watch them and see where they live then take the crap and put it on their front steps, and if they have a mail door...slide it in threw there. or go by at night and fling it on their cars or windows...they will get the hint after a few times.
Guest

Amsterdam, Netherlands

#10 May 12, 2013
Dang, but that place has got so ghetto it ain't funny. I had family there for a while and even then it was going to hell, nothing but a bunch of wiggers dranking and partying in their front yards and shooting at people and getting arrested. I ain't been there since my family moved but bet that if you drove out there you'd see the same crap or worse, partying in the driveways and raising hell where you can't even get down the streets.
pssdoff

Jonesboro, AR

#11 May 12, 2013
somebody's mutt took a massive dump on my porch. I came out the door to go to work, slipped on big pile of fresh-laid turds and fell down and got dookey all over my work clothes.
guest

United States

#12 May 12, 2013
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Big steaming pile in my yard
Hopefully, you're saving samples for a DNA match. Might be your neighbor instead of his dog.
pssdoff

Jonesboro, AR

#13 May 12, 2013
i saw 6 dogs in my yard, all sh++ing in one pile. then 3 other dogs came along and peed all around the pile where the first 6 dogs had sh:+. I was so mad I got choked on a baloney sandwich and peed all over my nightgown.

Since: Mar 12

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#14 May 12, 2013
helpful wrote:
do what we use to do to people who let their mangy mutts crap in our yard...watch them and see where they live then take the crap and put it on their front steps, and if they have a mail door...slide it in threw there. or go by at night and fling it on their cars or windows...they will get the hint after a few times.
Catch that critter and put tupintine under it's tail after you rub it good with corn cob or stiff brush. It want come back in your yard on anyone elses. Pretty well will stay home after that.
Guest

United States

#15 May 12, 2013
creekwood wrote:
yeah they's stankass screemin and cussin dog turds everwhere there in everbody's yards and it worse now it got warm cause a buncha the old ugly turds is haff nekkid an shaking they lard and strech marks in everbodys face an Im all fer poppin them turds wit the air gun

I herd the dog catchers out a lot now lookin for the turdses dogs what run loose 2
Throw a shovel full on owner's windshield or at their front door so they step in it on their way out.
Guest

Jonesboro, AR

#16 May 12, 2013
Put it in a bag and lite it on fire
guest

Jonesboro, AR

#17 May 13, 2013
helpful wrote:
do what we use to do to people who let their mangy mutts crap in our yard...watch them and see where they live then take the crap and put it on their front steps, and if they have a mail door...slide it in threw there. or go by at night and fling it on their cars or windows...they will get the hint after a few times.
Use to? I still do that. If you have a pet you shouldn't be too lazy to pick up or bury its shit. You can get bags or small shovels any place that has a pet and/or garden dept.
they back

Amsterdam, Netherlands

#18 May 25, 2013
guest wrote:
Big steaming pile in my yard
saw that big fat ugly sob with his big fat ugly ho and they big fat ugly dogs headed past my house on deerwood and headed yor way agin before dark yestaday and he was droppin trou an getting ready to squat on yor grass agin
springwood

Amsterdam, Netherlands

#20 Jul 12, 2013
sorry drums wrote:
that ole pom dog ho got tired a waiting fer you to bend over for her dog and took it herself looks like saw her on my way to work this morn and she shore did look preggers and still old and ugleee as hell
She is just proof that people with dogs aren't necessarily smart or nice or good people at all. People out here are SCARY!!! They brag about doing mean and hateful things and talk trash like I never heard before!!!
G2Bgone

Providence, UT

#21 Jul 13, 2013
Looks like candlewood aint changed since we got the hell out cept for the worse, that old bag was always high on something then and came across crazy. Wonder if old Kenny is still up to no good there.
Guest

Jonesboro, AR

#22 Jul 13, 2013
You mean Mickey was on your lawn?
old resident

Jonesboro, AR

#23 Jul 13, 2013
I use to live there also an saw a lady like your describing. Do you know who she was? I always wondered. I don't know what street she lived on bc I always saw her walking.
G2Bgone wrote:
Looks like candlewood aint changed since we got the hell out cept for the worse, that old bag was always high on something then and came across crazy. Wonder if old Kenny is still up to no good there.

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